T-Shirt Idea.

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  1. J011yroger

    J011yroger G.O.A.T.

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    I think it would be funny if we made up t-shirts that said on the front "NO" in big bold letters, and on the back "I will not play singles on your 3.5 team."

    Anyone else have an idea for a witty t-shirt that only players would understand?

    J
     
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  2. goober

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    1. My serve is not the only thing that is big.

    2. Front: YES
    Back: I own both on and off the court.

    3. I am not sandbagging, you just really suck.

    :D
     
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  3. Voltron

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    I like number three! Good one.
     
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  4. J011yroger

    J011yroger G.O.A.T.

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    Classic!

    J
     
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  5. ibringtheHEAT

    ibringtheHEAT Semi-Pro

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    This is the shirt i play tennis in
     
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  6. Smooothone23

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    1. Trust me it was OUT!

    2. I meant to frame it!
     
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  7. thejackal

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    "If you hook me one more time I will jump over the net and throttle you"

    " <==== hit to this side" (for people with no backhands)
     
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  8. Verbal_Kint

    Verbal_Kint Rookie

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    Kiss my Ace
     
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  9. Nick Irons

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    LOL

    OMG

    I just had some dude trying to get me to do that; I was like

    Uh, no.
     
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  10. Nick Irons

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    Yes, I meant to hit at you.
     
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  11. cghipp

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    Sign me up for one! I'm getting a lot of pressure...
     
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  12. AsgerHO

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    I would simply love one with "I meant to frame it"

    Sign me up for that one,if made :D
     
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  13. Django

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    99% out is 100% in.
     
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  14. FABulous

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    I like the plain ol'

    "It was on the line!"

    oy thats annoying
     
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  15. ibringtheHEAT

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    it was on the line?

    why would u say that


    if its on the line its in
     
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  16. tumalow2

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    when in doubt call it out!:-D
     
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  17. ibringtheHEAT

    ibringtheHEAT Semi-Pro

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    true dat tuma.
     
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  18. drakulie

    drakulie Talk Tennis Guru

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    Volkls Suck!

    That would be my T-shirt!
     
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  19. bad_call

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    drak - u inspired me. mine would say

    if u suck then blame ur equipment...:p
     
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  20. drakulie

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    LMAO! Good one.
     
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  21. FABulous

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    ya but i always hit balls on the line and my opponent call it out. and i yell it was on the line. get it?
     
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  22. tenniskid3119

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    "yes, I meant to hit your nuts"

    front: "Did I hit you?"
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  23. Mr. Blond

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    love the NO/3.5 singles idea...

    brilliant I say!!
     
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  24. Ronny

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    Front: NO
    Back: I'll will not say sorry for hitting you
     
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  25. kingdaddy41788

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    #2 is a big no no. Gross. If you frame it in, don't return the next ball. Please.

    I love both of these.

    Agreed. Very much agreed.
     
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  26. Voltron

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    Pffft, like I'd know
    Just make a shirt that has a picture of a guy in tennis gear looking over the net pointing his racquet at you. Under it would read as such "Don't be a hooker"
     
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  27. kingdaddy41788

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    FANTASTIC.
     
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    " It's the racquet's fault."
     
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    "If u can read this, u just got ACED!"
     
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  30. Voltron

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    For some of the heavier players out there "Stop looking at my man-cans"
     
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  31. kingdaddy41788

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    Front: Nice match.
    Back: I hope it was at least good practice for you...
     
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  32. BkK_b0y14

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    front: I like HEAD (the brand)
    back: you should too!

    pretty self explanatory.
     
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  33. Zets147

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    lol this one is good after I played out the visuals in my mind haha
    Hit somebody then turn around... ohhhhhhhh back to my research paper...
     
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  34. Ronny

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    i got a nike shirt at home which at the front has a picture of a tennis player stuffed in a trash can with holes thru the strings of his racquet and at the back it says "please keep the court clean, trash your opponents"
     
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  35. Ronny

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    "skills pay the bills and you're dead broke!"
     
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  36. Nadal_Rulz

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    We get head and you get Wilson


    hehe
     
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  37. drakulie

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    that's a great one. Could you post a pic??
     
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  38. BounceHitBounceHit

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    Front: "Volkl"

    Back: ......that's German for "Your Court or Mine?!"

    ;)
     
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  39. BreakPoint

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    "One Word:"

    "Berasategui"

    ;)
     
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  40. BreakPoint

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    Front: "Hit me with your best shot......just hit me with your best shot" (sung by Pat Benatar)

    Back: "Oops, I just lost the point"

    :mrgreen:
     
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  41. BkK_b0y14

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    ^^^ hahahha wow, that song is stuck in my head now
     
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  42. BkK_b0y14

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    how bout:

    front: i hit winners
    back: you hit balls that "fly like an eagle" (song)
     
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  43. BreakPoint

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    How about they include this T-shirt when you join a demo program:

    "And I still haven't found....what I'm looking for." (as sung by U2).

    ;)
     
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  44. Jonnyf

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    Hahaha BP, just quality.!


    Awesome
     
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  45. ne1410is

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    get off your knees, you're blowing this match?
     
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  46. dr_punk

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    how about
    NO FBI
     
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  47. ibringtheHEAT

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    Tennis backwards is 'Sin Net'........dunno if that means anything but just was thinking about that all during TAKS this week (standardized testing for assessment of the school)

    I hope you brought balls.
     
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  48. Bodacious DVT

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    Our HS team almost got shirts that said

    front: "Nice Match"
    back: "Good luck in the backdraw!'"

    also

    "Its OK, you played a good team"
     
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