Talking smack with British slang?

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  1. Rumjungle

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    Maybe someone from the UK can help me out. A buddy of mine transferred there for work a while back and is coming home to visit. Do you know of any good lines for me to say to him? I'm talking about something funny and/or vulgar using british slang to tell him how much he sucks and how I'm gonna kick his arse. You get the idea. Thanks in advance.:)
     
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  3. HeNmAiNiA

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    pretencious pompous prat
    your so ac/dc. im the action man.
    your gannin' pack it
    haha its funny but its strange at the same time
     
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  4. Rumjungle

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    That's what I'm talkin' about...and I have no clue what you're sayin'.:D
     
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  5. gurj_v

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    Chav is the biggest insult at the moment.

    Tell him he's going to loose like henman in a wimbledon semi.

    If he says "You dont have a chance" respond with "Whatever Mcdonalds worker!"
     
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  6. Jonnyf

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    but you have to make the w and m with your hands you'll get it join the two thumbs and have your second finger extended then flip for the W
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    Just call him a Toss and leave it lol
     
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    Yeah but no but...
     
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    call him a wanker or a tosser :mrgreen:
     
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  9. Jonnyf

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    thats what i said Pogo. except i thought that it would be censored
     
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  10. Return_Ace

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    heh, do the W sign with your fingers, and flip it to an M, whilst saying:

    Whatever Minger... xD

    If he starts biggin himself up do the:

    "Yeh, but am i bothered?" thing... hard to decribe....
     
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  11. Jonnyf

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    More Nedish, (yob)

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  12. Rumjungle

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    What does "minger" mean?
     
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    dog/ ugly / revolting
     
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    You Rubbish Fool, lol
     
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    You Bloody "fill in here"!
     
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    It's quite funny to read that english slang site and see all the phrases that I either use without thinking or hear regularly and yet in a list like that they seem so absurd. As for a good insult get hold of a copy of the film "Trainspotting" and take anything 'Begbie' says as a solid gold insult! Failing that a quote from any show written by/starring Chris Morris, NoelFielding/Julian Barret or from the program Peep Show would do. Quite like 'Mark's' "**** off, why can't you just **** the **** off" from Peep Show. Dunno if you get these shows in the US - maybe on BBC World or whatever it's called.
     
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  17. Jonnyf

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    Peep Show rocks. but Glasgow Survival is a Scottish site
     
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