Serena!!! Good stuff or not?

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  1. MasterTS

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  2. forzainter

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    i thought serena had dyed hair?
     
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    Wow, she's so unfortunate.
     
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    How can she keep saying she's not fat?
     
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    135 pounds of pure muscle.
     
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    I really did not want to see that.
     
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  7. jfmcdowell357

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    A very nice photo. She doesn't have much fat on her.
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Tennis Star

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    i actually ran away form the photo when i saw a black man in a bikini.
     
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  9. latinking

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    Damn she got parts. To bad she is ugly.
     
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  10. tricky

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    Cos she be up in the gym just working on her fitness. That guy's her witness. :)
     
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    She looks like she outweighs the boyfriend...

    I'd peg her about 170-180 lbs.
     
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    Too strong for my liking. I'm still a fan. I'd still might hit it though if I'm desperate. lol
     
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  13. TENNIS_IS_FUN

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    That was not meant to be a thong...
     
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    she looks like Ronnie Coleman from the back in that second pic. Nasty.
     
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    I didn't need to see that, I'd say she weighs significantly more than I do, I'm a few inches taller (I think, I can't remember her height, I'm 6'2"), I weigh about 180-190 lbs, and I am more muscular. Let's put it this way, she wouldn't fit into my baggiest jeans.
     
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  16. OrangeOne

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    Yup, with about the same of fat layered over the top :)
     
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    Can someone photoshop in mcrib's for the seaweed in that guys hands?
     
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  18. Voltron

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    Email me a pic of a mcrib and I'll give it a try, admittedly I'm really busy, but I'll give it a shot if I have time. :D
     
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    Yeah, underneath about 50 more pounds of pure fat!
     
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    LOL, first of all if you are "more muscular" than Serena Williams than you must be quite a specimen (and if you think she weighs "significantly more" than your 190 lbs. then you must have a funhouse mirror as a tv set ;) . Secondly, anyone that posts on a tennis board about dissing the physical characteristics of a multi grand slam winning player and future Hall of Famer may need to think about getting a life (or worry about their own weight insecurities). This stuff is comical.
     
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  21. Mr. Sean

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    Am I the only one that thinks Serena looks like a man. Shes so masculine. ughh
     
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  22. WChiang

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    Uhm, yeah..sure. Too bad she upsets you by being one of the best tennis players in the world. While you're worrying about her "fat", she's worrying about how to spend her tennis earnings. How ironic.
     
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  23. Offshore

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    Exactly. Some of these posters ought to have a "Feel Inferior?" bumper sticker on their cars :D
     
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  24. Voltron

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    All I can say, is, I'm not that muscular, just more muscular than her, which isn't hard IMHO. Personally, I don't think I'm "quite a specimen", but I would venture to bet I weigh less than serena. Pffft, "quite a specimen", I wish. ;) What I'm trying to say is, I'm 190, I think she looks heavier than me. You're right, with her rippling muscles, she's certainly more muscular than me. I don't know exactly, she probably has huge muscles covered up by fat. But really, I think she weighs more than me, I really do. Now, what is this "life" of which you speak? ;) My own weight insecurities? I should be worrying about them? If you really want me to, I suppose. ;)
    Yep, I'll be needing one of those I guess. LOL
     
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  25. Chadwixx

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    She doesnt look bad for a normal woman but big for a professional athlete. She is at the beach and it isnt a thong so its not like she is flaunting her body like she trys todo with her tennis attire. Goto the beach, you will see worse :) Its not baywatch
     
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    lol...i agree! they just really love her so they stay in her threads!
     
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    Wow - so nothing at all to do with what I posted.

    a. She doesn't upset me.
    b. She is indeed one of the best players in the world.
    c. I'm not worrying about her fat
    d. I could care less what she's worrying about.

    I simply made a comment on an unattractive image. Deal with it.
     
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  28. slice bh compliment

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    Strange post, but I suppose you were trying to be funny.

    As opposed to a white man in a bikini?
    Okay, Heavy Metal Tennis Star, just what kind of men do you know who look like that? Black or otherwise?
     
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  29. ShooterMcMarco

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    Her thigh is as big as my hips
     
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    In fact.... IT IS!!!

    "Stupid is as stupid does"

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  32. AlpineCadet

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    ROFL, actually, Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies.
     
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  33. slice bh compliment

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    Come onnnn. You really know men who look like that? Hmmm.
     
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    im suddenly in the mood for pork rinds and chitlins (however you spell that), lol.
     
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  35. carol4832

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    Nope, she looks like a gorilla on roids..
     
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  36. WillAlwaysLoveYouTennis

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    Very muscular yes, arresting in its way, but 135lbs??? Nah, that's at least 160 if its a pound.
     
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    you can tell its muscle. look at her arms.

    if she was all fat. wouldnt you see the huge amount fat hanging from her arms?
    they don't

    im not saying she is hot. but she kick any of our asses.

    and please, if you happen to be more muscular which i doubt. prove it.
     
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  38. skip1969

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    look, steve williams is my favorite drag queen on the tour, so you all stop makin fun of her, please.

    alright, i'm just another hater. sorry. i suppose people ridicule her because there was a point in time when she was perhaps the fittest woman on the tour. and though she is still winning, people think she's let herself go a little. though she swears she hasn't.
     
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  39. BjornBorg

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    Not very flattering. Serena has a BLUBBER BUTT--not very HOT!

    She weighs 135 like Paris Hilton is under exposed. Serena is too FAT in these pictures. She won't be attractive at 35 or 40 plus. Serena is NO LESS than 165!! Yes, she's strong. But she's also overweight by at least 20 pounds.
     
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    Banger, the guy actually looks to have about the same percentage of fat as Serena. Imagine if Ronnie Coleman or even Andre's trainer got Serena into shape?
     
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    I KNOW what her official weight is listed as, that's the point, and why that number is mentioned anyway. We know the 'official' weight. Ana Ivanovic was listed at 160lbs at the French Open, she's a bit hippy (though beautiful, gods!), so Serena listed STILL as 135lbs??, again, no way. They had Sharapova at 140lbs at one point, believable at her height, and Serena is now only 1 or 2 inches shorter than her. NO way she is 135lbs with that build, those large muscles, um etc.

    As I said before, I think it's one of those "not true anymore facts" that they are just leaving on their site, for whatever reason. On my US driver's license I was listed as 6'1, as I took the test first when I was 18, I grew 6 inches taller after that. Although I requested when renewing for them to change the facts, it took 3 renews, or 12 years for it to get changed, and that was at my instigation. I don't know Serena will be requesting they show her real weight any time soon.
     
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    Serena is fat; her A## IS SO UGLY.
     
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  44. Serena's awesome. It's not her job to look good in a swimsuit for you.
     
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    Yes i know that's why she should cover up because it's shocking.
     
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    Cover up while wading in the ocean? Methinks you don't venture outside much.
     
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    All i want to say is that Serena is fat, deal with it, you don't agree with me it takes evryone to make a world.
    By the way you don't know my life.
     
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