The Dummies' Guide to comebacks, puns, and hardballing

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  1. pfchang

    pfchang Professional

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    I thought we should start a thread on the know-how to basically defending yourself at any sort of insult, hardball, or actually being on the insulting side yourself.

    any members who have nice comebacks/insults, POST!!! But keep the atmosphere light and humorous, don't go and start picking on members please. :)

    here's one that i credit to ?

    Scenario: When some gets angry at you, you say:

    "Looks like someone needs some more fiber in their diet..."
     
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  2. RestockingTues

    RestockingTues Banned

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    Whatever you do, don't say "Your mother" as a comeback.
     
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  3. ThA_Azn_DeViL

    ThA_Azn_DeViL Semi-Pro

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    the best and cliched one: thats what she said.
     
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  4. RestockingTues

    RestockingTues Banned

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    That's what she said is epic win :D Where did come from anyways, was it the Office?
     
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  5. pfchang

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    here's a funny pickup line:

    I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

    one more:

    do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

    so funny that they actually might work on some people...:):):)
     
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  6. ThA_Azn_DeViL

    ThA_Azn_DeViL Semi-Pro

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    "Are you a fart? cause you blow me away"
     
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  7. pfchang

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    LOL!!!!!!!!
     
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  8. counter_puncher

    counter_puncher Banned

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    cracked me up as well.
     
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  9. counter_puncher

    counter_puncher Banned

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    that is epic.
     
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  10. 10s talk

    10s talk Semi-Pro

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    I know you are but what am I


    :oops:
     
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  11. SirBlend12

    SirBlend12 Semi-Pro

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    Is yo daddy a meat burglar?

    Really? Your girlfriend/sister doesn't think so... (can be used on MANY occasions)

    Does your mom know your gay?

    Nice fanny pack, Knight Rider.

    ... At least I don't look like YOU.



    I'll think of more later.
     
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  12. dave333

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    Pickup lines:

    Is your dad/mom a baker? Because you've got the best buns I've ever seen.

    Its a good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out
     
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  13. Jonnyf

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    So's your face ;-)


    So's your maw :shock::|
     
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  14. Lakoste

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    I use this Churchill comeback a lot whenever someone tells me I'm drunk.

    “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
     
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