sharapova is smokin hott in si

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  1. coach

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    Sharapova to be in this weeks Sports Illus swimsuit issue!

    I'm guessing Serena WON'T be in this years as she has been in the past. Tennis has a fine tradition of female tennis players in the swimsuit issue, anybody remember Steffi Graf from a few years back... surprisingly nice.
     
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  2. Andy Hewitt

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    proof???

    You just conjured up memories of that serena picture thread a while back.... uuuughhhh
     
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  3. DaveGrable

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    Kanye West has a more feminine physique than Serena. Maybe they'll get him to pose in a bikini..... ewwww! George Bush doesn't like women who look like men. What a prolific statement.

    Seriously though, it will be nice to see the beautiful and graceful Sharapova showing off her feminine physique in the SI SSI.
     
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  4. superman1

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    Sharapova has a feminine physique? She has broad shoulders and a skinny lanky frame.

    However, I will still treasure any revealing pictures and frame them.
     
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  5. pound cat

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    That will help her recently lousy tennis.
     
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  6. coach

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  7. vllockhart

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    I'm underwhelmed.
     
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  8. fishuuuuu

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    It's okay, we're all disappointed with Serena.
     
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    OK enough with the Serena bashing every time I say something about another woman player. It's really getting old. This thread is about MS, try to stay focused.
     
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    And this is coming from you? Since this is the case should I start a thread to bash her? Am I even bashing her? Not really, you need to relax a bit.
     
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    Oh gee golly gosh, I guess you were really complimenting Serena in your last post. I'm ever so sorry, I read it completely wrong. I'll certainly take your advice and relax.
     
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    So what if anyone bashes the Williams sisters? This is a forum, people are allowed to write what they want and bash anybody as long as it's somehow related to tennis.
     
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  15. Kaptain Karl

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    Shriekapova in a swimsuit pose??? SI's trying to capture the Jr. High Boys and Dirty Old Man demographic? Geez!

    - KK
     
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    You got my attention. SI's photos of Steffi were outstanding. I bet Maria's will be extremely flattering. The bottom line is this: to have top female tennis players consistently viewed as among the most beautiful girls/atheletes in the world is an affirmation of our asthetic and sporting taste, as well as a terrific reminder that tennis stands alone as a beautiful game.
     
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  17. vllockhart

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    I never knew it either. Damn, those legs just never end.
     
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    I'm sure SI will photoshop a boob enhancement onto sharapova's body.
     
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    So does that mean you and your boys tennis team are going to be first in line to get copies? :D





    /Just kidding... scampers away
     
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    Doooh!!!!

    - KK
     
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    How dare you make a post like this and not have a picture to go with it. When this week is this issue coming out?
     
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  22. sandiegotennisboy

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    sharapova's build looks like my grandma's mumu in the hanger.

    she's really not that pretty in the face either. when she wears that caked on makeup she looks like a siberian mail-order bride.
     
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    I bet you wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers though, eh?
     
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    According to their website, due to be released Feb. 14th - Happy Valentines Day to me!
     
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    LMAOOOOO. Ouch.
     
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  26. 156MPHserve

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    I was watching ET, and they showed video footage of her shoot. Sharapova looked GREAT! I'm just sad I didn't tape it.
     
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    Got crack?

    Tennis Boy, just say no to drugs... they're not going to help your backhand.
     
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  28. Misiti99

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    yeah

    Venus and Serena are both hideous i wouldnt touch them with a ten foot pole- so tey should be out of sports illustrated...gross...
     
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  29. DashaandSafin

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    None of the tennis stars that they have put in the SI Swimsuit have been hot except for Anna K.
    Steffi Graff- Are you kidding me? That butterface
    S. Williams + V. Williams- i think there are still snickers on campus after thier last photo shoot.
    Sharapova- Not so hot face, not so hot frame. Just another blonde that is has overrated looks becuase...well she is blonde.
     
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    I'm not really sure what that means...but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know...

    Sharapova isn't unattractive, but some photos are less than flattering.

    Some of those Steffi pics weren't bad.


    @ Serena Williams: YOU ARE NOT A MODEL!
     
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    LOL
     
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  32. Princegod

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    She doesn't look too shabby from here. :)

    [..Cues Police music:]

    Roxanne...You don't have to put on the red light...

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    yoww!
     
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  33. ThunderServe

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    Look at that ass, heavenly.
     
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    excellet link - wheres the poster that said MS looks like grandma in a mumu?
     
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    Finally! A rumour on this board is proven true! Thanks Thunderserve!
     
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    thunderserve, you are my new hero...
     
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  38. phidias barrios

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    IMO Sharapova is a hottie. Her face doesn't look as boy-ish as most people say. I would label her frame as svelt not lanky, there's a difference. Also, her legs kill. And her jugs are supple, not flat.

    Oddly, I find her more attractive when she's wearing tennis gear. Her model pics, like the ones Princegod posted, aren't very flattering.
     
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    She's alright.:neutral:
     
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  40. Moose Malloy

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    Her body is defintely not as good as Anna K. I see cellulite(and creative poses to hide the cellulite-you see that with some celebrities in Maxim, etc)
    Anna had great abs & an ass you could bounce quarters off of.
    Maria needs to hit the gym to get more toned.
     
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  41. bc-05

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    her face is pretty on that pic.. maybe she needs to wear make up often!
     
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    If that is fat and cellulite, then give it to me. I don't mind at all :).

    I believe what draws me to her is just the total package. beauty and talent. It's just nice to know that she can trounce me like nobody's business yet look good doing it.
     
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    You have to be kidding!
     
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  44. Moose Malloy

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    Do you honestly think Maria's body is anywhere near the quality of Anna K's?
    Check out that swimsuit bottom, they look like granny panties.
    I can understand people not thinking Anna was anything special face-wise, but her body was/is phenomenal. Somebody provide some links to Anna's swimsuit picsso we can do a side-by-side comparison:)
     
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  45. phidias barrios

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    Look at the SI pic directly above your post! You can bounce quarters off that all day.
     
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  47. phidias barrios

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    Granny panties? You're like that guy from Shallow Hal, dumping on hot girls because of tiny imperfections. There's nothing wrong with those bottoms either. Maybe you need to take a trip to Brokeback mountain.
     
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  48. Moose Malloy

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    Heh, heh. Maybe I was too harsh, but I do find it baffling that Sharapova is a worldwide sex symbol. I was talking with my friend Hal(not a tennis fan in the least) He too is baffled by the fact that Sharapova is a sex symbol. We concluded that she is one because most female tennis players look like Conchita Martinez. Therefore, she looks a lot hotter than she really is.
    But, I was serious about Anna K having a much better body. I really can't see how anyone would think otherwise. She wore a thong in many pics in SI/Maxim etc. I don't think Maria could/would wear those outfits at all.
     
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    hhhmm, is it the angular face? The dreary eyes? The broad shoulders and the flat chest? The wide hips? Or is it her vulgar accent, her shrieking on the court and her whole demeanour? I just can't make up my mind... I only know she is butt-ugly and entirely undesirable!
     
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  50. DashaandSafin

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    Ok. I retract what i said before. She does look good if she puts on makeup yadda yadda. However, she lacks that auroa of natural beauty.
     
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