Substitute yells instead of "Come On"

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  1. chatt_town

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    I watched the Southern Conference tourney a year or two ago and man you talk about funny. Those guys were raising hell during, between points..it didn't matter and don't get broke...guy would yell...."Break onnnnnnnn 2" or "anotha break on 2222222" if it were the second break.lol talk about funny.



     
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  2. chatt_town

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    I don't mind a celebration as long as it's not over the top. It's part of the game.


     
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    I certainly don't make a habbit of doing all of that but one thing I will do is the lawn mower if my daughter shows up to a match. She gets a kick out of it so I do It for her. Of course I make sure she comes to the matches where I'll be able to do the lawn mower.lol guys I've beaten 15 or 16 times and have two or no losses to.lol


     
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  4. Champs990411

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    Ugh. That "break on ___" stuff I've seen recently in college is embarrassing. I understand it from a momentum building perspective but it still makes me shake my head.
     
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    This may come as a shock, but cute little sayings rarely have much value. Act like a gentleman, we'll have no problems. Act like a jackass, I'll treat you like one.

    Only if we can skip the post-match Drake songs.
     
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    "You can't touch this!"
    "Mama Mia!"
    "Suck it!"

    :)
     
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    "Let's get it on!"
    "Don't do me like that!"
    "Time to rock n' roll!"

    :)
     
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    I totally do this.

    Friend of mine when he hits a winner goes "Whoa, lookit what I found! Gotta bottle that up" Always cracks me up.
     
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    "I play tennis like I did counterinsurgency in the Sunni Triangle."...immediately preceding the bulging of the eyes and a chuckle that only the unhinged could muster...

    Also:

    "All day every day baby" & "Can't stop won't stop."

    When running down drop shots:

    beat feet to position to tap it back, smurk, proclaim "dude, you cant't drop shot me," and shake me head as I walk away.

    Oh, finally, when I whack a winning forehand I scream "thank you very much Mr. Boleterri."
     
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  10. chatt_town

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    I actually liked it...it was a big change from this uppity stuff we play by as adults. Walking around tight @$$ed pretending we are really aren't happy when we hit a net cord or whatever.


     
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  11. chatt_town

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    Not a problem. We can get some Tupac if that's not hard enough for ya.lol I'd post a link to " hit'em up" but don't think they could handle it.lol


     
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    ROFL. That has to be the best one so far. I think I'm gonna appropriate that one for myself!
     
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    I am a silent turned back fist pumper when i play singles.

    Doubles I find more social and fun, especially at my club ladder. So we joke around a lot. I only celebrate my partners winners, and the occasional brilliant shot from an opponent.

    Nice shot, there's no answer for that!
    He doesn't like it hard and deep, keep pounding him!
    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
    Be sure to try the veal and tip your waitress!
     
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    This has unexpectedly turned into a great thread, thanks for sharing all the funny answers )
     
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    If I dont scream Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho

    then my back up mating call for a winner is exactly like this video, Chevy Chase - "Modern Problems" Yes! ahhh hahahaaaaa I Like it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pl52xo0ox8
     
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    My go to is "Here we go" --Usually when my partner is returning a second serve.
     
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    "Not again" - sure to confuse and/or infuriate opponent.
     
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    My favorite after an overhead or at the end of the match as we are walking to the net to shake hands...."Thanks for coming....good night and drive safe" The opponents don't hear the one after the match but they will on the overheads especially if they were cheering the missed overheads.lol


    If I gas someone up on a serve and they can't return it...I say..."ahmah take something off that" as I'm getting the second ball from my partner to serve again.lol
     
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    Just don't anyone put on an afro wig and dance with the ball kids.

    Nole gives new meaning to the word "lame." He is a great player, but he should stick to his day job and leave the humor to those who are actually funny instead of just cringe-inducing.
     
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    25% of people actually say what they have posted, though. :)
     
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    "Go ahead, make my day!"
    "Do it to me one more time!"
    "You cannot be serious!"

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    "Life all comes down to a few moments, this is one of them!"
    "Give it to me, baby!"
    "Yeah, that's it!"

    :)
     
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    This is me each time I hit a winner, EVEN if it's a drop shot winner:

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    NIIH!!

    From the knights who say Niihh

    As anyone posted this one already?
     
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    This. Period. It's called sportsmanship.
     
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    I high knee the air whenever a net serve goes in.
     
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    OHHH DID YOU SEE THAT .. NO REALLY TELL ME, DID YOU SEE THAT ? WOOOHOOOO

    No just kiddin, i keep my mouth shut :)
     
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    or trying to drill a hole thru there chest.
     
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    I think I'm going to start the "bazinga"
     
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    Get ready to have POLNUD in red on your chest if you start with that. lol
     
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    That's what I thought.
     
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    I'm a big proponent of "let's go" but pronounced as "lego", if only to confuse my opponents into thinking I am talking about building blocks.
     
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    Ka-ching!...
     
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    Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hi, god I hate you so much!
     
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    "WHAT NOW!!!!" :)
     
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    I grew up on NBA Jams, so:

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    boom goes the dynamite
     
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    Entonces!!
     
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    bom chicka wah wah
     
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  48. redpurusha

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    I just pump my right arm and do a flex motion (classic). Nothing needs to be said. Which sums up how I feel. But as for yells. There was some really funny comments here in the replies, I sometimes say "now THATS what I'm talking about" (ie hey that's how I'm supposed to hit the ball, finally).

    ..but how about the opposite of Come On yells (when you miss a point or dump the ball into the net), "****!" can someone start a thread on that. I think that might be funny to watch develop. Come On!
     
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