Should agassi retire?

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  1. The Gorilla

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  2. zapvor

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    lol.....i think he answered it for you
     
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  3. Frodo Baggins

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    Retire? Retire from What?:confused:
     
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  4. katarddx

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    yes, he should! or not...


    whhhhhaaaattttt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
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  5. stevekim8

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    are you serious.
     
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  6. The Gorilla

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    no.

    Just thought I'd confuse you.

    These threads are getting annoying.
     
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  7. Viper

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    he should retire from retirement.
     
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  8. Voltron

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    THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)
    [_] This topic did not need a separate thread
    [_] Fake/duplicate account
    [_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world
    [_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
    [_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
    [X] It is a lame troll attempt
    [_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
    [_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
    [X] Original Poster's grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
    [_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
    [_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
    [_] It compares Graf and Seles, in any way.
    [_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
    [_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
    [_] It proclaims a 16-18 year old's career is finished after a couple of first round losses
    [_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
    [_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
    [_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clown's chances at a clay event or in an individual match against a competent clay player
    [_] It is the annual thread where people complain about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
    [_] It is the annual thread where people complain about Americans not showing up in Monte Carlo
    [_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
    [_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
    [X] Use the damn search engine
    [_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
    [_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
    [_] Cramp is called a injury
    [_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
    [_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
    [X] Wrong forum, eejit.
    [X] It was created by a 13 year old desperate for attention
     
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  9. Fee

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    Trolls on the TW board should follow Agassi's example and retire.
     
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  10. Ripper

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    Should Sampras retire?
     
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  11. Fries-N-Gravy

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    Laver should retire
     
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  12. SER

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    Should Rene Lacoste retire?
     
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  13. Breakaz54z

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    the first guy to ever play tennis should retire :D
     
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  14. SER

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    How bout that Clijsters? She should retire she's way past her prime.
     
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  15. SoBad

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    Every player who loses an ATP match should retire, and every player who wins one should post his latest setup under Pro Gear.
     
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  16. idiotboy

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    SoBad - you should retire. What are you, 65 already?
     
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  17. tennis_hand

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    Should George W Bush retire?
     
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  18. idiotboy

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    Nice list Voltron. Did you make it yourself? Can i use it sometime?
     
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  20. DashaandSafin

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    Brilliant list. I would add Maria and Serena trolls. ie: OMGOZ MARIA SHRIEKS SO LOUD or SERENA!!!11 WHALE OR WOMAN?
     
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  21. SoBad

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    Why do you say that? I have not lost an ATP match yet.
     
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  22. crazylevity

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    What?! At 65, you haven't even played a single match? :p
     
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