Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. TheJRK

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    Well, at least they fixed the tennis courts... no more giant cracks with trees growing out of them.

    That was probably one of the loudest nights at Wakefield ever, between Sappy's friend and the other dude yelling and smashing their rackets, to the Hall and Oates looking dude on the other court yelling at himself, and the 17 simultaneous football games going on!!!

    One of those football teams had a girl on it... she looked like Roethlisberger with long hair.
     
  2. sapient007

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    my AA friend got loud and belligerent?.. what.. never


    JRK: how do i get a pic out of that damn phone to the internet with less than 5 clicks. ps, that prince sucks. felt very muted with everything. maybe it's the strings. have you tried one of those fantastic sports authority jobbies?
     
  3. sapient007

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    indeed. vitor told me that he has been a yak trader in the mountainous path of mother russia since his ban from TW forums. It's freaking cold there, he only managed to survive by hugging the young hot yaks at night and drinking straight out of a yak's nipple mixed with home brewed vodka (the milk would otherwise freeze instantaneous in the air)

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    his friend Валентина Розалина whom was tasked to watch the herd outside of the courts
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    their mongolian slave boy they've picked up along the silk road. vitor told me that he's only used for manual labor but i'm not so sure with his soft hands
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  4. hollywood9826

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    At least black out that ID card dude.

    But good job. the staches actually match the people :)
     
  5. JRstriker12

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    Xis, Sup - would you mind a third?

    It's okay if you were just trying to get some singles in.
     
  6. TheJRK

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    Hold your finger on the picture until it asks you if you want to save or copy. If you want to save or copy anything, just hold your finger on it for like 3 seconds.

    When I was hitting with your racket it almost slipped out of my hand... I looked at the handle and there was scotch-tape wrapped around the bottom of the grip, WTF?!?!
     
  7. sapient007

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    that's my own brand of grip tape, scotch clear

    wtf indeed.. someone verse this gif so it'll look like the grass is coming out

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  8. Xisbum

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    I don't mind. In fact, I might need the help. Strained my right hammie Saturday night, strained my left hammie last night and my wrist still hurts like heck. I'm a walking purple heart.

    But I did see QT's "Inglorious Basterds" yesterday. Classic Quentin - 2 thumbs up, except the one that hurts.

    So common down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1FQqSGxBso :)
     
  9. JRstriker12

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    Ouch Xis!!!! Sorry to hear.

    So Friday - 9am @ FRC Correct? Any advice on getting there from Tyson's Corner? I'm dropping off the kiddo that morning then heading to hit.
     
  10. JRstriker12

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    Nitefly - I'm heading to DC, but I won't be able to meet up for lunch. I should be back down in DC in about a week or two, usually on a thursday. We'll plan for some grub.
     
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    Sup - Any openings in your clinic tonight? :)
     
  13. Sup2Dresq

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    Yup. See you at 6pm.
     
  14. sapient007

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    I'm sorry Sappy. I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish but that's the oldest-looking Mongolian slave boy of all time. Of all time.
     
  16. Sup2Dresq

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    I've invited Obama to all my properties in hopes that they will fix it up as well as they did Wakefield HS courts. Wish they put a little money in new lights. I almost started screeching like a bat for sonar abilities. I couldnt see the ball.

    Sappy,

    I think it was appropriate that your friend was wearing a Hulk shirt. Hulk mad. Hulk break racquet. I also enjoyed how you faked out your own partner to every down the middle shot. Sappy's got it.. no there it goes!

    Magma,

    That djoke shirt made me ill. Thanks.

    Topaz,

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    TheJRK,

    Gulbis, Fed, Delpo, and now TheJrk? What do they have in common? Only that they all could pee a campfire out without burning themselves. You can hit like thejrk and do extremely well. Just need to avoid the Sup forehand high. I'm working on it. What did you think? Was it as powerful as a wet noodle?


    Dats,

    Thanks for bringing out the poodle of doom. From puppy to horse size. He's a good boy. Your backhand looks good, and you are still moving around pretty well. See you in clinic! What did you think of my serve last night. I didnt go all out, but some had mustard. Again, was it like a wet noodle?
     
  17. Sup2Dresq

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    Sappy,

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    And one for Hollywood:

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  18. JRstriker12

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    TFM - This was the car I was talking about - ugly.....

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  19. Sup2Dresq

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    That is ugly. I've been car shopping lately which usually takes me forever.

    I will prob buy another mercedes, but this BMW is really nice.

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  20. ShcMad

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    Yo Sup, I'm real happy for you and Ima let you finish but that BMW is one of the best-lookin cars of all time. One of the best of all time.

    But, seriously, there's this one person in our school who drives a blue version of that BMW and man, does it look nice.
     
  21. Sup2Dresq

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    Excuse me, but I think the lack of food has me a little hazy. What does "Ima" mean?
     
  22. ShcMad

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    Ask Kanye West.
     
  23. Topaz

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    I'm confused Sup...I wasn't wearing Adidas when I sustained my injury...I was running a 6-miler in my trusty Mizunos.
     
  24. hollywood9826

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    I was considering trying some mizunos to run in. I have a pair of asics gel Nimbus' and im not that impressed. And since the more I wear my resolutions the less I like them I think I'm done with asics. I also had a pair of Saucony one time that I ran all over pearl harbour in. I may try to cop some saucs again.

    But the bird is giving way free pair of mizuno pants if you buy a shoe. So I may go with the wave creation 10s.
     
  25. JRstriker12

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    I go back and forth on the X6 - some days it looks really cool, other days, not so much.

    It's sporty, but for all that bulk, you prob don't get as much storage/cargo room as the other BMW X series.

    If I'm going for a fast back I like this upcoming BMW:

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  26. hollywood9826

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    Ive never been a huge fan of the BMW. They are nice, but never did anything fancy for me.

    And if your gonna get an SUV get a god dang real SUV

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    And to this day no interior has been nicer and more comfy than than this E series sedan my buddies dad had. It was like 2003 E500. Much nicer than any 3 or 5 series IMO.
     
  27. hollywood9826

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    And if youre gonna get a fastback get a fastback.

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  28. TheJRK

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    Anyone want to hit this Saturday, preferably in the morning?
     
  29. sapient007

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    sat it is. how about kenmore again?
     
  30. datsveryinterestin

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    and Il Mee or Hee Been buffet????
     
  31. Sup2Dresq

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    Ugh!

    Watching Davis Cup action: Spain vs. Israel

    Yet again Ferrer and Ferrero taunt me with the Lotto Spin outfits.
     
  32. Sup2Dresq

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    Mercedes do rock! I love the ones I have.

    As for an SUV. If Ford ever got around to putting this bad boy into production.. I would perhaps put a down payment to reserve one.

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  33. hollywood9826

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    Are the israeli dudes wering the polos that fila made and TW is selling?

    I couldnt pull that one off. Something about a big Star of David on your chest and not being jewish. Id be surprised if they sell any of those.

    And yea the bronco hybrid is sweet. But you can always get a gondelawagen (G550 or G55 AMG) to hold you over.

    Or you can check this guy on craigslist in annapolis.

    http://annapolis.craigslist.org/cto/1350420595.html

    Also check yo mail homie
     
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  34. little_e

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    ^^^

    How come the only time you ever post on this thread is when we start talking about broncos and scouts? WTF dude :)
     
  36. TheJRK

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    Okay, what time works... 0930?
     
  37. sapient007

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    ^
    positive ghost rider. i'll have to drop thumber off to band camp ~9
     
  38. little_e

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    I lurk and post on occasion. It's nothing personal i just rembered seeing that one recently and after you posted I thought why not post. If it would make you feel better you could post in the Central Alabama chapter but I think it's on page 17 or 18.
     
  39. sapient007

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    someone translate this korean. is it porn? netflix? tfm where are you?

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  40. hollywood9826

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    I had a buddy that said he went to UCLA. He was kinda dumb and when somebody called him out on it he said

    "The University of Central Lower Alabama" does such a place exist?
     
  41. hollywood9826

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    Sappy its not porn. But is about a prostitute. At least in the USA it aint porn, where its rated R.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397619/

    Plot sounds a bit jacked up

    Jae-Young is an amateur prostitute who sleeps with men while her best friend Yeo-Jin "manages" her, fixing dates, taking care of the money and making sure the coast is clear. When Jae-Young falls in love with one of those man she surpresses her feelings towards him in respect of her friend who's jealous. One Day Yeo-Jin fails in doing her job overlooking police officers looking for underaged porstitutes. In order to not get caught Jae-Young jumps out of a window almost killing herself. On her deathbed, she wishes to see the man again whom she fell in love with and turned away from. But the man only agrees if Yeo-Jin sleeps with him. She does but as they arrive in the hospital Jae-Young is already dead. Trying to understand her best friend, Yeo-Jin tracks down every man she slept with and does the same. As her father learns about this he gets on revenge with fatal consequences
     
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  42. little_e

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    Not that I'm aware of.
     
  43. datsveryinterestin

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    yo homies,
    allo Vitaly Evchenkov here.
    tx you for the kind message about my yak herding summer. ah, there is no milk like yak milk... especially when mixed with my potato alkokhol. yum.

    i know you've been enthralled w/ my talk about the XxXtreme2daMaXxX... now it could be your chance to eXperience it.

    http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=288823

    you will start hitting huge topspin, speaking with a spanish accent and adding "no?" to the end of every sentence you speak. you will also suddenly have a preference for 3/4 length pants.
    special bonus for TWMAC members.
    don't make Vitor cry, plz buy these racquets so he can pay Sup for his Yonex racquets!
    *these sticks would be great for racquet afficionados and a collector's item of those following Vitaly's brief stint on the future's circuit down in Bolivia in 1991.
    his cries of "no mas, senor" and "mierde fuerte!" and "plato gordo y cerveza mucho grande por favor" still echo among the canyons.


    ok... as we say in ukraine, "back to the yaks, holmes" and "the peaceful outs"!
     
  44. Xisbum

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    Many thanks to Sup and JRStriker for a relaxing morning of hitting at FRC. Played a few games of 30 - JRS and I playing for second place, of course - and watched many Sup serves fly by untouched.

    All in all, a very pleasant way to spend a Friday morning. :)
     
  45. NiteFly

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    Sounds good. I was out of the office yesterday anyway.
     
  46. JRstriker12

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    Xis- Thanks for letting me join up this morning. Plenty for fun and good hitting.

    BTW - Nice ace out wide to the deuce court.

    Sup - The flat forehand looks good.

    Might have to make this a tradition on every other Friday - Tennis then Hooters.... LOL!
     
  47. Sup2Dresq

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    Convo with JRS about lunch:

    JRS: Who you calling?
    Sup: Dats, figure we can go to Il Mee
    JRS: ugh. .I have to drive to work. i may skip
    Sup: Well looks like Dats isnt picking up. Only place near hear is Hooters...
    JRS: *car tires screeching out of parking lot*
    Sup: I'll take that as a yes

    P.s. JRS find out about that marathon where you drink wine as you go. I may want to sign up.
     
  48. Sup2Dresq

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    JRS and Xisbum (also anyone else),

    Went to the soccer store across from hooters and talked to the owner. Told him my predicament and said that I must have that outfit. He personally called the lotto distributor and has my info. So hopefully maybe something can be done about this missing lotto gear. Will keep you informed.
     
  49. Sup2Dresq

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    Hollywood,

    Don't ask me why, but anytime i hear this song I think of you and your ex-lesbian girlfriend. Especially the chorus. *shrug*

    Van Halen's - Up for breakfast

    She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
    Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
    You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPLDh0bMqjM

    All the song is missing is the WBNA and WTA..oh an you rolling hard in the paint.
     
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  50. Xisbum

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    Cool. I'm in for the pumpkin Spin outfit and some Kontact shorts, if he comes through for you. And maybe even more, if the stuff wears as good as it looks. :)
     

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