Tursunov is a TW Poster!

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by MasterTS, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. MasterTS

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    I just found out Tursunov frequents the board and and is a regular poster! Can anyone guess what his username is.. In a few days I'll post his identity! My source is gonna get her butt kicked but I don't care.. I have to share this infomation!.
     
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  2. BiGGieStuFF

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    how many posts does he have?
     
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  3. FitzRoy

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    I'll go ahead and guess.

    It has to be either Kaptain Karl or nadalgirl26.
     
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  4. Andres

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    I was about to say Nadalgirl!! :D
     
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  5. ChipNCharge

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    I bet it's Frodo....or Starwind.
     
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  6. ACE of Hearts

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    My guess is Free Martha, Roger is boring.
     
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  7. BiGGieStuFF

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    Give us some clues :)
    guessing is always fun

    Unless you're trying to guess the guy who slept with your girl and then passed on the herpes.

    J/k :)
















    I was the other guy ;)
     
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  8. ceejay

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    I guess that he'll stop posting with that account, so it won't really matter anyway.
     
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  9. stormholloway

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    Ok, I'm coming out. It's me.

    And I would like to take this time to both come out of the closet and profess my devotion to Scientology.
     
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  10. MasterTS

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    Here's a hint..

    The account has betweeen 500-1000 posts and was created in 2005.
     
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  11. Starwind

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    BWHAHAHAH I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. croatian sensation

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    Kaptain Karl....

    ROFL :)
     
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  13. Swissv2

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    That’s awesome. But....I remain skeptical until he proves it himself!
     
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  14. croatian sensation

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    Ohh..well that's me :mrgreen: (don't get confused by my avatar..am not gay..or am I? ) :-D
     
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  15. BiGGieStuFF

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    YOU!
     
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  16. BiGGieStuFF

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    You hide your masculinity so well in your regular pics :)
     
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  17. jukka1970

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    don't know, don't care. After reading his blog on the ATP site, the word Twit comes to mind. Between the comment of "clay is for girls", and the egotistical comment of, "I must admit I'm a freaking handsome devil, just not very photogenic", twit just seems to sum it up well. As for handsome, well after seeing his pictures on his homepage from Wimbledon, looks like someone blew the blonde dye job quite badly.
     
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  18. Starwind

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    That one Aykhan Mamadov guy or whatever hahhahah
     
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  19. Rabbit

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    That's kind of harsh....

    I think he's funnier than hell.
     
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  20. BiGGieStuFF

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    Most things are. Hell ain't no joke
     
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    How can you think he's a twit? The guy is funnier than **** and his are the only blogs worth reading anyway. I doubt he takes the time to chime in with all the moronic rants on this site though. If it is him, I'm still waiting for a reply from my e-mail question. LOL
     
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    And you don't have a sense of humour. I'm him ass. Don't call me a twit ok? I make money and get girls by playing a game. What do you do?
     
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  23. BiGGieStuFF

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    Too many posts to be him :D

    I have more posts and joined earlier than he did. Does that mean I get to call him noob and tell him to get the hell out and to lick my taint?
     
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  24. emtown

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    dye job? haha you are retarded
     
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  25. vive le beau jeu !

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    that one would match ! ;)
    http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/member.php?u=9702

    but the serial blogger has to have a better secret identity... :cool:

    does he have an avatar ? :p
     
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  26. ATXtennisaddict

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    Passages like this are why I like Tursunov's blog

    10/3/06

    8.45 PM: Leave me alone! No I don’t want any coffee!!!!!!! My seat can’t be any more upright! Why can’t you just leave me alone?!?! Just start the plane and let’s go!
    I know where the exits are! No, I will not use them!!! In fact, I am not leaving my seat until I get some sleep! You can fly underwater as far as I am concerned!
    I know where the oxygen masks are!!! Will I really need them in the event of “an unlikely vertical dive from 30.000 feet into an Indian Ocean”?!?!
     
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  27. whistleway

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    He's really awesome. Dmitry totally rocks !!
     
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    He doesnt actually live in Roseville btw.
     
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  29. BigServer1

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    If he really is on the boards, then I'm sure he was a huge fan of that "Tursanov is a Pothead" thread...
     
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  30. chlsmo

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    That's cool, I hope there are a lot of ATP posters around, secret or not.
     
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  31. Dunlopkid

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    Just tell us MasterTS. Or is this one of your jokes?
     
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  32. breakfast_of_champions

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    lets see? how bout pusher terminator? justineheninhoogenbandfan ?
     
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  33. jmsx521

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    Are there any forensic linguists (if such a job exists) in the TW forums? They might look at Tursunov's blog on one side as a guide and compare it with words, sentences, statements and writing-style of posts in TW forums. Everyone has their distinctive way of writing and talking. One thing for sure, the posts must be funny; he's known as a funny guy.
     
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  34. Dunlopkid

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    :p Good idea, we need to get them on the job before Tursunov 1. sees this thread and 2. before he changes accounts.
     
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  35. FitzRoy

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    Good call, I'm on it. I'll start with names beginning in "!" on the member list, and go through every poster. I'll find him eventually.
     
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  36. emtown

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    yes he does...
     
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  37. tennis_nerd22

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    ok guys truth be told, its me























    or masterTS is just being a tool... might i add, as usual
     
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  38. Starlite

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    Haha, fat chance! Sorry, I just don't believe that. Anyways, whoever you say could just deny it and we'd never know. Plus, if someone did claim to be a pro, nobody would believe it.
     
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  39. thejackal

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    he lives somewhere (not sure where) down the road from me, and i dont live in roseville. even the local paper says so. (ever read the sac bee?)
     
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    has anyone ever seen the episode of Southpark and they make fun of 'gingers'. he reminds me of that episode. hahaha.
     
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  41. strife726

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    its actually "tannenj" but you didn't hear it from me.
     
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  42. aznspongehead

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    Who is it?
     
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  43. The Grand Slam

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    I'll be surprised if he changes accounts (though it's unlikely I'll ever know, anyway). I think he loves the publicity and attention. ;)
     
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  44. grimmbomb21

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    So. Someone says, "User (blank) is Tursunov!!"

    User (blank): "No I'm not..."

    Someone: "Yes you are."

    User (blank): "No. I am not!

    We will never know for sure.

    That being said.....................................................I'm James Blake.:neutral:
     
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  45. The Grand Slam

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    Blake doesn't live in California.

    I'm Chris Guccione...

















    ...'s younger brother.
     
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  46. Duzza

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    Raftermania :p
     
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  47. Duzza

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    Are you serious? I've seen your name in tournaments sometimes...nahh. You can't be. He's only 9:p
     
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  48. chess9

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    This is no suprise as this board is read world-wide by players and commentators and fans. I've seen a topic here and then heard a commentator mention the identical issue in a match and it's happened several times. If you want to prepare for commentary, this is a good place to read for a few hours, IMHO.

    I'm surprised the players aren't more willing to lay it on the line here. Must be in their contracts or they lack confidence in their writing skills? :) That would be McEnroe, right? :) Bwuahahahahaha!

    -Robert
     
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    Duzza! (Or should we call you Dima?) Stop pretending and be a man about this. Why did you lose to Davydenko so badly???
     
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  50. Duzza

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    Hahah, no 500-1000 posts he said :p
     
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