Discussion in 'Adult League & Tournament Talk' started by Pickle9, Nov 5, 2012.
When somebody asks you if you are a god you say YES.
I stopped by the mall after work to pick up some jelly bellys. Ended up buying 2.5 lbs of banana, toasted marshmallow, popcorn, and piña colada.
I'm at the gym right now and barbel blocked little guy from Dubai. He's pist.
Mrs pickle is blocking 4.0 Filipino Davis cup practice, which means I'm blocked for this week as well.
I'm playing with some brunette blobber 3.5 at Prospect Block on Saturday. She's 41. Looks sorta hot. But I saw hints of scattered cottage cheese blocks in her USTA team fotos. She saw my ad with the pic of me GOATing with the 88 and asked me if I wanted to play sometime. I said sure. I'm down for a blobber.
It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.
I'm a blob.
She will become to you what Mirka is to his GOATness.
Stay strong, Poape.
Women reach their peak between 35-45. So, at 41 she should be at the pinacle of her peak. I am not refering to her tennis peak either.
I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better watch out around me.
I decided against playing tennis or GOATing her. I'm going out with an epic hot 35 year old cobbler from Great Neck instead.
I decided to shine on the LI Cobbler and play tennis instead with the epic 4.5 GOAT Man from Blowboken.
All I can do is hit flat and slice. Tony the stringer won't teach me topspin.
Me heart Most Impoverished Soft Frosh player 1987.
btw, i bet bosley to jolly that the string that is in the blade 98 16x19 demo from tw wasn't rpm blast.
apparently it is.
or at least is that's what's written on it lol.
it can't be.
and if it is, it's turrible.
i think it's knockoff stuff, like those fake k90's the bay. the racquet feels hollow and mushy. and reviewers said it hit just like the prestige smh.
I don't know what this is about but whatever.
I went out with the biggest boobs I've ever seen last night. And she kissed me and inferred that I was the "GOAT".
I told her she looked like Mirka. She doesn't know Rogers wife. When she finds out Mirka is chubby I'm dead.
I should've held out for a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
Down here in FL i drank way too much johnnie walker black and ended up with a hot asian rock climber chica around 1 am.
Going to try and play some semblance of tennis today.
I think we will get along just fine...
Mirka's not chubby... she's just full of GOATmilk
I told you.
sounds like a good time
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