Tatiana Is A Beautiful Girl

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  1. Anonymous

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    Thanks to Justyn for pointing this out. She's is really quite amazing, her body and face are really nice. Problem is, her and Gasquet are probably together. (http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/imagepages/2004-06-05/200406051086437247876.html) You guys out there will know what I'm talking about. I never knew how beautiful she is, but how old is she? Liam, I can't believe you think Dementieva is hot! Eww. Tatiana is my kind of girl, awesome body, nice smile. BUT MARIA, YOU'RE STILL WAY NO.1!! Just nice to know that there's others out there too.
     
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  2. guernica1

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    LOL Yep Richie is a bit of a horn dog that's for sure. I suppose he is over his Harkleroad infatuation now that shes engaged to Bogomolov.

    Tatiana is 16.
     
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  3. Kobble

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    I wonder how much she will be promoted in the United States.
     
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  4. perfmode

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    How old is her man?
     
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  5. Feña14

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    I think Elena is nice looking. Anyway it's whats inside that counts (and Elena is very nice) and she is clever.

    And a really nice player to watch, very unpredictable.

    Give me Elena anyday.

    -Liam
     
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  6. ragnaROK

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    She's only 16 man!! geez.. child molesters...
     
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  7. perfmode

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    Please stop coloring your posts and skipping lines between each sentence. Also, stop saying "-Liam" at the end of your posts. Thats what sig's are for. Gah, you annoy me so damn much.
     
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  8. Feña14

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    LMAO Perfmode,

    The more I annoy you the more I will keep on doing it.

    What you going to do? go and tell your Mommy to tell me off?

    If you got a problem with them then don't read them, they aren't meant for the likes of you.

    I am finding this really funny, and am enjoying winding you up.

    :lol:

    -Liam
     
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  9. ProStaffTour90

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    Don't worry Liam

    I don't have a problem with how you post

    nor does anyone else probably

    apart from smurfmode

    -Richard
     
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  10. Feña14

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    LMAO ProStaffTour90,

    Smurfmode, thats a classic.

    Keep 'em coming Smurfy!!!

    -Liam
     
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  11. ibelieveinliquidmetal

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    Whos seen her modelling picutures at lacoste.com? She is soooo hot
     
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  12. Don Felder

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    Based on my continued observance of the general content of Liam's and MaSha's posts, I now award them the title of Resident Pro Player Talk Horndogs©.

    Now, with that being said, incorporating both my keen psyche evaluations and my personal experience as guides, I feel it is both my prerogative and obligation to warn you two on the perils of tennis women.

    I have dated a few, and they are nothing but trouble. However, so as not to be taken lightly, be aware that this is not the normal kind of trouble and commitment that one would expect from an intimate relationship - it is incalculably more intense. These women are more often than not psychologically disturbed and will not think twice about embarrassing you in public.

    Now, being rabid fans of these women, I'm sure that you have witnessed first-hand the on-court meltdowns and eating disorders of Daniela Hantuchova, the promiscuity of Anna Kournikova, the moist-eyed press conferences, and ungracious losing manners of these girls. These instances indeed appear problematic; however, even more perturbing is that this is only a glimpse at a sliver of the problems they present to a prospective partner (such as yourselves). So, what do these tennis women offer you? These women are endowed with selfish attitudes, extreme dependence issues, and a propensity for gaining weight at an alarming rate after their careers have ended.

    Liam and MaSha, you have both identified yourselves to us fellow forumers as male adolescents, and I understand that your hormones are in an eternal tempestuous raging state. In order to quell your needs, I advise you two to turn off the tennis tournaments and find the readiest available source of adult entertainment.

    Now mind you, if your parents catch you, you never met me.
     
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  13. Feña14

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    You what Don!!!

    Your speaking out your ***. I said that Elena is one of the good people, she is always gracious and a good speaker. She is intelligent and a generally nice person.

    You calling me a "horndog" for saying she is a nice person?

    Get you head seeing to mate!!

    I said "Give me Elena anyday", know wouldn't you prefer to watch her than the Williams sisters?

    I said she is an exciting player to watch aswell as you never know how her serve will perform on that day, or if she will spray her groundies about.

    Have you got a Thesaurus? check up "Compliments". I don't think "horndog" will be under there!

    Do I say the stuff like MaSha? like "I wish to see her with her clothes off"?.
    No I didn't think so!

    She is a top person and I am congratulating her for it!

    -Liam
     
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  14. @wright

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    RagnaROK, yeah she's 16, FINALLY!!!
     
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