Sexiest Players!

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  1. ProStaffTour90

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    OK, according to ACE magazine here in the Uk this is the top ten sexiest male and female players!

    Men:

    10: Andy Roddick
    9: Nicolas Lapentti
    8: Fernando Gonzales
    7: Agustin Calleri
    6: Jan-Michael Gambill
    5: Arnaud Clement
    4: Marat Safin
    3: Andre Agassi
    2: Mark Phillippoussis
    1: James Blake

    Women:

    10: Anastasia Myskina
    9: Serena Williams
    8: Chanda Rubin
    7: Amanda Coetzer
    6: Marta Marrero
    5: Elena Dementieva
    4: Maria Sharapova
    3: Lina Krasnoroutskya
    2: Barbara Schett
    1: Daniela Hantuchova

    So, would you agree!

    I think Daniela is fit but Chanda Rubin :shock:
     
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  2. cheezecake

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    I cannot believe Andy Roddick is number 10!!!! He's number one on my list. :D :D :D
     
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  3. Phil

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    I don't agree with this. Sexiest female AND male player, all in one package:

    Marianne de Swaardt. She's a hottie.
     
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  4. Andy Zarzuela

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    Well we all know that list is not legit. Everyone knows that Anna Kournikova is the most beautiful thing ever to happen to tennis.

    Chanda is hot! Not only that, she has other qualities that make her "beautiful" she is so classy and good to her fans. Not only that, but one of the biggest forehands on the WTA tour!
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  5. Morpheus

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    No, the list is legit, but not in the order listed. Anna is number two ahead of Schett. Following is a brief excerpt. I like the part about Hantuchova's legs being longer than her nearest rival...


    Kournikova 'no longer sexiest tennis player'

    A tennis magazine says Slovakian teenager Daniela Hantuchova has replaced Anna Kournikova as the sexiest woman in the game.

    Hantuchova was awarded the title by pundits for Ace magazine.

    Kournikova was second, followed by Austrian player Barbara Schett.

    Swiss player Miroslava Vavrinec and Jelena Dokic, of Serbia-Montenegro, also made the top five.

    The Daily Mail reports Hantuchova has the longest legs in lawn tennis. At 44 inches they're five inches longer than those of her rivals.

    The 19-year-old, who's ranked 11th at Wimbledon, said: "I always try to look my best on court. It is very flattering to be chosen as the sexiest player."

    But she added: "The most important thing is how I perform on court."
     
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  6. Frodo Baggins

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    What About me Morpheus? :( Don't you like me anymore :cry: Ahhhhh :cry: sniff sniff.. I thought we had somthing special :( :wink: Kidding Don't mind me !!!
     
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  7. Datacipher

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    OK, now we're out of my area of expertise! I have never understood when somebody says they have 38, 40, 44 inch legs. What the hell does that mean? Huntachova certainly doesn't have 44 inch legs by any definition I can fathom! lol. That's almost 4 feet. That leaves her with about 2 feet and a few inches of torso and head! What kind of freaky creature would that be! lol.
     
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  8. Morpheus

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    Ivy, of course I didn't forget you. I was merely reporting what was in the press.

    You are and always will be the sexiest woman with 21 inch long legs and hair covered, leathery feet, of that I am certain.:lol:

    BTW, if you come to the matrix you can have freakishly long 44" legs just like that Hantcha babe. Just gotta take the red pill. :wink:
     
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  9. VamosRafa

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    Any list that omits Carlos Moya cannot be legit. :lol:
     
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  10. PureCarlosMoyaDrive

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    Exactly Susan. I may be a man, but the way that dude parties is something to say by itself...
     
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  11. Anonymous

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    And any list that doesn't have Maria as no.1 !!!!!!! WTF, Daniela is the sexiest? Yeah right, she's anarexic and I thought everyone got over her a LONG time ago... Damn Brits, Maria is the hottest, cutest, most adorable creature out there! And how the hell is Fernando Gonzalez in the men's top ten, I'm not judging guys looks here, but he's an ape.
     
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  12. Morpheus

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    MaSha, Unfortunately, loud, obnoxious screeching was found to be not sexy in this survey. :wink: and Maria was downgraded, but you make a very relevant (and not unexpected) point.

    Face it, after the first two or three, the list gets weak very quickly. Has anyone taken a good look at Myskina lately?

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  13. drakulie

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    I can't belive I am not at the top of the list. LOL
     
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  14. Xuan121

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    They have got to be crazy not to list Anna Kournikova.
    Daniela got NOTHING compare to Anna....
    NOTHING....
     
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  15. pound cat

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    If Andre Agassi is # 3, why isn't Todd Martin on the list? Seriously, Younes ElAnouyi and James Blake should be tied for 1st.place....Attractive, smart, successful, funny, and classy = SEXY. It's being a class act that makes the difference.
     
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  16. bsandy

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    This list must have come out before the "Your Turkeys are Done" Maria cover or tenis magazine.

    Am I the only one that thinks Amanda Coetzer is a babe ?

    . . . Bud
     
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  17. ProStaffTour90

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    A mature babe, abit too haggered for the young lads :lol:

    I think ace got a bit pissed off about having anna no.1 every year when she wasn't actually playing tennis, so just ommited her this year!
     
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  18. pound cat

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    I guess neither Tim nor Greg had a chance did they? Pity.
     
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  19. Bertchel Banks

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    Myskina is hot. That there is an action shot.
     
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  20. @wright

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    My dog has better chompers than Myskina, really. The girl needs a dentist boyfriend like a crackhead needs a hit. My vote goes to Sabatini. Tracy Austin is up there too.
     
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  21. Feña14

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    I also got the ACE tennis magazine and think that they must have got mixed up.

    They have put some really ugly people on there, Andre at number 3?

    I thought us brits had more taste.

    MaSha, Maria is just a little goodie girl and is so inocent, that isn't attractive to me and therefore I don't think she should be in the top 10 for that reason.

    Liam
     
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  22. cenzo

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    Serena and Safin
     
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  23. joebedford

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    I vote for Ginepri amongst the guys, because I think he looks like me. :lol: Hantuchova is cute, as is Ashley Harkleroad.
     
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  24. Anonymous

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    I like Maria's innocence, I think its very attractive. I think she's a very sweet girl, can't wait until I meet her again.
     
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  25. Capt. Willie

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    Kathy Rinaldi and Bettina Bunge. Or does this have to be current players?
     
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  26. ucd_ace

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    I understand Daniela being number one; she's got the cute thing down. Still I think that Sharapova should be number one. Well, Serena Williams... I think that they might have put her on the wrong list.
     
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  27. pound cat

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    A great revelation will unfold for some...you can be ugly and still be very sexy. In fact money or power or intelligence = sexy in many peoples view. Is Donald Trump bad looking or what..look at the beautiful women who he attracts. And Woody Allen, and Prince Charles, and (not Camilla, the first one), Henry Kissinger, etc etc. There's hope for all, but you have to have somethng going for you LOL
     
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  28. @wright

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    Actually, I was thinking and scratch my other votes, Suzanne Lenglen has to be my pick. If she was still alive, her looks could kill.
     
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  29. Hewittfan22

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    top ten sexiest
    1. Maria Sharapova
    2. Jelena Dokic
    3. Emilie Loit
    4. Ashley harkerload
    5. Daniela Hantuchova (she would be number 1 if shes not as skinny)
    6. Elena Dementieva
    7. Henin (if she has bigger boobs)
    8. Martina Hingis
    9. Nathalie Dechy
    10. Vera Zvonareva
     
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  30. Hewittfan22

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    Emilie Loit is hot !!!!!!
     
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  31. Hewittfan22

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    Has Maria done developing her breast? if it did, then its really small, as small as henins which is not a pleasant things to see
     
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  32. Steve Huff

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    How about Emanuelle Gagliardi and Flavia Pennetta. These two are really cute girls too.
     
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  33. Hewittfan22

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    anyone agrees with my top 10 list ??, this is only for guys by the way, ladies dont have to answer this one
     
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  34. JohnThomas1

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  35. MARK ANDERS

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    Cmon, Haas, men or women! Ha Ha
     
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  36. Xuan121

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    My top hottest player list:

    1) ANNA KOURNIKOVA
    2) Jelena D.
    3) Ashley H.

    Really, I dont see why Daniela H. and Maria S. is hot. Their body is too skinny and their face is ok. I dont understand why Maria got a modeling contract, her face look basically the same and dull in every single picture she has taken, same go to daniela. The two of then might have the body, but not the face.
     
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  37. Feña14

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    Xuan121,

    I couldn't have put it better myself, your list is spot on. Your explanation of why Maria S isn't very sexy is also very true.

    Maybe when Maria is older her tats may come out and say hello a bit more.

    Coria's wife will do for me :wink:

    Liam
     
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  38. matchpoints

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    I third that motion. I have Tennis friends that are sexier then that....
     
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  39. Phil

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  40. Senator Jay Bullworth

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    I once rode an Iroda
    Truly a Tulyaganova
    Whose face was a 1 pt. deduction
    But beneath it were mass weapons of seduction
    Besides, you don't have to worry about the face in a feast
    For when poking the fireplace, who cares about the mantlepiece?


    Those hogans swung 'round her face when she hiccuped
    Them bombs even Charles Atlas as a terrorist couldn't pickup
    In a convertible, she once crossed the Golden Gate bridge for a start
    When she plucked those cables at 55 --- that bridge sounded like a harp

    At Wimby, all the boys on the lawn all cried "Blimey!"
    "Good grief! Her chest is as big as a hiiney!"
    Her over-the-shoulder boulder holder
    Dazzled all of the awestruck young limeys.

    Then out from the east rode young Phil
    from Japan where only A-cups get filled
    Iroda's like a fireplace with a major mantlepiece
    And Phil's is still making 'em honk like Canadian geese.

    Sexist confess this, the goodie 2 shoes detest this,
    My best of the breast to you all with warmest regards.
    From your nuzzling, guzzling, breast-feeding ******.
    Sincerely, Senator Jay Bullworth
     
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  41. Aonex

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    Sexiest = Anna
    Prettiest = Masha
    I don't know why, but I think she's kind of cute (when she's not smiling) = Anastasia
     
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  42. irishbanger

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    Bullworth---awesome. You're missing your calling.
     
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  43. @wright

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    "My best of the breast to you all with warmest regards.
    From your nuzzling, guzzling, breast-feeding ******. "

    Somewhere Shakespeare is smiling.- he's a breast man.
     
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  44. joe backhand

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    Thomas Enqvist and Gabriella Sabatini get my vote.
     
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  45. mileslong

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    omg, serena is a beast, i can see her being on the mens list but the womens??

    it begins and ends with anna k, maria comes in second and then just let the rest get in some kind of line...
     
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  46. galahad

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    sexiest..

    what about Barbara paulus??? Henrietta Nagyova????? Bettina bunge?(she must be about 50 now)
     
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  47. mach1

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    I think that myskina has braces. I think i saw her teeth and it looked like she has the ceramic clear braces on. I think if it is and my mind isnt deceiving me when she takes it off shed look alot better.
     
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  48. mach1

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    ill find some pictures
     
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  49. mach1

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    see here is a pic from this past week and one from the french open.

    acura classic
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    french open
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  50. VictorS.

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    Tatiana Golovin...she's definitely up there, goodness.

    Karolina Sprem...maybe not the hottest, but to me, she's sexy
     
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