The real reason Andy Roddick is done!

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  1. Inner Game

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    Did anyone see Roddick at Queen's? Check out his legs and arms....not a hair on them anymore....Maybe his supermodel wife has him doing the GQ bit....

    Looked very bad for an adult man to shave his legs and arms.....unless he deciding on becoming a SI swimsuit model for 2012:)

    Andy you once had some potential....get back to being a man...bash the forehand like you once did....and whats with his serve....it's gotta be down 20-25mph....
     
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  2. LetsGoRoddick

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    He is just trying to become more sleek and aerodynamic.
     
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    Trying to learn from Federer's metro style....though forgot Federer's is a bear skin man!
     
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  4. powerangle

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    No, Roddick was done when he hooked up with Dean Goldfine. That coach took all the firepower away from Andy by telling him to play "percentage tennis", in which Roddick took to a whole new level by pushing his forehands nonstop.
     
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  5. powerangle

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    Andy barely has hair on his head anymore so he decided to shave his arms and legs so his head wouldn't feel sad. :)
     
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  6. Zildite

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    I think he is collecting his arm and leg hair until he can fashion a toupee out of it.
    Expect a new look Roddick in 3 months :!:
     
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    On his Twitter feed today he finally admitted he has little hair left!
     
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    it worked for that tennis player named agassi. maybe roddick was hoping for a similar late career resurgence.
     
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    agreed 100%. What's more funny is that dean applied for the USTA director position shortly after he got the ax from roddick. Everyone internally at the USTA office just LOL'd when he sent in his application. sad.
     
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    Keeping tabs on wifey during the Battleship shoot probably drained him mentally for the season, expect him to be on song again in 2012 when the critics savage her and consign her career to oblivion.
     
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    Wow, a $200 million dollar epic with Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna based on the board game!
     
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    IMO wearing his cap on court,day or night,sunny or otherwise for almost a decade probably hasn't helped. Maybe if he'd let the fresh air get to his scalp now and again, he'd have kept a bit more on top for a bit longer. Probably wouldn't sweat so much either.

    But if its just genes then there's not much you can do one way or the other. Is his dad bald?
     
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    I think Sir Aphex nailed it, those shapely thingies that are meant to nurture babies, sure can take a grown man down.:oops:
     
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    Words of wisdom.
     
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    YES SIR!!!
     
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    So...You're saying Roddick is Samson? Hair gone, power gone?
     
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    she looks really good and sexy as in photoshop but in real life that show her close up, she does not look that pretty and sexy either.. looks kind of a *****y girl...
     
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    There's your answer.
     
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    Bet she looks mighty fine at closing time.
     
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    Y'know, for some reason Andy could love every single match for the rest of his life, and I don't think I'll fee bad for him...:twisted:
     
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    Elbows too pointy for you? Nostrils not perfectly circular? Navel not perfectly oval?
     
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    What's love got to do with it?
     
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    Yep. What's love, but a second hand emotion?
     
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  30. Ronaldo

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    Seems like a losing game lately for A-Rod.
     
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    This thread went NORTH from post 18 onwards.
     
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    If I was Andy, I don't really think I'd mind that much. I'd stay home with that as much as I could. At least his fake injuries are for a good cause, unlike Rafa's.
     
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