The reason Mac is always angry.

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  1. blubber

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  2. firstservethenvolley

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    This deserves a haha.
     
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  3. Sentinel

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    haha, what an ambassador they have chosen!
     
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  4. snoopy

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    OMG, go to the bottom of that page.

    Click on the wheel and hear what Mac says for each day.

    Go to day 2. Mac says, "Day 2, who knew #2 could feel this good."

    On day 9 he says, "Welcome to Flushing Meadows."

    This is really sad that Mac has stooped (or is it pooped) to this. Does he really need the money? What about his dignity?
     
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  5. notujoo

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    omg. what the heck?
     
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  6. circusmouse

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    I think the OP misses the point. The point of the ad is that McEnroe is NOT constipated. He's been an advocate of healthy eating for a long time.
     
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  7. Enlightened Coelacanth

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    But he's still an angry jerk. Right?
     
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  8. Leublu tennis

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    Boy, the McEnroe name sure isn't worth much. Sad.
     
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  9. the_flying_wallaby

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    Constapation is a very good reason to be angry, and some fake data i just dug up says that too much constapation over time can lead to periodic outbursts of rage, as well as a VERY short fuse in pressure situations. Mac could probably use this as an excuse for being a turd (pun intended) his whole life.
     
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  10. slice bh compliment

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    I've been constipated once.




    Once.
     
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  11. AlpineCadet

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    So what's new? :lol:
     
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  12. slice bh compliment

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    Speaking of constipation, anyone ever see the SNL sketch with Phil Hartman as The Anal Retentive Chef? That was hilarious. He'd put trash neatly in a paper bag, fold it and place it in a ziploc.
     
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    You can say many things about Mac. But you will never be able to say he is full oh ****.
     
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  14. Brendan

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    I saw that commercial about a week ago
     
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  15. Roger Federer 95

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    I did too...
     
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