Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.
for sunday: honey nut cereal with sprinkles of powdered sugar and ground up vicodin
I don't mind the slow lefty and the other dude. The spazzy-J-Mac-wanna-be gets on my nerves though. He'll hook you in a sec. I hit with him afterward and I'm wonding why he can't hit the ball past the service-line on ground strokes.
H is the man though. He has some nice buttery smooth strokes.
I did have some fun last night. I liked that 3-on-1 or 4-on-1 drill.
xisbum -- can't see youtube at work. ugh. also can you join us for doubles today at skyline?
Nae saian luume.Elen sila lumenn omentilmo
you're not kidding. and i'm not talking about the balls bouncing...oh, wait. [/posting by alice's inner ho]
Yeah, I don't want to sound like an @sshole, the dudes are all nice but watching them play makes me want to stick a hot poker in my eye. I'm not the most graceful dude out there but come on...
I kept telling the one dude with the bum knee to just stay up at the net, instead he tries to play Agassi from the baseline even though he can only take one step in any direction.
Same with gypsy dude... he'll run up to the net to get a short ball but then scramble half-assed all the way back to the baseline for no apparent reason.
Then the 70's dude is calling the lines like he's the Hawkeye System. He yells "OUT!!!" when the ball hits the back curtain, like we're all stupid, either that or he's doing it to just be annoying. Also, if I had a dollar for every step that dude took BACKWARDS before he hit a shot I would be a billionaire after 5 minutes. Several times during drill he's almost hit me with his damn racket 'cuz he takes 10 steps backwards before he hits the ball... that's why he can't get it past the service line.
JRK -- +1 internets for you. funniest postings ever from you ranting about old geezers playing tennis. i love it. makes me wanna see these guys in person.
are you working at 2pm? maybe you didn't hear but there's this thing called tennis. we haves it. come out and you can haves it too.
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+1; "spazzy-J-Mac-wanna-be" is kinda annoying with the line calls. and i would love to show him a video of himself ... that would have to be a giant "reality sandwich". as for the other dudes, they alright, especially the egyptian dude that was super impressed with my 1 dropper of the nite. he can stay as long as he compliments all my shots. ;-)
3 on 1?? 4 on 1?????
Day-um, is that some kinda drill that only the dudes do?
Alas, they wont be there again. It's just you guys and Hung (insert TFM joke).
Next time you guys go head to head, I'm interested to see how hung holds up. He's been patient enough to wait for you guys to show.
Are you going to show at 2pm Magma?
i'm heading out soon with sappy to skyline. if we need a 4th do you wanna join us Sup or do you have clinic?
Think Jet Li vs. fighing 10 guys.... it was something similar - at least when I stepped on court :twisted:
i purposely didn't bring my stuff so i wouldn't be tempted ... sorry guys, next time.
My sentiments exactly.
I don't see your email in your profile. I live in Centreville. I work at Fairfax Racquet Club so I can use open courts for free. Let me know when you're available. Courts are usually open on the weekdays in the afternoon around 2 or 3 and at night at 10.
To e-mail me:
1. Click in my name "JRstriker12"
2. A drop-down box will pop-up.
3. Select: the second option "Send E-mail to jrstriker12"
Andrew, you work there? Lol, I've probably seen you a billion times!!!
as a recent rook ... new peeps cant email via tw. i think strikers email is listed in his profile.
I think if you use JRS's username and put @ yahoo . com after it, magic could happen!
BTW, Magma, my ITband is on the mend (foam rolling hurts like h*ll, but works)...I want a rematch!!!!
Haven't been able to work on anything tennis-wise in one damn week...lesson at 9 AM tomorrow -- indoors at the Y. Then clinic on Sunday. Hoping I dont show up in someone's post as a guy with bad knees'who can't move that well...Sometimes tennis seems so unwelcoming.
The golden rule here is that we all can make fun of each other but we all don't take it seriously. Like for instance. TFM and I had beers tonight. Before the beers 95% of his words were pretty funny and directed at someones expense. After beers its about 99% and he kept dropping his silverware for the waiter to pick up.
He's cruel and cold. Like H1.
(totally kidding about the above.. your good.. no worries)
It could -
Andrew - my username + @ yahoo . com
JRS played with the Capt on court 3 and lost4 and 4.
We were getting crushed in the first set, something like 1-4, we slowly crept back into the game. The other dude was solid and a lefty. His partner was solid too.
We got close but couldn't close the gap.
Second set, we were in it all the way..... until...... 4-4 on my serve..... I get a shank return that lands short(almost on the net), I try to just push it cross court but push it into the net. Next play, I get a lob. I don't try to go for too much, just place it in the corner - I miss it by about 6-inches (@%!@$%$%!!!!!!!!). The lefty dude cleaned up on his serve and that was all she wrote.....
Think this was a good team... the type of good team where the captain never plays, he just collects players and shows up....
Look like the Phillies gifted one to your team. You are lucky right now. Hopefully the dodgers start hitting. The phils wasted pedro. Why not let Pedro pitch the 8th inning as well? He only allowed 2 hits and didn't walk anyone. Loney's fly ball to end the 7th was the only solid hit they had all night. Put Pedro out there in the 8th and let the stinking relief man relieve him if he has to.
I think the Angles got the yankees right where they want them.
You probably have. I'm there all the time... or least I used to be. Not so much lately though. I work at the front desk every now and then and work the junior program four days out of the week. I'm there pretty much every day.
Ah, just looked you up. Yes, your opponents are on a team that has such a captain, I've played for him in the past. This captain fields several teams, with one being the 'A' team and the others kind of 'feeder' teams. You did play the 'A' team, but in 7.0, it is the team currently sitting in 3rd that you have to look out for. They've gone at least to sectionals almost every year, and that captain controls that roster with an iron grip. Lol. I partnered with her once for 'fun' doubles, and I knew she captained, so I asked to join, and I got a flat 'NO'. She prefers 3.0 females so she can pair them up with 4.0 guys. Ugh, whatever...reason # 5,083,385 that I'm not playing mixed this year.
I think that team will have a fight this year, though, from looking at the rosters.
I bet you would recognize a lot of us! Hopefully we'll have a meet-up one of these days...
wookie. time to download this for free while you can so you'd stop complaining about your OS partition
http://www.p a r a g o n-software.com/free/giveaway.html
edit:remove spaces. not sure why TT has the word p a r a g o n blocked
edit 2 : sup can you post tfm's score last from the social?
edit 3: i can meet anyone outside for some tennis in the rain/wind plus 40 degrees weather today
Thanks, Sup...see ya tomorrow for Dawn Patrol.
Thanks! (10 Char)
BTW- Sup - Did you get my e-mails?
Whatever happened to the strong, silent type?
We're becoming a bunch of wusses...
reasons why jrs needs to look into moving to northern moco/frederick county:
far from airports, so he wouldn't be listed under "airport hotels" for friends & relations
i'm tired of representing the .00002% minority population by myself
i'm in desperate need for a non-creepy 3.5 guy for my mixed team
hey jrp, tfm said that you were a sorry excuse for player and that even i could volley better than you, but i'm desperate, so want to be on the team? ok, i'm kidding. sappy's cat, while stoned out of its mind, could volley better than me. it's only a 7.0 team, but the women on my team are really hot! no, not really. god, i'm the worst salesperson ever. let me know if you'd like to join--it'll be good excerise, and you'll be able to meet other tennis people in frederick.
Hey guys, i just stumbled upon this section.
I'm in the NoVA area and was wondering where you guys hit in this cold weather?
my ntrp rating is 4.0
hey, where can i get some MLB online streaming goodness
Non-creepy dudes FTW!!!
I wouldn't mind, if Fredneck was a bit closer........
It depends - Where are you in Nova????
In DC: Haines Point, Rockcreek Tennis Center, Arlington YMCA.
Arlington: Arlington YMCA, Skyline Sport and Health, Army Navy Club (may be a private club)
NOVA: Bready Park (Herndon), World Gate Sport and Health (Herndon), Fairfax Racket Club, Four Seasons Tennis Club (Falls Church), Recency Sport and Health (Tysons Corner), Annandale Sport and Health
Celebrated a friend's birthday party on one of those "Spirit of Baltimore" Dinner/Cruises.
I was highly disappointed because:
1. No crab cakes - WTF?????
2. They didn't play "on a boat" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
So, evidently...I used to knit. Lol. It is amazing what cleaning storage trunks out will remind you of.
Should Topaz pack her knitting with the hopes of finishing someday, or give it 'das boot???
PS...dust makes me sneeze!
i see dry land!!! on my way to play, yay!
topaz, if you decide to give up the knitting, i'll buy your leftover yarn & needles from you.
I took a picture, but I forgot to bring the cord to download home with me...will try to remember to post it tomorrow. I seriously haven't touched it in all the time I've lived here...five years!!!
why does the red skins suck so much? i put jason campbell on my line up last min in anticipation of the O line injured for KC (i have matt cassel as my other QB). I come back only to see that campbell has benched for the 2nd half and matt almost just threw a touch down to bowe. WTF foreskins. you guys really suck
I can't believe how sad the Skins are. OMG.... Losing to another winless team. I've been a fan for 25 years and this is the worst I've ever seen them.
I looked into membership at the Four Seasons, and was disappointed because it seems after you pay the mebreship fee, all the court times are already reserved anyway, unless you can find someone to hit at, say, 7 am on a Monday. Aside from that, the fees are kinda expensive..and on a social worker's salary, I just cannot afford to live it up. So I am thinking I'll be joining the polar bears...
"Das Boot", means "the boat" in German...in fact, it's actually a movie...
Hey, any of you "old" folks playing in the Leesburg 35/40/45s next week?
I'm considering entering the 40s, but need to wait & see what my weekend schedule is going to be.
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