TW sponsorship for sureshs: vote & post your support!

Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by sureshs, Apr 13, 2013.

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Should sureshs be sponsored?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    66 vote(s)
    62.3%
  1. Timbo's hopeless slice

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    brilliant

    totally voted yes
     
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  2. Sentinel

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    suresh is a solid 5.0, at least, and can easily double bagel Jolly.

    I've seen him play against another legend, Tushylovesrafa.
    I tell ya, the balls were crying for mercy that day.
     
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  3. qwertre

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    Hahahaha, I'll take that price. Sureshs, prepare to be instructed!
     
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  4. Sentinel

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    What suresh really needs is that Gill Reyes training. Those tyres need to go.
     
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  5. arche3

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    Do you all think suresh can take a set off Nadal?
     
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  6. sureshs

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    Looks like the arche is back
     
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  7. Power Player

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    Suresh is not insane. Just bored and needs attention.
     
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  8. arche3

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    I guess its harmless. I find a lot of men around middle age start acting strange. Spouting like they are experts at something. Personally as I get older I'm realizing how much I don't know. Quite the opposite. Its not like age makes you sage or something if you were dumb to begin with. Your old and stupid as opposed to just stupid.
     
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  9. Power Player

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    Suresh would probably be the guy to hand out tips after you bagel and breadstick him..lol.

    I love those guys.
     
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  10. arche3

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    I played a guy last week and he quit at 0-5, love 30. First set. I guess he didn't want to get bagelled. Afterwards he tells me because I hit so much spin it takes him about 5 games to get used to it. Thats why I was winning. If we had kept playing he would of won. And went on to tell me how he hits a fh.
     
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  11. Power Player

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    Yes..I love it. Only in tennis.

    I played a guy who used to beat me when I started back into the game. good player, but a directional guy..no spin and he is slow so I pinned him back deep and drop shotted him.

    Now I can pretty much beat him without much effort. Of course each time after, he tells me he was having a bad day. I understand a few, but every time? C'mon man.
     
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  12. arche3

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    Is suresh like ttwarrior in girth?
     
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    Sureshs vs. ttwarrior1. That'd be a match I would love to see.
     
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  14. arche3

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    Would be a good match. Winner buys the diet coke and loser buys the twinkies.
     
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  15. PureAlph4

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    I'm impressed that this thread has progressed this far without turning its focus instead to LeeD. It's a testament to your strength of identity here, Suresh.

    I personally would contribute to the sponsorship / production costs were a full reality series to be filmed around LeeD, backed by a complete coaching / conditioning / medical team, taking a shot at competing at top ITF seniors events. His knee would probably have to be fixed first, but then he could start real training.
     
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  16. arche3

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    Tennis is full of people whom have no idea what being an athlete means. They have never played a team sport. Took up tennis as an adult. And don't understand you can't just analyse tennis to become a higher level player. Hence we get all these hackers talking like coaching pros. They think its easy.
     
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  17. qwertre

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    Can I have your e-mail, tennispodpro?
     
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    you give a ton of experiences and knowledge to the boards. i have the utmost respect for you and voted yes. they should at the very least send you a cap and some stickers
     
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  19. arche3

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    I agree. Send sureshs a ttw hat. Monogrammed.
     
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  20. LeeD

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    Yes, those Luvforfty/Dozu shoes are hard to fill.
     
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  21. arche3

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    Yeah true. At the very least he deserves a t shirt.
     
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  22. Gut4Tennis

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    do we get to see a video of sureshs so we can decide if he needs a sponsorship for the 4.0 or 4.5 sectionals?

    lol
     
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  23. onehandbh

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    Let's see a video of you playing, suresh. Maybe a clip
    of you hitting with cheetah?

    Curious to see the result of your diligent, countless hours of internet
    research and analysis.
     
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  24. Sentinel

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    I am sure he can. He has studied the in's and out's of Nadal since 2004 or so. He can attack every crack in Nadal's game.

    suresh's famous slice-topspin-reverse-kick serve is virtually unpickable (see 'secret of the serve' thread by suresh).
    He just needs to hold his own when serving for the match.
     
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  25. arche3

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    Sureshs might not be able to close out the match though. With luv40 and dozu cheering so loudly it might be too much a distraction. He misses an easy 1hbh because he forgets which bevel has magic. Nadal pulls through. Not too shabby from just ttw postings and research.
     
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  26. sureshs

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    LOL only Nadal attacks his crack LOL with his fingers
     
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    Suresh do you have a camera? Are we hitting this Sunday?
     
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    Try googling "suresh s tennis" (no quotes)....
     
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  29. sureshs

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    The FB guy is not me, though
     
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  30. arche3

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    Yes please video 3.5-4.0 guru sureshs tennis skillz for ttw. Maybe yandel can do a series on sureshs? Like kiteboard. Do you have a signature shot sureshs?
     
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  31. Sentinel

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    Naah, I am sure suresh will be able to pull it out ... when push comes to shove.
     
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    Reported for obvious sexual overtones.
     
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  33. Tennisanity

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    Don't you need to know how to play tennis for futures?
     
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  34. Sentinel

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    Not if you are sureshs.


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  35. stringertom

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    Don't stop at Mars...he wants to go to Uranus!:p:D

    #SentiSureshsTTYin&Yang
     
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  36. movdqa

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    I'd vote for LeeD or his partner in crime that cannot be named, for TW sponsorship.

    Especially when they've already been sponsored before (with T-Shirts I think).
     
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  37. r2473

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    This would be like advertising on one of those huge freeway billboards.

    I think TW should do it.
     
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  38. boramiNYC

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    lol, sponsoring is one thing but how would they make sense what the sponsorship is for? Certainly not Futures. Still, whatever they come up with the reason, I vote yes.
     
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  39. Sentinel

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    The people on Uranus are paying us to keep Poobs here. They don't want him to return to his home planet.
     
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  41. stringertom

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    Using "huge" and "free" in reference to Poobs always makes me think of the scam he played along with his pal at the Indian restaurant for a huge, free meal.:p:D

    #SureshsAlwaysTheFreeloader:eek:
     
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  43. MisterP

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    No amount of tennis knowledge can make up for the raw athleticism of sureshs.
     
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  44. Tennisanity

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    Raw is definitely a word that befits him.
     
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  45. Sentinel

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    Nonsense and utter blasphemy to say such a thing of suresh's refined and highly polished game.

    Some even say well rounded but I am afraid that may come across as a pun.
     
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  46. Rino

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    Um who is Suresh
     
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  49. Sentinel

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    I can understand your dilemma.
    He struggles to move, so he struggles to hit a ball.

    Yet, if you factor in his weight, then he is the smoothest person on the planet, smoother than Federer.

    I will defer to @stringertom who is the world's leading expert on sureshsology which is a branch of analogy.
     
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  50. stringertom

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    But you are Sentilite, a moon of Uranus, that he is absorbed about visiting.:p:D
     

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