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Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by forzainter, Oct 17, 2007.

  1. stringertom

    stringertom Talk Tennis Guru

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    The guy in the hammock seems remarkably relaxed to be so dangerously close to the potential disasters that follow @SoBad around like puppies seeking a milking teat from their litterbiotch.:eek:
     
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    I am an ordinary man exhausted by mineral water.
     
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    Add some selenium so you can keep us amused with your fish tales!:cool:
     
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    I am worried about my health. I am concerned that I might be suffering from a salmon caviar deficiency syndrome.
     
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    Putin demoted you from his inner circle??? Whisper in Sobkin's ear, who will then whisper in Safin's ear and good things will happen for you.:cool:
     
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    Astute analysis does not require intimate connection to the greatest statesmen, coaches, or players. Fine food and personal comfort, on the other hand, are some of the essential elements that need to come together to support intellectual excellence.
     
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    Putin on the Ritz lifestyle is a luxury struggling tennis journos can find some comfort in to ease the dull aching pain of their normal poverty.
     
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    Lucie was banned from her hockey league for excessive czeching. She really enjoyed knocking down her opponents.
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    On a cold, windy, late winter Amsterdam evening, a crow once crapped on my head. I was taking a stroll while waiting for a train to Paris, and a giant, wet crow's turd on my head was not what I needed. I probably pissed it off earlier in a drunken stupor, and it remembered me. Marloes Horst would have never done that.
     
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    She wasn't chess buddies with Anatoly and Gary but instead elected to hang with her czechmates?;)
     
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    In some culture, being crapped by a crow, a pigeon or any other birds of flight is a sign of good luck and/or bad luck. So I guess, it really depends where it happened [Paris]. Anyhow, were you lucky or just the same after the turd drop? Oh, btw, in order to be lucky, one has got to wear the ''turd on head'' for a day!:D
     
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    If being crapped on is someone's idea of luck, I'll pass :D


    (Unless it happens in the Vortex, where it's just a regular day, nothing unusual. )
     
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    Yes, it has been unusually crappy around here lately, thanks much to ado about The Big Nothing and his new master, The Big Ego.:eek:
     
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    Being gassed and crapped upon is no way to go thru life :(
    Unless you are toughening yourself for the IronMan Poobathlon :D
     
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    Poobah crapathon is the order of the hour, day, week, month and year here at the Vortex.:D

    Unlike proclaiming nonsense such as knowing the month and year [delimiting exact hour and day] of end times.;)
     

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