Secret Racket used by FBI!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Classic Racquet Talk' started by plasma, May 3, 2009.

  1. plasma

    plasma Banned

    Oct 2, 2008
    John Delorean invented the patent for the Bergelin Longstring as well as several other famous concept racquets that were later commercially mass produced. He invented the GTO, a badass pontiac that defines the look of American muscle cars. As well as the Back to The Future car with the funk up-doors.

    The FBI didn't like the fact that he was making bank, appearing on Johnny Carson and inventing weird racquets and cars, so they kidnapped his daughter and threatened to beat her brains in (actually caught on tape). Larry Flint, publisher of Hustler Magazine (mmmm..Hustler) leaked these tapes to the public in 1982...Mr. Delorean would have been alive today had the stress from these affairs and this disgusting conspiracy not put him in an early grave.
    The first day I came off the plane from Israel I was 5, I had never seen snow. There was a blizzard with 8 feet of snow. A man outside our apartment complex had a Delorean and let my brother and I open the gull wings and sit in it...
    (true story)

    In Germany they first came for the Communists,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.

    Then they came for the Jews,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.

    Then they came for the trade unionists,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.

    Then they came for the Catholics,
    and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.

    Then they came for me —
    and by that time no one was left to speak up.
    -German anti-Nhazi activist, Pastor Martin Niemöller

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