JustBob
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I expect them to win at least 30 in singles and 40 in doubles. The only reason why they will not be able to achieve a Grand Slam or break Steffi Graf's record of 22 slams is because they will have to face each other so often. In fact, they will establish an unbeatable record by facing each other in 16 consecutive slam finals.
Here's what they had to say in an exclusive interview with Diapers Weekly:
DW: Rumor has is that you will start to train next year under the watchful eye of your mother Mirka. Is that true?
MR: Yes! Train! Train!
CR: (giggling) choooo choooo!
DW: And how many slams do you expect to win?
MR: Slam! Slam!
CR: (starts picking her nose)
DW: You know, trophies, like your daddy?
MR: Trophies! (Holds up 3 fingers)
CR: (continues picking her nose, which, since children of that age lack the fine motor skills to make a "zero" with their index finger and their thumb, we'll assume is just a 3 year old's way of expressing "zero". So 3 and 0 = 30).
DW: So 30 then?
MR: Dirty! Dirty! (starts laughing uncontrollably)
CR: (still busy picking her nose...)
DW: And which trophy would you best like to win? The one your daddy just won?
MR: Diniland!
CR: Noooooooooo! Win blah dahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DW: And would you ever consider hiring Ivan Lendl as your coach?
(blank stare from both children)
DW: (showing them a picture of Lendl) This man, coach?
Both MR and CR burst into tears and Mirka ends the interview.
Here's what they had to say in an exclusive interview with Diapers Weekly:
DW: Rumor has is that you will start to train next year under the watchful eye of your mother Mirka. Is that true?
MR: Yes! Train! Train!
CR: (giggling) choooo choooo!
DW: And how many slams do you expect to win?
MR: Slam! Slam!
CR: (starts picking her nose)
DW: You know, trophies, like your daddy?
MR: Trophies! (Holds up 3 fingers)
CR: (continues picking her nose, which, since children of that age lack the fine motor skills to make a "zero" with their index finger and their thumb, we'll assume is just a 3 year old's way of expressing "zero". So 3 and 0 = 30).
DW: So 30 then?
MR: Dirty! Dirty! (starts laughing uncontrollably)
CR: (still busy picking her nose...)
DW: And which trophy would you best like to win? The one your daddy just won?
MR: Diniland!
CR: Noooooooooo! Win blah dahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DW: And would you ever consider hiring Ivan Lendl as your coach?
(blank stare from both children)
DW: (showing them a picture of Lendl) This man, coach?
Both MR and CR burst into tears and Mirka ends the interview.
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