The 2009 Wimbledon drinking game

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  1. JennyS

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    Drink every time....

    1. The commentators mention Nadal's absence.
    2. Last year's men's final is referenced.
    3. Clips from last year's final are shown.
    4. All three of the above occur in a 2 minute period (3 swallows)
    5. Fans are shown on Murray Mountain
    6. "Fred Perry" and/or "1936" are mentioned during Murray's matches.
    7. Chris Fowler calls Ivo Karlovic Dr. Ivo
    8. A commentator complains about the grass being too slow.
    9. Clips of Roger's French Open win are shown.
    10. Roger's quest of beating Sampras is shown.
    11. Commentators ponder if Roger truly is the REAL GOAT.
    12. Federer is compared to Sampras.
    13. Clips of Federer beating Sampras in 2001 are shown.
    14. Clips of Tim Henman are shown.
    15. The Williams sisters and/or Sharapova are the only female players shown for more than 15 minutes during a particular day.
    16. Mary Carillo says something corny.
    17. Borg is shown sitting in the stands watching the match.
    18. ESPN commentators drool over Andy Roddick.

    feel free to add more!
     
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  2. I think I'm going to die of alcohol poisoning......it was nice knowing you......:cry::cry:
     
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  3. 19. Every time a player hits an ace.
     
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  4. TsongaEatingAPineappleLol

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    This was hilarious. So true, and funny. :)
     
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    Every time Andrew Castle makes an idiotic patronising comment while commentating!!!

    That will get you drunk within an hour easily, the bloke I'm afraid to say is an idiot (no offence):)
     
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    20. The commentators mention Nadal's loss at Roland Garros.
     
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    21. Every time a thread is made on TTW discussing the issue of Federer's 'cakewalk' draw.
     
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  8. SourStraws

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    22. The commentators compare a big servers serve to Goran's

    S.S.
     
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    23. Every time the new roof is mentioned!
     
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  10. ChanceEncounter

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    Well, everyone who participates would be dead of alcohol poisoning. It would be fun for the twenty minutes it lasted though.
     
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  11. zapvor

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    not if you are sipping on lemonade:)
     
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    #16 is inevitable
     
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    24- Murray's girlfriend sit right next to Murray's Mother are shown on TV everytime that Murray Random opponent serves.
     
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    Every time Andrew Castle opens his mouth!!!

    (I really think he is an awful commentator):)
     
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  15. +10000


    LMAO!!!!! :):):)
     
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  16. RoddickAce

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    25.Everytime Murray yells "come on" at 70 decibels after winning a point off an opponent's error.
     
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  17. S H O W S T O P P E R !

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    For #15, add Ivanovic to the group.
     
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    half shots for the possible roddick karlovic game
     
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    Every time Andrew Castle says anything ever!!!

    (He should be sacked by the BBC):)
     
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  20. RCizzle65

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    I literally laughed out loud at these, thanks for the topic!
     
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    26. Every time they show Boris Becker where he kinda looks like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. JennyS

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    You're welcome!
     
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    so does the last person that is still alive after the tournament who participates in this game wins?
     
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    27. Everytime McEnroe mentions the modern game or modern technology allowing players to do things that players couldn't do "back then".
     
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  25. JennyS

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    LOL! How true!
     
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    Are we all going to be ****-drunk for two week straight?

    I don't expect a lot of smart posting on this board in those two weeks, then....

    On the other hand, I wouldn't expect that anyways!
     
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  28. topspin

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    28. Every time you take a drink (endless loop). haha you'll need an infinite amount of alcohol
     
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  29. TheNatural

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    Drink every time someone wins a Serve and volley point.
     
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    Drink a tequila everytime the commentators or Sue Barker smothers Fed in compliments. You won't make it out of Wimbledon alive. Beware, you've been warned.
     
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    Everytime they are talking through points in completely random matches about Murray's chances of winning Wimbledon this year.
     
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    28.) Everytime Ivanovic catches a toss
     
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    what are the rules if there is a streaker?
     
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    29) Everytime they show that cheapo wimbledon merchandise commercial that they've been using for the last 6 or more years
     
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    18. ESPN commentators drool over Andy Roddick.

    LMAO..hahahaha
     
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  36. 30. Every time Serena is fat (which means that you will have to be drinking continuously)
     
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    30. Every time John Lloyd reminds people that he was married to Chris Evert
    31. Every time Pat Cash says something that is bound to offend someone.
     
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    32. Everytime the commentators make up a nickname for a tennis player.
     
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    Thats not nice. May be true, but not nice.
     
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    33. Every time Murray says that his mother has been insulted - by Del Potro, by the commentator, the umpire, the ball boys..............
     
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    Oh god.

    Well, let's hope she gets knocked out early so we don't have to all die.
     
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    34. Everytime ESPN gives a list of Americans left in the draw.
     
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    35. Everytime a commentator mentions how Soderling's a "weird guy" and "strange character" just because he doesn't say hi to everybody.

    36. Anytime a player is referred to as "the next American hope?".

    37. The term "the graveyard court" is used.

    38. Bud Collins mentions some obscure player or story from the 1930s that you've never heard of.
     
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  44. Leublu tennis

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    They can't because he does not look this good any more.
     
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    39. Everytime Jacco Eltingh explains on Dutch tv how a player coming to net must get to net as close as possible, because every meter he's closer gives his opponent two metres less time to react. (this is really annoying)
     
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    Every time we miss out on a quality men's match because eurosport/espn/bbc felt like airing a wiliams match, like at this year's French, or at any GS for that matter
     
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    41 - Everytime any commentator refers to ___________ (insert name of Qualifier) as "this Gutsy qualifier"...
     
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    42. Anytime the terms "French flair", "young (enter nationality here), or a player is referred to as "crafty". Two shots if the said player is either a) lefty or b) a "crafty veteran".
     
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    43. Everytime a commentator says something totally stupid and is proven wrong in exactly the next point. Like, "You can never win the point if you S&V on second serve" and then immediately the next point is won that way
     
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    44. Everytime Roger shanks a ball
    45 Everytime Mcnroe asks to trow something different at our sport
    46 Everytime Sue Barker mentions the pressure being put on Murray's shoulders
     
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