Tila Tequila

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  1. Joeyg

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    Just wondering if anyone else thinks that Tila looks like the love child of a Keebler elf and a troll doll?

    Your thoughts?
     
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  2. Court Valkyrie

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    I think that she smarted off to Shawn Merriman and got tough, and he put her in her place. Why would a 90lb ***** smart off and get tough with an NFL Linebacker?
     
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  3. hollywood9826

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    Well shes a freak thats for sure. Looks wierd at times. But that littel tiny body with those large plastic bags on her chest are appealing to some people.

    All the witnesses speaking out are basically saying she was plastered and Marriman was drinking water. He tried to stop her from driving drunk and may have wrestled with her for a bit. But she didnt kill anyone thanks to Shawne.

    Unless he had the roid rage and reached back like a pimp and slapped a ho
     
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  4. Dedans Penthouse

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    Nice call JoeyG. I was thinking she looked like Kiana (from the ESPN morning exercise show "Kiana's Flex Appeal") with maybe a hint of Valerie Bertinelli.

    Anyway, she seems like a nice, well-adjusted girl; definitely "bring home to meet Mom" material.


    Smashing Pumpkins meet Crushing Melons
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  5. NotAtTheNet

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    She was much cuter when she went as Tila Nguyen. I had an old playboy special edition of her back in the day.
     
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  6. maverick66

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    Kiana is much better looking dedans. She was great in the mid to late 90's. Have not seen a recent pic but in her day she was one the hotter fitness women out there.
     
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  7. Dedans Penthouse

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    ^^^^^
    of course Kiana's better-looking than Tila was Mav, no argument; I just needed a somewhat similar "type" to go with the Bertinelli ref. That said, cute as she is, Kiana's got one of the sillier-looking boob jobs (imho).
     
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  8. hollywood9826

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    Didnt Kiana pose in palyboy back in the day. You can probably compare them side to side.

    But yes Kiana was hot when ESPN usedto run those fitness shows.
     
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  9. maverick66

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    ya 90's boob jobs are hilarious. I dont think i have ever seen here without them but her face and the rest of her are amazing. she did pose for playboy a while back but i dont think tennis warehouse would like i us to put up the two girls playboy shoots side by side. They frown upon nudity around here.
     
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  10. hollywood9826

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    ^^^

    Your free to google it yourself :)

    but they dont gotta be naked to tell the difference.

    TILA

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    KIANA

    looks like she went down a bit. this pic was fromaround 2007.

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  11. kimbahpnam

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    kiana is also a mom of 2
     
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  12. goober

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    One writer said that she looked like a well-toned squirrel. She wasn't too far off the mark. :cool:
     
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  13. Joeyg

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    Definitely some rodent blood in there somewhere.
     
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