The Tennis Book that would never sell.....

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  1. Tambuyu

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    "How To reach Your Potential" by Marat Safin

    "How To Behave Yourself" by John McEnroe

    "No To Drug" by Guillermo Canas / Martina Hinggis

    "The Important of Fitness" by David Nalbandian

    "The Art of Entertainment In Tennis" by Nicolai Davydenko

    "How To Win A Multiple Slam" by James Blake

    "The Fair Game" by Serena / Venus Williams

    " The Gamemanship" by Rafael Nadal

    Please add more............
     
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    "Adjusting your Strategy," by Andy Roddick

    "Just Shut Up and Play," by Maria Sharapova
     
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    'Just One Bounce Before Serving' by Novak Djokovic
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    "How to beat a top10 player" by Nikolay Davydenko & Andy Roddick
    "Improve your second serve" by Guillermo Coria & Elena Dementieva
     
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  6. psamp14

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    "The Art of Slicing Crosscourt" by Andy Roddick

    "Learn to Sunday-Stroll to Net" by Andy Roddick

    sorry i cant keep off andy! he's just hilarious to pick on for this kind of stuff! :)
     
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  7. psamp14

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    "How I Won the French Open, S&V" by John McEnroe, Pete Sampras, and in collaboration with Roger Federer (through 2007)

    no pun intended on any of these titles, at least from me!
     
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  8. psamp14

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    "Maintaining Motivation" by Marcelo Rios
     
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    "Pick Your *** Unnoticed" by Rafa Nadal

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    "Improve Your Backhand Ten-Fold" by Andy Roddick


    Part of the Deluxe Davydenko Series:


    "Assuring the Outcome of a Match" by Nikolay Davydenko

    "Get a Clothing Sponsor Within a Year" by Nikolay Davydenko

    "The Perfect Extra-Long Honeymoon" by Nikolay Davydenko

    "Walk off the Court Against Roger Federer as a "Winner" " by Nikolay Davydenko
     
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    "How I Won the French Open by Switching to a Babolat" by Roger Federer
     
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    "The consummate metrosexual" - David Nalbandian

    "100 great pickup lines" - Roger Federer
     
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    :mrgreen:
     
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    "The Art of Claycourt tennis" by Andy Roddick lol

    "New age serve Volley technique" (with bonus video) by Rafael Nadal
     
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  15. TheNatural

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    That video that comes with Nadals serve volley book is hilarious..lol
     
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    "Living up to the Hype," by Donald Young
     
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    :):) funny!
     
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    "The disadvantages of wearing a bandana in tennis matches" by Andy Roddick
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    "Tennis: A guide to look good while playing " By Betanie Mattek and Serena Williams
     
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    "No strings attached: A comprehensive guide to mishits" by Andy Roddick
     
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    "Prevention is better than cure: How to win without running like a racehorse" by Rafael Nadal
     
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    "The quiet champion" coauthored by Maria Sharapova and Venus Williams
     
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    The Complete Idiot's Guide to Acting - Novak Djokovic with a foreword by Marcel Marceau
     
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    "Its not all about the serve" by Andy Roddick
     
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    ''how to hit 120 mph serves''by elena dementiva
     
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    do not crack racquets by marat safin
     
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    Great video!! but I think the book should be called "HOW TO HIT ON CUTE BALL-GIRLS" by Novak Djokovic.....
     
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    Effective Body Shaving Techniques: Your Guide to a Smooth Body!, by Pete Sampras
     
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    Your Guide to Throwing Matches Without Suspision- Nicolay Davidenko
     
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  50. takl23

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    Love this one!

    Cheers,

    Tim
     
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