Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by zapvor, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. Sup2Dresq

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    ....and you are neither asian or ukrainian.

    "ukraine is not weak!"

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  2. sapient007

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    not saying you are asian but isn't this advice like the kettle calling the pot black?
     
  3. Sup2Dresq

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    Please don't call me asian.

    Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
    Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
    Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!
     
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    bunch of things.. what i can make out now is that:

    -sup likes to switch sticks
    -don't look tennismonkey in the eye when bluffing on a poker hand.. better yet, don't play him
    -tennismonkey hides an extra ace in between his nutsac
    -dats will be crotch dropped by hwood this wkd


    i'll see if she said anything else later
     
  6. TheJRK

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    I don't know what that is in reference to, but I LoL'd when I read it.
     
  7. tennismonkey

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    cute kid JRK. i don't know what language she's speaking but i'd like her to help me put together some furniture from ikea. the instructions are a bit cryptic.

    sapient007 is one of the worst poker players i have ever had the misfortune to play. i think we should have another poker night with the guys though. minus the poker. and minus the chinese speaking baby girl.
     
  8. TheJRK

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    The other day I saw $190 round trip to Vegas. I say we all roll down there Hangover style.

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  12. datsveryinterestin

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    ouch my back hurts again just watching that...
    nanna's gonna be watchin u pal!
    i gotta get back in tennis shape... prolly go kayaking and jogging
    while up north!
    headin up tomorrow sometime.. stoppin at the Bird to try on some Barricades
    and ankle braces! (they should sell them together, right sup? har)
     
  13. hollywood9826

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    Dats how long you stayin bro? I gotta work saturday till noon, and will probably get stuck helping either my mom or frind move some stuff after. Sunday I gotta help my other friend use a jack hammer to destroy some riocks in his yard so we can build a wiffle ball filed.

    We got courts around with lights so if you want to get some night action going we can.
     
  14. datsveryinterestin

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    geez, sounds like the HdG memorial classic tournament of champions might not happen. i can play tonight, Fri night. anytime on Sat, or Sun morn.
    uz can TXT me ur preferred time.
    goin to the Bird in a few hours. werd
     
  15. hollywood9826

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    All accounts have it raingin tonight so you can throw that out.

    Some time saturday, probably evening. You have TXT cababilities now or do I have still have to go through JWOWW?
     
  16. zapvor

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    dats! we still need to hit. yea its supposed to rain. boooo of course on my day off
     
  17. sapient007

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    zap, i will hit with you this wkd? yes.., and both of us won't bail. you bring balls and shorts, i'll bring my new wilson ps45
     
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    amended for accuracy
     
  19. zapvor

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    lol
    i need someone that is like, good to hit with. need to improve!
     
  20. Sup2Dresq

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    Ouch....And lol.
     
  21. Xisbum

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    Sounds like kettles and pots to me. Or is that bits and kibbles?

    But what do short timers like me know? Just 5 more weeks until I turn into The King.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54-QHEZN6E

    Can't wait.
     
  22. sapient007

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    if it hasn't happened, it prob won't..

    but that's pretty f-ed zap.. i guess i'll have to rescind my sharing of "anime" movies offer as well. and for the record, i think your collection of those childish anime porn is just wrong.
     
  23. zapvor

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    lol i am kidding sap. we should definitely hit sometime. its been a long while
     
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    i.c now you want to hit when the anime collection is on the line.

    lol

    i need someone that is like, good to hit with. need to improve!
     
  25. PaulMan

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    Sap, you've been literally Zapped...
     
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    I think a Zap vs Sap match would be pretty good. Unless Zap has gotten really really good. They were prety evenly matched thier for a while.

    Zap was a bit consistent but didnt have any shots that could do damage.

    Sap had a solid backhand and when it seemed like he actually cared got a good percentage of serves and other shots in.

    three years ago I would have taken a motivated Sap over Zap. But now Im sure of Saps dedication and it seems like Zap has been pretty serious about it.

    I guess now I would take Zap over Sap.
     
  27. Xisbum

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    Sap fan here, 2 & 3. Bets, anyone? ;-)
     
  28. Topaz

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    Meanwhile...AQ and Topaz are having fun and hitting lots of tennis balls at districts!!!
     
  29. sapient007

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    [​IMG]

    besides, i've set a world record today.. that's right, world fing record. pics to come.
     
  30. Andrew Y

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    Anyone tryna hit this week outdoors? Gotta get ready for districts.
     
  31. zapvor

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    where at? i can do dc or md.
     
  32. zapvor

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    hahaha
    well it has been a long time. last time i randomly bumped into sap at turkey thicket actually and he was gracious enough to let me join in with his gf. i popped my strings that day because sappy was outhitting me.

    fast forward to present. i have gotten a coach and have been hitting and practicing since. in the meantime sappy has been camping and watching anime.

    so yea...i am hitting about as good as federer now. sappy not so much!!!

    realistically i give him 2 games per set max
     
  33. zapvor

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    good luck topaz!!! if you make it to nationals i will give you free legg mason tickets! to the final! (maybe):p
     
  34. zapvor

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    so this might be my first year at otakon. any tips?
     
  35. zapvor

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    man we are losing members left and right:( please come visit!
     
  36. Andrew Y

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    fairfax area. dc and md are too far
     
  37. Topaz

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    We made sectionals...does that me tickets to the semis?!? Lol.

    AQ...we did it! I got creamed but our #1 singles and 2 and 3 dubs won convincingly.
     
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    Woot! Woot!

    Tried to stay up to watch the scores get posted...but the eyelids weren't cooperating. Many, many congrats!

    Now you'll have to chose which team to play for when they all make Sectionals.

    Surprised about your line score, though. A good friend of mine played her on Friday and won. But my friend is a lefty and that can really throw some players off. Still, looked like your doubles people handled things quite nicely.

    I can't wait to get back to playing doubles. Sigh.

    Combo starts on Tuesday and I'm captain for the first time! Yikes!
     
  39. zapvor

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    i dont think you are supposed to tell me you got creamed after asking for tickets:D
     
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    Topaz,

    See where your team won yesterday. So how many "playoffs" do you have to go to now? :p
     
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    When is this h0m0-geek stuff this year? I work 5 mins walking distance. Let me know when you're in town.
     
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    Well, there are MD this weekend (not a lot of turnaround!). We go in as the MoCo2 team. We are in Olney if any twmacers want to come and cheer (but don't worry, I won't hold my breath!).

    The following weekend is mixed sectionals in Fredericksburg. I'm on the dc 7.0 team and we, unfortunately, will lose a few key members to one of the Va teams that will be there.

    Then in August is 3.5 sectionals. AQ, I think we'll be back in Newport News again...maybe we can meet up on my way there or back since I have to drive right past your house! It is August 12-15...will you be around?
     
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    ^^^all if this assuming my legs don't fall off between now and then!
     
  44. sapient007

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    topaz, have your match with zap gone down yet? is he trying to give you hush hush tix for the results?

    zap, who's your coach? you are pretty much uncoachable. it's like telling that bartoli girl not to be so goofy when getting ready to return serve.
     
  45. TheJRK

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    Once again, I LoL'd after reading that.

    Her service motion is also extremely goofy... then again, she is a professional tennis player and I work at the FBI, so WTF do I know.
     
  46. hollywood9826

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    Bartoli is wierd. she apparently has like an IQ of 247 or somethign she said.

    And she isnt exacly ugly as in her features are not off-puuting, but something about her actions makes her disgusting and probably the least bangable of all Top WTA players.

    Now obvilously as a rule you would still have to bang herso you would have a story to tell. But she is pretty gross for some reason.
     
  47. sapient007

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    ^^

    myth debunked.. bartoli is not the most busted looking

    [​IMG]
     
  48. hollywood9826

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    Thats what I said. She is not the ugliest to look at. But there is something about her that makes her the most disgusting.
     
  49. TheJRK

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    hollywood, you are like the Ernest Hemingway of the TWMAC.
     
  50. hollywood9826

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    Thanks for the compliment my man.

    Dats had family stuff to attend to so he didnt get to witness my awesome truck with 37 inch tires that wakes up the neighborhood.

    Maybe next time Dats, maybe next time.
     

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