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Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. Topaz

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    I'm merely admiring Fed's assets. I think you may be reading a bit too much into my attempts to 'caption' the picture.
     
  2. Sup2Dresq

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    Sure sounded like prison talk

    *insert Hollywood remark here*

    p.s. laugh cause you can. moving on!
     
  3. sapient007

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    proper keyboard cat video procedure:

    1. fade in cat 2 sec into the video, fade back
    2. play keyboard cat music the instant fail happens
    3. switch to full keyboard cat clip after fail has completed
    4. slow mo of the fail event after the first keyboard cat's 16 bars
    5. encore of keyboard cat
    6. cut to keyboard cat sleeping scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg73rOFgsHw&feature=related

    now i just need the clip of me acing topaz back to back from today. woot.. :)
     
  7. sapient007

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    Thanks Sup and Toepez! But I'll have to stick with my Korean citizenship if asked to shave Stepanek's chest.
     
  9. hollywood9826

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    But he might hook you up with one of those sweet bosworth frames. Of course you can buy them for 400 bucks.

    But being a college student you will probably just want to shave his chest.
     
  10. Sup2Dresq

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    Someone stop Sup. I'm fighting the effects of the pirate's crazy pills!

    http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=3902138&posted=1#post3902138

    I would like to take this time to say (before whatever happens), that I do think that everyone at the TWMAC has potential and hits very well. Even Zapvor! Sup just can't stand peeps who talk down others game in a competitive nature or over-hype themselves. It's a pet peeve.

    Any of you guys could rock my 3.5 game, especially Mrhan.

    Shcmad you hit with moderate spin *when you shank it*. Still spin.

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    *Sappy insert a cat playing a keyboard*
     
  11. prestigeprolover

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    sap - hahahah! funny pic. i dont know where you find this stuff.

    sup - here's a pic of marta to help you get over those crazy pills

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    or a pic of simone bolelli's crotch. your pick

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  12. Xisbum

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    Ha. The last time you were a 3.5, you were still in diapers.

    I freely admit that every TWMACer with whom I've played hits better shots than I, except possibly for the occasional drop shot. And that's technically not a real shot, just a dink, right?
     
  13. hollywood9826

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    We all you know you suck and are slow and lazy to the point that you hardly never sweat. You need to be more like auzzie and invest in a JMU tennis shirt (grey) and do some jumping jacks on the court to build up a nice sweat. A sweat so profuse that you drip on the court and slide on your sweat to the point where diadoras do not offer exceptinal support and you have to wear babolats with michelin rubber on the soles for maximum grip.
     
  14. Sup2Dresq

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    So if Auzzie was a comic book person he would be "sweatman?" ala iceman? Floating along his sweat. ewww...

    Funny you mention college shirts. I was going through some old boxes and found my college tennis stuff.

    Thanks for the advice HW.
     
  15. Sup2Dresq

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    I'm enjoying the clisjter's story.

    Alice, do you have this fila outfit. The colors are very cool.

    HW, didn't you say that fila stuff is made well?

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  16. Sup2Dresq

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    Watching Potro vs Ferrero.

    Potro game is somewhat smooth. Not like Fed or Nando.

    Ferrero still has punch on that backhand! They had a court level view of one of their exchange and it was impressive! His Lotto outfit taunts me so!
     
  17. JRstriker12

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    Agreed - the women's Fila outfits for this US Open have been top notch. Can't say the same for the mens outfits.... they are just okay.

    Lotto outfits are still cool - even though Soderling wears them.

    I also kinda like the Adidas shirts with the city photo in the curve that comes across the shirt......yeah, I know sup......

    BTW- Sup - they now have a Adidas store in the Tysons mall, why no NikeTown? Please travel to the Nike HQ through the wormhole in your closet and have Nike correct this problem. ;)

    BTW- Could they make the polo logo any bigger on the back of the ball-kid outfits???? You'd think you were at a polo match.
     
  18. Sup2Dresq

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    Niketown is on the agenda!

    And shame on you for even looking at the adidas outfit!

    Lotto I can understand!

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  19. JRstriker12

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    I couldn't help it. Tsonga was wearing the shirt.
     
  20. hollywood9826

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    Hey buddy us fellow 5.5 players have to look out for each other in this world of sucky 3.5s :)

    In all actuality I have probably regressed into the 3.0 level :(

    Im playing dubs in Hershey tonight so hopefully my shoulder wont hurt too bad its been bothering me for some reason. I need some steroids.

    Also next time im down around there we need to find a wood racquet so I can break the TT wood racquet speed record.

    And yes the Fila that i have I am very impressed with. It almost tempts me to try the shoes.

    And the Lotto shoes are so sweet that if I could score the clothes I would in a heartbeat because based on the supreme construction of the raptors I know the apparel is legit.

    Also does Kim Clijsters give off a lesbian vibe? because for some reson I think she is kinda cute.
     
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  21. Sup2Dresq

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    When I watch Tsonga celebrate I think of JRS.

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    When I see Cleveland on Family Guy I think of JRS

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    When I see the new bud commercial with the poodle driving I think of Dats.

    When I see the Ponch Estrada commercial I think of how F1 Tech was mean to me.

    When I watch badminton on tv .. I think how TFM could go pro with his wristy forehand.

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    When I hear the navy fleet docks.. I think "where is alice?"

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  22. prestigeprolover

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    +1 on her being cute. uh oh i think we're in trouble. maybe she's a lesbian after all.
     
  23. Sup2Dresq

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    If Lotto was sold in the US with more authority ... I would be as tempted as the waffle house is to TheJRS.

    Egads. HW and Sup with similiar taste? I'm not drooling over her but her attitude and legs do make me smile.

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  24. prestigeprolover

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    ^^ man too bad we missed her match on the monday we got there. but it would have been like the marta match where you motioned, "let's go" and i motioned back "uhhh no i don't think so."
     
  25. Sup2Dresq

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    We all know you needed some time before you could stand up. Admit it. You had...... a cramp.. yeah.. cramp.

    disclaimer: PPL has approved this message
     
  26. hollywood9826

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    I think for me its her eyes and how her face shows intensity but not pure rage like Serena. Plus shes from Belgium which for some reason being from one of those countries over thier increases the scale by at least 1.5 :8

    Also I think if you tried some Lotto Raptors you would be even more tempted, why cant they sell this stuff in US in fat bot sizes also for me :)
     
  27. prestigeprolover

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    ^^ hahaha! she's smoking hot. i also had a cramp when i went to watch the dulko match. yeah cramp.
     
  28. prestigeprolover

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    hahahahahha! serena is a scary scary woman. sorry jrs!
     
  29. JRstriker12

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    Where was this cramp located and did you have to massage this cramp before or after the match......? ;)

    Just Kidding PPL.
     
  30. Sup2Dresq

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    TheJRK,

    If you called me that day, and said "I think my game resembles Cilic".. I would of agreed with you.

    I'm watching him now and he reminds me of you.

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    Then again so does this Ferris Beullers Cameron guy:

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  31. datsveryinterestin

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    oh yeah.... i totally need to get my dog in commercials!
    that poodle looks just like my dog! stunt double maybe? POODLES rule!

    you guys are scaring me here.... i love clijsters game.. but
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    i much prefer:
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    although she is just cute and they are trying to make her into the next "it" girl with the stella mccartney clothes/jewelry.. etc.
    when she opens her mouth... she reminds me a lot of:

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  32. Sup2Dresq

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    Maybe why when I kept pushing him to go to another match he would mutter " Kittens, puppies, Sappy in a bikini... okay I'm ready"
     
  33. Sup2Dresq

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    HW,

    So if I tried the raptors I would be tempted!?

    When is your next day off?
     
  34. prestigeprolover

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    well... i would have liked to get rid of the cramp but that blasted sup wouldn't go to sleep at night. hahahahahah!
     
  35. JRstriker12

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    Hey, Wookie lovin is a little like being the lion tamer in a circus. ;)

    Sup - I was looking in the mirror this morning and realized that the 'stache has grown to Cleveland proportions. Gotta get it clipped when I head to the barbershop.

    I though about shaving it all off, but then I'd look like Garry Coleman....
     
  36. Sup2Dresq

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    Geesh.. what is going on here! I blame Topaz's Fed post and comment!

    PPL, I don't sleep much or at all. Now I'm glad I didn't. I didn't trust you. .Like I didn't trust Moz or Dats. Both creaked like an old ship at night. You just made small balloon like pop sounds. Pop.. ssssssssss...

    6am

    Sup: PPL! Wake up. .Im going to the gym. Want to go?
    PPL: huh.. what.. f*ck.. what time is it?
    Sup: You want to go to the gym?
    PPL: huh.. what.. f*ck.. marta.. what time is it?
    Sup: Go back to sleep
    PPL: huh.. what.. f*ck.. marta.. masha.. what .. zzzz
     
  37. prestigeprolover

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    she's no marta but she's a pretty girl imo.

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  38. Sup2Dresq

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    When I think of lion tamer.. I think of this..

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    and we know what happened to him. Be careful what you wish for JRS.

    As for your cleveland stache. How about a goatee.. or maybe so the denzel training day look. You would look pretty intimidating.. King m*ther f***** Kong!

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  39. prestigeprolover

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    hahahah pretty much! you shouldn't wake up in the morning and it still be dark outside. that's just ridiculous.
     
  40. Sup2Dresq

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    TheJRK,

    Hopefully you are taping the Cilic vs Murray match. It's a potential TheJRK vs. Auzzie match. Cilic seems to have a solution.

    Also like his outfit!

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    All Im saying is that to me they are top notch shoes.

    Im off the 21st. But I gotta take some sick days before I get fired so if you wanna do something some time give me some notice and ill take off one day.
     
  44. hollywood9826

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    Not sure if Bueller woe nikes or not. Im pretty sure he wasnt wearing dunks. But in the world of collector shoes they make themes based on different things. Bueller themeddunks are pretty sought after.

    Actually the Dunk SBs now are one of the highest demend of colectors shoes. I still think Original Jordans are the highlight of collectors though.

    Its like the Tecmo Bos I got coming in the mail and the Quagmire themed nikes I would cop if they were not 160 bucks.
     
  45. Sup2Dresq

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    A bit surprised to read that Fila is owned by a South Korean company.

    I sent out another SOS about the Lotto stuff. Somewhere on earth there is a store .. with an owner.. who can't get anyone to buy Lotto.. I shall find him!

    I may as well open a tennis shop.
     
  46. JRstriker12

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    The danger is part of the thrill.... LOL!

    Don't know if I could get the goatee that full - plus all the hair is mad itchy...
     
  47. JRstriker12

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    First tip is don't get high on your own supply..... Sup's store would never have Nike in Stock ;)

    Holy Sh** 1 - Venus and Serena are part owners of the Dolphins????

    Holy Sh** 2 - Did you see that Monf/Rafa point!?!?!? They must have run a mile in that point.
     
  48. Sup2Dresq

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    En Fuego!

    Monfils is just da man in those first couple games. A highlight reel in itself.

    Can you grow your hair out like that JRS?

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  49. JRstriker12

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    No disrespect to La Monf, but the dyed porcupine hairstyle has never been a good look for me. I probably could grow it out sort of like that.

    Frak!!!! - their court coverage is just stupid...... insane... super-human. Feel like I'm playing virtual tennis:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB1dNn19Fr8
     
  50. Sup2Dresq

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    Could be worse!

    What about this look? Ala demolition man..

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