Serena vs Nalbandian

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Serena or Nalbandian?

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  1. Kenny022593

    Kenny022593 Professional

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    Who would win in a donut eatting contest? Serena or Nalbandian? Idk it is a tough choice.
     
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    The next time you're on an online auction site, type "sense of humor" in the search box. Maybe you'll get lucky and find one for sale.
     
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    I'm gonna shove that ******* donut down my ******* throat!!!!









    :)
     
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  4. T1000

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    This has got to be the worse thread of the year, excluding all the ******* and ******* ones
     
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  5. IvanAndreevich

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    Nalby for sure. No contest.

    He takes the donut very early :lol:
     
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  6. Kenny022593

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    Maybe you will too :) Lets both go look maybe we will get lucky if we look at multiple websites

    Kind of what i was going for
     
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  7. PhatChineseDude

    PhatChineseDude New User

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    hmmmm.... hehe I like
     
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  8. okdude1992

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    ROFL that is terrible!! :lol::lol:
     
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  9. Blinkism

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    I'm shocked and saddened by just how many people fail to see the seriousness of the OP's question.

    This is a serious and insightful thread and you all ruin it with your cynicism and pettiness!!! :evil:
     
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  10. Blinkism

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    Also, I forgot to add..............

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  11. vive le beau jeu !

    vive le beau jeu ! G.O.A.T.

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    he doesn't let a lot of time to the server, that's for sure... ;)
     
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  12. zagor

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    Nalbo would destroy her in donut eating competition,anyone who votes Serena is a Nalbo hater.
     
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  13. big bang

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    Nalbandian would win by 2xbagel.. ohh sorry I meant 2xdougnut:)
     
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  14. Kenny022593

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    But what if serena had not eatten for a few days?
     
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  15. Wakenslam

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    Serena could eat more donuts.

    Nalbandian could hold more donuts. :shock:
     
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  17. Chadwixx

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    Nobody beats serena when she is at 100%
     
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  18. Objective Danny

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    An Early morning snack for Serena

    Sang-Lee and Shin love to see Serena's car pull up to the shop. It translate into "bic sale!"


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  19. CCNM

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    OMG!!!! I can't believe some men think that's sexy!:shock: Serena would definitely out-eat David N.
     
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  20. BlakeGOAT

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    Probably Serena. Just look at how fat shes become recently.

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  21. Talker

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    Any average policeman would put them both to shame.
     
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  22. Kenny022593

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    Serena has the best Butt of all time!
     
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  23. Blinkism

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    The force is weak with this one.
     
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  24. Kenny022593

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    But it is also weak with nalbandians abs too
     
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  25. LafayetteHitter

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    I think Serena would win but it would probably depend on if she had already eaten her three big mac's for breakfast.
     
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  26. Breaker

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    I find this thread xenophobic and racist against the Western Hemisphere, reported.
     
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  27. navratilovafan

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    Given the choices I assume you mean a doughnut or cheeseburger eating competition? In that case I am not sure. If they used tennis scoring format I think it would be a tough 5 setter regardless of the playing surface. If you assembled a full 128 player draw they would probably develop a rivalry like Chris-Martina, dominating all others and continously meeting in the finals. Their only outside competition would come from Bartoli, and Seles and Conchita Martinez coming out of retirement and immediately back in the top 5 even in their mid 30s.
     
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  28. lawrence

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    LMFAO that picture is gold
     
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  29. navratilovafan

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    I think you underestimate Serena here. I bet she is also a mean donut eater. You dont resemble an elephant just by chance. :)
     
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  30. Kenny022593

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    bump..........
     
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  31. WhiskeyEE

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    Probably Serena. If she loses, it'd be because she beat herself.
     
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  32. Kenny022593

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    bump.......
     
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