Tennis Christmas Songs they ought to release

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  1. JennyS

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    Feel free to add some!

    "All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
    "the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
    "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
    "Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
    "Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
    "Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
    "Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
    "Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.
     
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    "Stepa baby" by malakas.
     
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    "Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum chorus.
    or the swedish version:
    "Rafa got run down by a Soderldeer" :(

    "Jingle Bets" Kolya Davydenko.
    "The Little Dumber Boy" by Murray again.
    "What Child is this??!":shock: by Federer dedicated to Mirka.[​IMG]
    "Mr Grinch" by..who do you think again?:)
     
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    Last Christmas (on tour) by Safin,Mauresmo and Santoro . :cry:
     
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    "All I want for christmas is my two front teeth" by Andy Murray

    LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOYRdvyttW0

    "It's the most wonderful time of the year" performed by Federer dedicated to Wimby.:)
    "Rocking around the christmas tree" by Bryan Bros with Djoker quest star. [​IMG]

    "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" by cuddles.[​IMG]

    "O Come, All Ye Faithful" by Tiger Woods.
     
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  6. JennyS

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    LOL those are all funny!
     
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    Here are some I made up

    "Deck the Haas" sung by Roger Federer
    "All I want for Christman is Youzhny" sung by Nicolas Almagro
    "Run Run Rafa" sung by Robin Soderling
    "Oh little town of Wimbledon" sung by Roger Federer
    "Murray, It's Christmas Day" sung by Andy Murray
    "Djokovic the Donkey" sung by Andy Roddick
     
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    Those are great! I especially like Deck the Haas and Run Run Rafa. Haha.
     
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    "Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet [​IMG] special appearance Hingis

    (I'm) Joy to the World! by Novak Djokovic.

    Blue Bra Christmas by A.Muzza. and maximo.

    All I want for Christmas is proof!! by Dr.Akulie.
     
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  10. "Murray Christmas" performed by Ivo Karlovic and Maximo
     
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  11. JennyS

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    How about some lyrics...

    15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

    On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
    15 Grand Slams
    14 more than Roddick
    13 more than Hewitt
    12 more than Guga
    11 more than Courier
    10 straight Slam finals
    9 more Slams than Rafa
    8 more than Mac
    7 Wimby finals
    6 Wimbledons
    5 US Opens
    4 Masters Cups
    3 Aussie Opens
    2 Miami masters
    and 1 French Open title for me
     
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    Malakas FTW
     
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    ok.For "Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum.

    Muzza got run over by a reindeer
    walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
    But as for me and Blink, we believe.

    Muzza'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
    And we'd begged him oh please to go.
    But he'd forgot his medication, (as usual! [​IMG])
    and he staggered out the door into the snow.

    When we found him Christmas mornin,'
    at the scene of the attack.
    He had hoof prints on his forehead,
    And incriminatin' GOAT marks on his back. [​IMG]

    Murray got run over by a reindeer,
    walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
    but as for me and Blink, we believe. [​IMG]

    Thank you Santa![​IMG]
    Merry Christmas
     
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    ok,I did another one,but dunno if it's good and english isn't my mother tongue...So please don't laugh at me lol. :p
     
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    Jingle Bets by Nikolay Davydenko.

    Cashing in the flow
    In a one huge bettin game
    O'er the field I go
    Laughing all the way [​IMG]
    Bets for wife's ring[​IMG]
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to laugh and sing
    A betting song tonight!

    Oh, jingle bets, jingle bets
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to bite
    In a one huge bettin pie
    Jingle bets, jingle bets
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to bite
    In a one huge betin pie

    A day or two ago
    I thought I'd take a try
    And soon Miss Fanny Bright (fed's actual betting nick![​IMG])
    Was seated by my side
    The match was a clear tank
    The Fortune seemed our lot
    We got into a rigged bank
    And then we got upsot heyy![​IMG]

    jingle bets, jingle bets
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to bite
    In a one huge bettin pie
    Jingle bets, jingle bets
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to bite
    In a one huge betin pie
     
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    ok...maybe that wasn't so good,but no reason to burry this thread :(

    Come on people!!!
     
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    "I'll be home for Wimbledon" - by Rafael Nadal
     
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    Lyrics for Run Run Rafa

    Out of all the clay courters
    You know you're the mastermind
    Run Run Rafa
    Roger ain't too far behind

    Run run Rafa
    Tony's got to make it to town
    Tony make him hurry
    Tell him he can take the freeway down
    Run run Rafa
    'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

    Said Tony to the boy
    Child what have you been longing for?
    All I want for Christmas is to
    Run without my knees getting sore
    And then away went Rafa
    Whizzin' like a Dunlop Fort

    Said Tony to Robin
    Child what would please you most to get?
    I want to play Roger and somehow get a set
    And then away went Rafa
    Whizzin' like a saber jet

    Said Tony to Murray
    Child what do you need?
    I need an easy draw cause you know I ain't beating a seed
    And then away went Rafa
    Only Borg had better foot speed

    Run run Rafa
    Tony's got to make it to town
    Tony make him hurry
    Tell him he can take the freeway down
    Run run Rafa
    'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

    Run run Rafa
    I'm reelin' like a merry go round
    Come on run run Rafa
    I'm reelin' like a merry go round
     
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    you guys are really good , keep them coming
     
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    "All I want for Christmas Is a Davis Cup" by Roger Federer
     
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    "Fairytale of New York" Juan Martin Del Potro
     
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    Frosting the Doughman by Nalbandian (not the best, i'll be back)
     
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    White Christmas?
     
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    Serena "Have a Ball Down Your Throat Christmas"
     
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    "all i want for christmas is some hookers and vodka" by marat safin
     
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    'All I want for Christmas is you', sung by A. Roddick, dedicated to Wimbledon.
     
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    All I Want For Christmas Is (Yen-Hsun) Lu
     
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    Actual LOL material there
     
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    Hands down the best
     
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    Murray - All I want for Christmas (is a grandslam)

    I don't want a lot for Christmas
    There's is just one thing I need
    Yeah I really like my titles
    But a bigger one would do for me
    I just want one for my own
    More than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true
    All I want for Christmas is grandslam (or two)

    (or twoo ooo ooo baby)

    I don't want a lot for Christmas
    There's just one thing I need
    USO was my best bet, but
    Cilic kicked but butt in three.
    It has never been my forte
    But I'd kill to win on clay.
    Valencia won't make me happy
    I can push at that level and win all day
    I just want one for my own
    Especially Wimbledon at home
    Make my wish come true
    All I want for Christmas is a Grandslam (or two)

    (twooo oo ooh baby)

    I won't ask for much this Christmas
    I don't even wish for snow
    Im training over Christmas in Miami
    To gain an edge on all my foes
    I gonna make list and send it
    To the North Pole for Saint Nick
    'Please make Fed and Rafa poorly'
    It'll improve my chances, dont you think?
    'Cause I just want one here tonight
    On my mantlepiece for my delight
    I've been pushing but I can't breakthrough
    Baby all I want for Christmas is a grandslam (or two)

    Twooo ooo ooh baby

    All the top guys are all shining
    So so brightly everywhere
    Delpo stolen all my thunder
    Locker room laughter fills the air
    And everyone is singing
    My window of opportunity keeps on ticking
    Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
    Won't you please bring my grandslam to me...

    Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
    This is all I'm asking for
    I just want to be a champion
    And to be loved and felt adored
    Oh I just want one for my own
    More than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true
    Baby all I want for Christmas a grandslam
    All I want for Christmas is a grandslam (repeat and fade)
     
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    hahahahah :mrgreen: Good one jones!!Bravo!
     
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    Loving these two!
     
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    ...........................
     
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    That's great for someone who says his English isn't good. 95% of native English speakers couldn't come up with something so clever and funny.

    Love the last 2 lines....yep, tennis is one huge bettin' pie

    Merrry Criistmas fom bwin, Bet365 & Ladbrokes.
     
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    hehe thanx poundcat!Very kind from you!!:D

    lol yup,bet365 gives us christmas presents all year round.xD
     
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    Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

    Jingle Balls
    Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

    Dashing through the clay,
    With FO on way
    O'er the courts I go
    sliding all the day

    Balls on stringbeds pop
    Score starts - fifteen - love
    What fun - the big three right on top
    will surely make it worth!

    (2x)
    Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
    jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to play
    with four Slams on the way


    An year or two ago
    I thought I'd make it right
    And soon Miss AO cup
    Was seated by my side

    I could not be stopped,
    Misfortune hit me, though
    Guys holding the top two spots -
    They surely make it tough!

    (2x)
    Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
    jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to play
    with four Slams on the way

    Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
    blazing through the air
    Forehands, backhands, please!
    FedEx will take care!

    Racked up all the slams,
    Fifteen - sorry Pete,
    And two angels - best I have
    so Merry Christmas Eve!

    [Rafa and Djoker]
    Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
    jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to play
    when Fed's not in our way!

     
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    LMAO great job, thats made me LOL, its catchy too.


    'Dashing through the clay, with FO on the way ..................'
     
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    Brilliant....thanks for the Christmas cheer
     
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    Records Roasting on an Open Fire
    by Roger Federer

    Records roasting on an open fire
    erasing every one in sight.
    Although you were great, many times, many ways.
    I am better than you.
     
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    White Christmas by Buster Mottram
     
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    hahaha wonderful!Much better than mine!!!:D
     
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    Hey Jones101, I can actually hear Mariah C performing your song about A. Murray :lol:
    How about:
    Joy to the World (I'm back on the Tour)-Justine Henin
    White Christmas-the Russian ladies
    Frosty the Snowman-N. Davydenko & D. Nalbandian
     
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    Excellent.
     
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    Vamos Navidad made me laugh so hard for I dont know what reason!

    Good ones there!
     
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