Serena: tennis player, diva, clothing designer... chef????

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  1. @wright

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    Just when you thought the ego couldn't get any bigger, here is a snapshot of chef Wolfgang Puck teaching Serena how to cook. Lord knows what she'll say about her cooking skills in her next interview...
     
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  2. PusherMan

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    Come on now, haterz, don't you guys ever get tired?
     
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  3. @wright

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    Not when I drink my haterade. Don't you people who call people haters ever get tired? Go watch BET and learn some more slang terms.
     
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  4. Camilio Pascual

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    Are you referring to your ego or hers?
     
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  5. ibelieveinliquidmetal

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    I already see one thing wrong about her cooking, but then i guess shes still learning. Maybe an extra excuse for a loss?

    "I'm too concentrated on my cooking and fashion to win matches"
     
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  6. PusherMan

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    Can this guy be any more transparent?
     
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  7. @wright

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    Easy there, fellas. Remember: "Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other guy dies." Words to live by.
     
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  8. Lee James

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    I'm intersted in some elaboration on the whole, "go watch bet and learn some slang" comment? I really don't want to jump to any conclusions. I watch bet daily, and my grammar appears to be sound.
     
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  9. jings

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    Looks as if wolfgang is giving her a volley class.
     
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  10. Phil

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    Hmmm...wonder what he meant by THAT? Oh, I'm sure it's nothing, as usual, and some people are just jumping to conclusions and being overly "P.C.", right, @wright?
     
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  11. @wright

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    I would reply with a reference to a "jump to conclusions mat",etc., but I won't bother. I don't really care whether a few people in cyberspace think I made an inappropriate comment, I know what my intentions were.
     
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  12. PusherMan

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    You still haven't even explained the relevance of BET to your original post, nor will you elaborate on why we(I) should be adding any slang to our vocabularys. I'll assume you think "hater" is some black slang. People who don't get out much often make mistakes like this.

    And now "a few people in cyberspace" know too.
     
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  13. @wright

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    Pusher, I think we can all agree that the slang term "hater"(yes, I've heard it before) is an urban term, and BET is an urban television network that supports/propagates "street jive"(slang terms), moreso than other television networks. You shouldn't assume, it makes an ass out of you.
     
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  14. Senator Jay Bullworth

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    @wright riffs some wierd harangue
    'Bout B.E.T. serving as a source of slang
    I'd rather wolf down Wolfgang's gang banging, pot clangin'
    And for desert, sweet Serena's prime poontang

    Was it "lost in the sauce" or was your comment in jest?
    About B.E.T. 'n slang, come on, do confess
    B.E.T. you'd change to C.P.N. with a smirk ya jerk
    Your call letters would stand for "Colored Peoples Network"

    So Serena's learning cooking from Wolfgang Puck
    So what's it to you, why act like a schmuck?
    Your "slang" comment WAS a provocative line
    Sure as Serena's babe-alicious, with a bodacious behind

    I imagine in an attempt to make amends
    You'd claim: "black people constitute most of my friends!"
    "Who's not P.C.??!! Oh no, surely not me!"
    Stretch the truth like gum ... then watch it start to bend

    Instead of talking Yonex
    You're hung up on ebonics
    Yo' brain appears catatonic
    Like you downed 20 gin and tonics
    Not ironic ... you'd need a calonic

    Unconsciously and without conscience, I am,
    Your dirty (but loving) public servent,
    Senator Jay Bullworth

    (sorry Phil, Camilio, et al; this is by far my worst attempt yet - I just didn't have much to work with)
     
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  15. Redferrari350

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    :mrgreen:
     
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  16. larrhall

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    What concerns me most is that it looks as if Wolfgang has cooked up some eggplant in the shape of miniature tennis racquets.
     
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