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  1. Duzza

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    Heaviest -
    Lightest -
    Fastest(IYO) -
    Slowest(IYO) -
    Coolest -
    Nerdiest -
    Strongest -
    Weakest -
    Ladies Man -
    Shy Loser -
     
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  2. helloworld

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    This thread makes no sense. Someone close it please...
     
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  3. The Grand Slam

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    Tallest: Fabrice Santoro.
    Shortest: Chris Guccione.

    ^^ LOL

    Heaviest: No idea.
    Lightest: No idea.
    Fastest: Jose Acasuso.
    Slowest: Rafael Nadal.
    Coolest: Guillermo Coria (LOLOLOOL).
    Nerdiest: Marat Safin.
    Strongest: Lleyton Hewitt.
    Weakest: Bob Bryan.
    Ladies Man: Roger Federer.
    Shy Loser: what the damn?
     
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  4. helloworld

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    Fine, let's play along.
    tallest: Sugiyama
    shortest: Karlovic
    Heaviest: Hantuchova
    Lightest: Labadze
    Fastest: Davenport
    Slowest: Nadal
    Strongest: Donald Young
    Weakest: Nadal's left arm
    Ladies Man: Mauresmo
    Shy loser: what's that ??
     
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  5. The Grand Slam

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    helloworld

     
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  6. helloworld

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    Who the **** cares ? The thread is stupid anyway.
     
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  7. The Grand Slam

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    Yeah. Good point.
     
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  8. Marat Safinator

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    Tallest - Karlovic
    Shortest - O rochus
    Heaviest - Michael Berrer
    Lightest - Vliegen maybe
    Fastest(IYO) - canas
    Slowest(IYO) -
    Coolest - safin
    Nerdiest - seppi
    Strongest - safin
    Weakest - dunno
    Ladies Man -safin
    Shy Loser - dunno
     
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  9. Duzza

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    Thanks Safinator for actually TRYING! you too Grand Slam, think you mixed up wrong though :D. And helloworld, get lost you loser. Just because your life is pathetic doesn't mean you have to take it out on us.
     
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  10. The Grand Slam

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    Duzza: helloworld's right, the thread is pointless and it's going nowhere. My post was a joke. You think I don't know that Chris Guccione is 6 foot 7 inches? o_O
     
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    according to Forbes, Maria Sharapova is the highest paid tennis player (for both men/women) due to endorsements :)
     
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  12. Duzza

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    I just wanted to know what people thought of the players. And i also wanted to know some things. Like I don't think Santoro is the shortest, I think that Rochus is. And of course i know Guccione is tall, I've stood next to him.
     
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  13. Tennis_Nickmo

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    It's not that pointless. Maybe the person needs the information for some reason, and it is a pro discussion board!
     
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  14. Marat Safinator

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    i think its quite a fun thread. not pointless at all, and i think berrer is probably the slowest as well as heaviest, hes 220lbs which must be up there with the heaviest.
     
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  15. Marat Safinator

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    what height are you duzza? where did you measure on him? up to his chin, eyes? bigger???
     
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    Been a long time since I laughed out loud. Thanks 'The Grand Slam' and 'helloworld'.
     
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  17. Dan007

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    Tallest - Ivo Karlovic
    Shortest - Oliver Rochus
    Heaviest -
    Lightest -
    Fastest(IYO) - Rafel Nadal
    Slowest(IYO) - Ivo Karlovic
    Coolest - Marat Safin/Andy Roddick
    Nerdiest - Radek Stepanek
    Strongest - Andy Roddick
    Weakest - Guillermo Coria
    Ladies Man - Marat Safin
    Shy Loser -
     
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    Tallest - Ai Sugiyama
    Shortest - Linsay Davenport
    Heaviest - Daniela Hautuchova
    Lightest - Serena Williams
    Fastest(IYO) - Linsay Davenport
    Slowest(IYO) - Elena Dementieva
    Coolest - Bethanie Mettek
    Nerdiest - Maria Sharapova
    Strongest - Daniela Hautuchova
    Weakest - Serena Williams
    Hotties - Amelie Mauresmo
    Shy Loser - Maria Sharapova
     
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  19. SER

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    ATP/WTA:
    Coolest - Monfils
    Nerdiest - Querrey
    Strongest - S. Williams
    Ladies Man - Mauresmo
     
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  20. Duzza

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    I'm 6'2/3'' so it wasn't too dramatic.
     
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    tallest- rochus
    shortest- karlovic
    fastest- agassi
    slowest-blake
    heaviest- karlovic
    lightest- kendrick
    ladies man- stepanek
    coolest- stepanek
     
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  22. tennisprofl

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    or another list...
    tallest-stepanek
    shortest-stepanek
    slowest-stepanek
     
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  23. Marat Safinator

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    stepanek does actually seem to be a ladies man, read an interview in a newspaper one day and he was babbling on about his antics that go on in the hotels.
     
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  24. Duzza

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    anyone with money is a ladies man :D
     
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  25. jackofromalsager

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    safinator sed that cannas is the fastest thats cus he took speed didnt he and got banned from tennis for some amount of years
    tallest:karlvic
    fastest:gael monfils
     
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  26. Marat Safinator

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    no i said it because I think he is the fastest, or so he was a few years ago by a long shot
     
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  27. Watcher

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    This thread is inherently incorrect. You can't say The Most tallest, or shortest, or whatever. That's improper english. You can't say "the most" and end the next word with "-est." It's one or the other. So it would be "tallest, shortest," etc., and you would use "the most" to describe fun for a random example. "That was the most fun I've had in a long time." Because you can't say "funnest." That's not a word. Learn your damn english, people.
     
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  28. Marat Safinator

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    who really cares?
     
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  29. Watcher

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    I do. You should see me in real life.
     
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  30. Alexandros

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    Its the height of pedantism to quibble about correct English usage on a message board when there is no trouble understanding the meaning of the poster. If you can understand what they mean to say, what's the point in making a mountain out of a molehill?
     
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  31. Watcher

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    It's a quirk of mine you might say. It's surprisingly fun, too.
     
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  32. Marat Safinator

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    I think it's ignorant.
     
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  33. Duzza

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    Dude, I'm not gonna go "The Most.." and then like : Richest, (without most put there) Tallest. Seriously, who cares, if you're like that in real life, well it's not really a life is it?
     
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  34. GhostLigre

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    Jesus Louisus..Why can't you guys just follow the thread instead of wasting your time insulting it. Just write who you think is the most at something, instead of arguing about the thread being pointless. If it's so pointless, get the hell out of here and quit wasting posts. Idiots.

    Anyways..

    Tallest- Marat Safin
    Shortest- Olivier Rochus
    Fastest- Elena Dementieva
    Slowest- Lindsay Davenport
    Heaviest- Serena Williams
    Lightest- Daniela Hantuchova
    Ladies' man- Marat Safin
    Coolest- Roger Federer
     
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  35. Duzza

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    LOL Heaviest - Serena. I think shes lighter than most men :p i hope :|
     
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  36. GhostLigre

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    Haha, well, she looks very heavy to me. She looks even heavier than most of the men. Very intimidating.
     
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