Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.
my building's drive way.. yay
alice - you would have been fine since i got that seat! hahahah!
dats - thanks for the link and code. you're the man!
i'll be there monday, wednesday, and friday. more than likely, i'll buy another ticket for the friday night session so i dont have to drive back in rush hour traffic. i'm going by myself so if anyone wants to hang out before or after, let me know!
sap - thats really gross.
great pics topaz! i forgot about JRk and DATS doing that. It was great to bump into you and Dats on the grnadstand i think. i didnt know you took pics of me! hahaha
ppl you are welcome to hang out at my place until we go...although i might be going stright from work
do you need more than one ticket? cuz i have an extra ticket for saturday and monday. section 3 maybe, row A. $35 for both days.
does it come with a hot date? i'm looking to only go just one day this yr and that's b/c i promised a friend of mine that i'd attend a tennis tournament with the said mystery person..
also i've just placed some lead of my strongbowl 300 racquets and now all of you are in trouble of feeling the heat. sup said to put 5gm on each stick so i'm pretty sure it's 4 on one and 7 on the other.. regardless.. be afraid
auzzie: i'm calling you out, no body golden sets sap here 20 times in a row
what? just check one:
a. i, sappy, want ticket. for saturday.
b. i, sappy, want ticket. for monday.
c. i, sappy, no want ticket. because i, sappy, need two tickets.
d. i, sappy, want you, alice, to pretend to be my hot date to fulfill foolish promise made while schnockered senseless.
sap: 50/50 please
~choice a and b are eliminated~
sap: i would like to phone a friend
regis: at&t, please dial tfm's number
tfm: i'm at spider pig.. snort
sap: ..... c or d.. ah f it, you are useless
sap: i'd like to use my last life line and ask the audience
~audience picks d~
~sap: hmm.. i recall not too long ago alice revoking her own trophy wive license b/c of a comment by her husband about getting thai massages from 19yr olds.. must be trick question.
sap:c, regis, my final answer is c. lock it in.
Did this crawl out of your house?
i wouldn't let such fine food go to waste. some soy sauce and we'd be golden.. pre getting run over numerous times obviously
awwwww.....you found tfm. :cry:
im doin the "full geico" = mon/wed/fri
so email me at falseguardianATgmailDOT
and i can give the lucky few of you my digits to meet up, drink margaritas, warm up for fast serve contest in 6ft cage, etc.
TFM... your input is needed into my nasty reference threads. plz post pics of naked gun guy... this guy needs to be smashed into oblivion.
zappy, come on show him some pics of his dad. you don't have to play fair anymore!
Hahaha, I forgot about the damn serve cage... my racket was scraping the top of the net. It was impossible to get a decent swing, plus I was drunk. Still broke a hundred though. I should've tried serving while kneeling. It looks as though Dats and I have epilepsy while warming up.
Keep in mind, it was raining when we first got there so play was suspended... we were forced to drink. Plus I was drinking with Sappy at the bar beforehand. That's also when I was molested by the cougar club.
I think sappy tried stealing that rascal scooter while I was trying to distract the Mercedes booth girl.
***I can see the future*** I predict Sup will return from the planet krypton tomorrow. :shock:
I still think this guy looks like a Korean, slightly skinnier version of Sappy:
when are we all getting drunk?
you know, i heard a certain ukranian gets a year older tomorrow.
he has been known to throw back a few rutabega beers and cabbage shots in his time! and eat mass quantities of meat.
thursday? saturday? u let dats know and i will pass it on to my krazy ukranian kuzin.
Sac de do uche. That's great, dvi!
Umm, Sap, the lead is the key. Let me know when you want to play again.
Tell your Ukranian cousin Happy Birthday, and many fine cabbages for hiim!
LOL!!!! Yeah... seats close to there. And my brother is MUCH taller than I am. LOL.
*yawn* morning TWMAC.
dvi -- i am like switzerland and i don't like to get involved in petty squabbles. i save my nekkid guy in speedos and guns photo for special situations.
alice -- i've been called a rat before so that's nothing new. but that rat isn't even one of those nyc sewer rats the size of dogs so it is far too little to be me. the only thing that makes me happy is that i have never been called rat face, lucy lui or megatron.
auzzie -- i'm a complete wreck. i don't even feel like playing tennis ever since you took my #1 spot on the TWMAC ladder. i'm a 4.0 tennis player but there's nothing else in my sad life that i'm even a 3.5 in. oh wait - i'm probably a 4.0 buffet destroyer. figure i'm better than 80% of the people who've ever attempted to destroy a buffet. but there's still guys out there who make me look like a loser in the buffet destruction industry.
how about the rest of you fools. what are the three things you are best at and what would the NTRP rating be?
Sandbagger!!!! You're at least a strong 4.5, maybe even 5.0, at buffet destruction.
Tennis - 3.5
Grillin on my charcoal weber - 4.5
Changing Diapers - 7.0
wookie -- i call BS. you are not a 7.0 diaper changer. you have one little girl. figure on a heavy day you might change her diaper a half dozen times. and maybe once a day she might drop the deuce. i'd say i'm a strong 3.0 diaper changer and i have 2 kids. a 7.0 diaper changer is the nanny for octomom's kids or whoever used to change the diapers for jon and kate's 8 kids. a strong 5.0 is probably someone who works in a daycare center. you are no 7.0 diaper changer. you are a poser.
as far as unique set of skillz -- i'd say you are a strong 5.0-5.5 in handling spicy food. maybe higher if you trained more.
Forgot to mention... I did get to hit with the demos last night for about an hour or so.
1. Youtek Radical OS
2. Gamma T-7
999. Kobra Tour
I don't know what it is about the new Radical but it's basically a 1000 times better version than my Ti Radicals. The beam is the same thickness as my Ti but it plays like it has a super thin beam (if that makes sense). Volleys and slices were much better with the Youtek than my Ti, as were my serves. The racket flex was really nice, I felt like I could just slingshot the ball over the net.
I liked the Gamma on my ground strokes, especially my backhand but you really have to swing that racket to get it going. If you don't commit to the swing the ball will hit the net. Volleys were nice and crisp but I couldn't hit a damn serve in to save my life. I think I hit one serve in with that racket. Slices really penetrated though, which would suit my chip and charge game.
The Wilson was terrible... the beam is like a foot thick and I just don't like leather grips. I don't like feeling the bevels cutting into my hand. Also, I couldn't keep the ball in the court, the racket is too overpowered for me. My first 20 groundstrokes hit the fence on the fly. It could've been the strings though as they were some weird looking "clear-rubber" type of string I've never seen before.
Good call on the spicy food rating.
Okay... been found out on the diaper changing thing. But I swear I'm at least a 3.5.....
TFM / Maryland peeps:
I'm Playing at the College Park Tennis Center today from 6-7:30 pm. Hit me up if anyone wants to hit on the MD side around 8pm-ish for a bit. Figure I try to squeeze in an extra hour or so of tennis on my way home.
JRK.. any more predictions for today?
JRK .. you're psychic! or.. maybe you had enough brain cells after last night to remember that I "told" you I was going to post today.
I've been very busy buying up GM stock and handling world affairs with diplomacy and a big stick. Sadly it hasn't helped ease my schedule to post as much as I would like.
Just yesterday Sappy called to tell me 2 things. 1) My posts went down to 1499 from 1500 and 2)that Zap made a plea for my return. I didn't believe #2 so I had to see what was going on.
Wow.. lots of posts to read through.
So.. let me put on my "el jefe" hat for this Legg Mason event. We will make it real simple.
Monday - Thursday: Anyone going, should meet at the front of the practice courts (between the courts and the main stadium) at 3:45pm. That will give you enough time to meet up, wait for late guys and get to your seats for any featured match.
Friday: This is simple. SAME Place. Anyone going, should meet at the front of the practice courts (between the courts and the main stadium) at 11:45am.
If you are unsure about going, don't want to go alone, or just feel like you need someone to hold your hand, then you have bigger problems than going to Legg Mason. Please email Sap with what keeps you up at night.
So for those who need the cliff notes version:
Legg Mason: Mon-Thursday meet at the practice courts (between the courts and the stadium) at 3:45pm. Friday, same place.. 11:45am.
So continue on. I must find a place to post to get back to 1,500 posts.
Haha, what?!?! I talked to you last night? Just kidding... those beers were good.
I'm definitely going to the Legg Mason Monday-Thursday (one of those days), just need to quit procrastinating and buy tickets.
hey shcmad... way to post the thoughtful/impartial/carefully reasoned response in the whacky reference thread!
from now on i call you "judge Shcmad Sotomayor"
especially now that he has defamed ALL of twmac, i hope somebody can find a proper (either really mean, really juvenile, really funny, or some combination thereof) response that possibly contains a certain image that accurately depicts that insane internet time waster. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dats, will you please pass on our birthday wishes to Vitaly?
Getting my demos tomorrow. Anyone what to hit on Friday?
JRS! lets do it! i am on the way home from college park. do you hae my number?
Don't have your number. Where would we meet up? I'm not going into DC.
I would like to hit on Friday.
Xisbum and company - When/where are you guys hitting?
where are the practice courts? i recall sneaking in a couple of blue moons in last time around. their beer is the suck
haven't purchased tix either. trying to see if my friend that works for a lobbyist can give me the hook up.. woot
can i make a prediction as how this will turn out?
With Conan O'Brien wearing a space suit?????
i have yours. 202 --- 837 right? what about college park campus? or maybe even at the center. i wil call you later and we can discuss
Meeting at the center so I don't have to go elsewhere would be best. Give me a ring.
hula hooper: 4.5
boggle player: 4.0
acquirer of useless skills: world-class
Nitefly proposed Severn Valley in MD for early Sat. or Sunday afternoon. I said I was up for either, Alice said she would drive there Saturday but not Sunday, and Woodman can't drive down until Sunday.
That's the last I saw before Mason's Leggs took over the thread.
I'll still go to Severn Hills Saturday, but might be tied up Sunday - leather rope, too.
Who wants to commit to Severn Hills - wherever that is - for Saturday morning?
so that number isi correct?
i'm in! but why severn--which is farther for everyone else--and not howard county? could i suggest howard high school?
yes (10 char)
hula hooper skill of 4.5 would be pretty darn good. not sure how someone would become a 7.0 unless they are hula hooping a couple dozen hoops while balancing on a tight rope while playing a banjo maybe.
i think i would probably be a 4.5 scrabble player. not professional but better than the average non-professional bear.
also speaking of useless skillz -- sappy collects these stupid things called mighty muggs. i'm not sure they have any value whatsoever. i would imagine he's easily a 6.0+ in collecting mighty muggs.
woo! i get to play the JRS. dont we have to pay though if we hit there?
I don't know whether I should take that title with pride... From what I hear, Sotomayor is not that impartial...
Anyways, Dats, feel free to post the "Jack Black with PlayStation" picture in your whacky Reference thread. That will surely stop everyone from visiting the thread.
Just repeatin' Nitefly's suggestion, Allie. As I said, have racquet, will travel - anywhere. Someone needs to make a decision, though, and soon.
Have to admit, would be good to see Woodman in all his Neanderthal glory again. He's a likeable lug.
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