pssst....allow me to interupt the 10 cent/dimestore cyber-braggin' for a second. I'll hand the post back to the "they can't keep their hands off me" gods and the upstate girls who (surprisingly to me) actually find heavy-handed "me-isms" as...... er......smoo-o-ooth? (smirk-wink!)
Anyway...moving on to the "kiss/no-tell" curriculum, i.e:
those who say, don't know
and those who know, don't say.....
Johnny F and the "youngins" ...... pull up a chair and let's talk--better yet, step into my office:
Scenario: You're finally alone with the girl you've been dreaming about. You actually make love with her; what a night!.....she's ends up "seeing God" again and again...and you don't know whether you're coming or going--it's all more than you could've hoped for.
Now, a couple of options to consider:
OPTION #1 (don't!).You could "impress" your friends and be a big shot (little dick) by "chirping" to them the next day about the previous evening's proceedings and in doing so, put yourself at the mercy of one of your "friends" turning around and trying to get into their favor by ratting on you; saying (in detail) what you told them. In short: shut your trap and say
nothing to them. If you do so, you more than risk "drying up" that fountain, because the girl (and her friends--more on "her friends" later) will want to have nothing to do with you. As a result of you "compromising" her personal dignity, she in turn, may try to get back at you by describing her evening with you as one "small" exercise in utter frustration....i.e. johnny is a "one-note" i.e. 60 seconds-one-and-done.....johnny can't kiss worth a lick (pun intended), etc. :razz:
OPTION #2. "Kiss-but-don't-tell" is the golden rule. She'll appreciate you for that. But why stop there.....why not set your sights not only on "Janey" but her friends as well????
---now for the fun part:
OPTION #3. Start looking at the big picture. The "big picture" includes not only the girl herself...but all her friends as well. Think in terms of cultivating or developing a "sustainable" environment. One that yields many crops...and over a protracted period of time. I'm going to give you a Dedans Penthouse, Chapter One "basic" example. You can set your sights low, be the good boy and employ option #2 above ("kiss-no-tell") and the girl will be appreciative and her friends will like and respect you for it. BUT will her friends WANT you for it? Nope--they'll view you instead as that girl's "good guy" -- period. That is, they'll only look at you as a potential "friend." Now, do you want to settle for their "respect" or would you rather they WANTED YOU? Why then limit yourself to just that one girl? Be the c0ck o' the flock! To continue the "Chaper One" example, here's a shrewd mindset type approach you might want to consider (there are many but in the interest of time):
First off, there's a song entitled "Girls Talk" that begins with the lyrics:
"there are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder....
did I hear you sayin' my name, can't you talk any louder?...."
The fact is: girls do talk--now, what about it? Well, if for example, they slyly ask you "Hey Johnny?...what happened with Janey last night?" Now, you can't play "the good guy" and coyly reply: "er...nothing." Technically, you're off the hook, but they know that you're playing footsie with them and not giving them a straight answer. That is, you're may NOT be actually "outing" their friend Janey, but they'll know you're bullsh!tting them and that's almost as lame as spilling the beans. Technically, you're not being a "kiss-and-tell" bum, but you
are being a wimp. And that "good guy" approach won't cut it here. Girls (crazy girls) like the "bad" in boys as well. Now: here's where you need to be confidently sly enough to be willing to
lose the battle in the interest of WINNING THE WAR:
When those same girls ask:
"Hey Johnny, what happened?....We heard that you two were whooooo!" Now, instead of "playing possum" and simply saying that nothing happened, you should then take that "nothing happened" b.s. reply to ANOTHER LEVEL--tell them (in you most fake/sincere voice, tinged with a touch of regret):
"Look, I'm not going to lie to you guys(girls)--I did want to kiss her and then some, but she let me kiss her goodnight....and that was it.....period!" Hell, while you're at it, you can say the same thing to your "guy" friends as well if they ask you....it'll probably find its way back to the girls anyway---that way, you'll be killing two birds with one "b.s." stone.
Let yourself look like "Mr. I Was Shot Down." Here's what the deal is: HER FRIENDS ARE PROBABLY TESTING YOU ON WHAT YOUR ANSWER WILL BE-- JANEY'S FRIENDS PROBABLY
ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WAS---JANEY PROBABLY ALREADY (locker room) TOLD THEM: what kind of kisser (good or bad) you were, etc.. And if Janey didn't want to give them/tell them the full "monty" for fear of making herself sound like a 1st time sluutinsky, no problem---the girls now KNOW that not only DIDN'T you spill the beans, but that you took it ONE STEP FURTHER AND "TOOK THE BULLET" as well. THEY'LL SEE YOU AS SLY FOX WHO IS DOUBLEY-SAFE BECAUSE YOU "TOOK ONE ON THE CHIN FOR THE TEAM." They'll know you're bullsh1ting them--but they'll love that "bad boy/good boy" slyness in you. There's a difference between a "fox" and a "rat." They'll now see you as more than just "kiss-no-tell." That is, they're not only appreciative of the fact that you didn't "out" their friend Janey, they'll want you for themselves "on the sly--on the side" because they're now confident that you won't "out" them either and that you were confident enough to post a "I got shot down" picture to the world.....while in real life you quietly are setting the trap ..... for them. They'll be thinking: "hmmm, I want a CONFIDENTIAL taste of that confidential banana tree."
Always remember (or at least always error on the side of caution and assume that): GIRLS TALK-period! Use that to your advantage. Play it to the hilt, why settle for doing just one? Get the flock to come to you, Mr. Safe-and-Secure. One other thing: slowww down, cowboy and don't be a slobbering "Frenching sword fighter" right out of the box. Ok Johnny F: it'll be soon when you are "of age" ...... now go practice "flying" in the mirror with your "I got shot down" sly little trap. Btw, here's a nice flourish or touch if you will: pretending to be
slightly bashful and/or embarrassed in response to their "what happened?" question is a good way to "set the bait" with your "I got shot down" b.s. answer--you're now coming across as trying to be so-o-o sincere. They'll think "what a smooth bad, bad, bad boy!"
You will be (sexually) tapping into their mothering instincts. Take the proverbial bullet.....play wounded......and then watch them tripping over themselves while rushing to (ah-hem) "mother you" with affection, to come to your aid; to attend-to-you .... "oh Johnny....poor Johnny.....so Janey shot you down, did she?....oh....oh.....poor Johnny....I'll make you
(and me) feel better..." This is a less sick variation of the Fawn Libowitz "I shouldn't be alone tonight" trick played in the movie Animal House. Different but duplicitous just the same. And, while you're screwing your brains out--screw the guilt as well and remember the my uncle, ol'
Uncle Bottom Line Penthouse's motto: a standing schlong has no conscience.
Oh did this and a host of others work like a charm when I was your age ...... sigh...... (major smirk)