Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. JRstriker12

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    Wow! That skirt is so mini mouse....

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    All I know, is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that shirt was
    <pee-wee herman voice>connect the dots! la-di-la-di-da</pee-wee herman voice>
     
  2. JRstriker12

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    Cool - I'll prob drive over to the metro station. Look for my black civic.
     
  3. zapvor

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    JRS and auzzie-is anyone else going? because i wanna hit too. maybe i can take revenge on auzzie a la doubles
     
  4. JRstriker12

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    Oh yeah - Props to Czech09 for a good hit last night. Arlington peeps, make sure to get in contact w/ him.

    Took forever to get a court at Quincy Park and we just found out that you can reserve courts online in Arlington, so you have people with reservation in hand jumping on court while you've been waiting FOREVER - GRRRRRR........

    We hit from about 8pm to a little past 10pm, then I had to go home and pass out on the couch.

    It's funny when people want you to do thier work for them. We were second in line and the guys in front of us if we wanted to talk to the guys on the court to see if they can hurry up. I'm like WTF??? I'm going to clear these dudes off the court so you can play???

    Then later, these two players just rolled up and took the we were waiting for. We figured she had a reservation, but the woman who was in line behind us got all mad like "hell no, go check!" so Czech09 went over and the people on court pulled up their reservation on thier iphone - LOL! Qunicy Park is such an animal house.....
     
  5. sapient007

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    ^^

    i'd be in a bar after the first 15mins
     
  6. sapient007

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    pretty sure tfm is going. do you actually have strung racquets today?
     
  7. JRstriker12

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    I doubt TFM is going.

    If you're at the metro @ 4:30 I can pick you up. Otherwise you'll have to depend on sappy to get you, and you know sappy would never bail.......
     
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    i will try and come out for a bit to watch auzzie vs wookie but i won't be able to stay long. have to head home.
     
  9. datsveryinterestin

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    just had a Quizno's "torpedo" and all i can say is... WHERE'S THE BEEF?!!!
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    dang it.. i lost again.
    serving pretty well, but once the ball is in play i am not bending my knees which is sending my shots flying all over. sigh. now i am questioning my strings, my string tension... etc.
    but i am just out of shape. fragnabit.
    i want to meet you guys @Quincy, but i got to be somewhere @6 and i will get in trouble with the boss if i am late.

    i am suing Arlington County for the whole $5 reservation thing. its discrimination i tell ya. it allows rich people to kick poor people off the court. i've started a class action and i am going to be rich. and once i am rich i will want to be able to reserve public tennis courts to keep the bums off. life is strange that way.

    p.s. - i wrote this fabulous post about King Supledore that disappeared from his TWMACdom and the evil Zapdemort had enchanted the crazy ukranian to force King Sup to drink inebriating potions and eat the honeyest of pigs before battling on the scorching Taliban courts of doom... or King Sup just had a bet with TWSFdom's King Drak about when anarchy would take hold of us and we kill off one of our own (probably a chubby/bespectacled member ala Piggy in LOTF) but i got logged out and it didn't post. dang it.
     
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    anyone want to hit tonight? post or email me. that is all. word.
     
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    Double post
     
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    Is today turning into a mini meet? Or is there just going to be a big cheering section (for JRS).
    Oh and jrs, I may just drive there. What is the address?
     
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    Sorry missed the post
    tutors9@verizon.net, maybe we could hit sometime
     
  15. Xisbum

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    Dats, dood, I thought we was pals. :confused:

    And thanks for the pict of my high school sweetheart, the Arkansas Siren:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlyKA9O9LA

    BTW, she's asking "Where's my teef?", not "Where's the beef?" Trust me, I know. ;)
     
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    Email me tutors9@verizon.net
     
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    Do you mind if I ask where you guys are hitting tonight? Is it in VA, DC, or MD?
     
  18. zapvor

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    so 4;30-where is everyone meeting? JRS? auzzie? quincy park? i am nto sure if i can make it yet btu i am gonig to try:)

    Sappy-i had strung rackets last time too.
     
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    shcmad beat me to it. come out safin!
     
  20. JRstriker12

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    We're playing on base so I doubt a mini meet. Plus a I doubt Zap will show up on time for me to escort him in. Zap - I'd HIGHLY advise trying to hit another day.

    Here is the address - 8901 Rockville Pike, Bethesda, MD‎. If you are driving, call me about 5 min before you arrive and come in through the gate DIRECTLY across from the Medical Center metro.

    Let me know of you finally decide to drive or metro as I'll need to escort you onto base.
     
  21. JRstriker12

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    Zap - don't start. We're NOT playing at Quincy....
     
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    Oh, you guys are playing at the base... In that case, I'll just leave you guys alone! Have fun.

    Zap, we should hit sometime soon. This time, I'll pwn you like PP pwns mayo-filled cheesecakes.
     
  23. zapvor

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    Jrs i was asking a serious question. i missed the post about location. yea i am not going to head up that way. i am heading to arlington i think. darn:(
     
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    and i woudl show up on time. i am free after 3 it wont take me 90min to get there...
     
  25. zapvor

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    mini safin i will pwn you like...kournikova did last night
     
  26. datsveryinterestin

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    you sure have a way with the womenz Xis!
    dood if you're chubby, i'm fat. and unlike you i don't have the willpower to not drink beer. so it is only going to get worse. i guess my total lack of training is starting to get to me... can't even bend down to tie my shoes these days.
    i guess i have entered the "club of ancient tennis players" when i need just the right amount of ibuprofen to run along the baseline for 15 second intervals without hurting all over. sigh........

    p.s. - at the pool i go to, all of the teenage kids have discarded their board shorts in favor of speedos. in fact, now if you are between 8-18 and you don't wear a speedo, you get mocked by all the "cool" kids. even the "not so slender" kids have been suckered into it. i just wanna smack all of them.
    storytime over. g'night.
     
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    so you're saying i'm back in style again?! SWEET!

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  28. datsveryinterestin

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    holy smokes... delete that! my eyes! ooowwwwwwwwwwwww
     
  29. sapient007

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    what exactly did you type to come up with that pic??

    "naked fat man guitar hero" wtf!!!!!
     
  30. JRstriker12

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    Google "TFM gone wild: 2 hot for TV"

    LOL!!!!
     
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    ^^ this is the first pic google turned up with that search JRS

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  32. sapient007

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    note to self: avoid page 1255 in the future. do not reply until page 1257 has been reached
     
  33. Xisbum

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    Had, dood, had. Then I met this young lady and this happened: :shock:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKyEo-P4zik&feature=related

    Love this singer's hair, by the way. :)

    Ha, will power, swill power. We need to set aside a day for the game they play at the start of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByQuyKxRrOw&feature=related

    Maybe some of that Dogfish Sah'tea or some Hot Rocks, if we can find it. You can be Logolas; I'll be Gimli, even though Sappy insists on calling me Gandalf (way too tall for me).

    Isn't Lego just delicious-looking with that silky blond hair and that quiver full of arrows? Hero, indeed.

    Used to have a ready phrase for all the "cool" kids, or at those who thought they were cooler than I: Kizz My Azz. If they persisted, I had other, more graphic phrases. Was quite the smartazz peacock back in my swabbie days:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8

    The real heroes are those deck apes who get the fighter jockies in the air. Always wondered where they hid the training wheels on Tommie's motorbike scenes. :cool:
     
  34. datsveryinterestin

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    would love to see a video of TFM's coworkers walkin by as he is pasting that picture into that post.

    "uhhh, i swear i was only typing searching for "guitar rambo in panties" for a joke... ha ha.. get it"
     
  35. JRstriker12

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    Must
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    gross

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  36. JRstriker12

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    Damn it!!!!


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    Work!!!


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  37. datsveryinterestin

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    confidence is very sexy!
    :oops::oops::oops:
     
  38. datsveryinterestin

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    i think this post might be the one..


    PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
     
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo


    darn you... eyes ruined. krapp

    this is what happens when King Supledore goes bye-bye. nooooooo
     
  40. JRstriker12

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    Darn you TFM!!!!!


    *Shakes

    Fist*

    My eyes!!!!!!
     
  41. zapvor

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    lol
    i cant decide whos better: sappy or the tfm
     
  42. datsveryinterestin

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    i can't get caught looking at that picture and listening to Kenny Loggins' Danger ZOne at the same time. ay yi yi!
     
  43. Xisbum

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    I'll pitch in, guys.
     
  44. Xisbum

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    Nitefly, you here? Still work just down the street from me? I'm driving in some days now, so we can probably arrange a match on your company courts. Let me know.
     
  45. Xisbum

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    Dats, join us at Nottoway Sat. morning. You'll love the sound of PP's serve.
     
  46. Xisbum

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    TFM, can you drag your carcass off that air mattress and join us - sans speedos, of course?
     
  47. Xisbum

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    Okay, here's the page-turner.
     
  48. Xisbum

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    Or maybe not. How many posts does a page make, anyway?:confused:

    No thanks necessary; that photo reminded me of my old 7th grade math teacher, anyway.
     
  49. f1 tech

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    Jack Black??
     
  50. datsveryinterestin

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    this page is ruined too now.



    grrrrrrrrrrrreat
     

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