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Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by forzainter, Oct 17, 2007.

  1. my_forehand

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    haha.HA!
    That's suspicious Andres...very suspicious.

    But so am I! We'll be the "invisible brothers!"

    I jammed my left pinky. :(. Hopefully, I can hit a 1-hander without using my left pinky.
     
  2. Andres

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    Yours was the 1000th reply to this thread :)
     
  3. Sentinel

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    Even a fool knows you can't play your best tennis with monocles. Only a fool would have them on, but that's another matter.
    Am I making sense ? Not.
     
  4. slice bh compliment

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    Or a villain from an old movie.
     
  5. ilovecarlos

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    I'm drinking water right now
     
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    I'm watching Scrubs right now till Skins comes on :wink:
     
  7. Sentinel

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    You can take a horse to the water but you cant make it drink.
    *** ducking ***
     
  8. tbini87

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    cows have 4 stomachs???
     
  9. Sentinel

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    Wondering what a cow would say to a doctor when it has a stomach-ache ?
     
  10. slice bh compliment

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    She says,
    "Moo. Maawwwww. Moooo. Mooh."
     
  11. my_forehand

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    Moo!


    tennn
     
  12. Andres

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    I don't appear offline anymore.
     
  13. diegaa

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    i do.
    10ch.
     
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    Walrus' possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.
     
  15. my_forehand

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    Bah-Dum-Chhh!
     
  16. Sentinel

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    24 in. Ok, what's the head-size and swing-weight like.
    I am running out of PS 6.0's anyway.
     
  17. ilovecarlos

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    But size doesn't matter:oops:
     
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    international boneology baccalaureate

    Boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down....
    I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus, koo-koo-ka-chew, kumquat



    Birds of a feather, flock together

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  19. ilovecarlos

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    But you told me Paul WAS the walrus:oops:
     
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    Nah. Besides, I don't believe in 'Yesterday'
     
  21. ilovecarlos

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    PS....I Love You....you you you
     
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    Which originally appeared on the Vee-Jay label (not Capitol)
     
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    Martina Navratilova defected again.
     
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    A raisin dropped in a glass of champagne will fall to the bottom of the glass then rise to the top repeatedly.
     
  26. ilovecarlos

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    I personally find this statement incredibly insightful...and not useless:)
     
  27. Sentinel

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    True, anyone up to his neck in liquor will keep rising and falling repeatedly. Trite observation, haha!
     
  28. slice bh compliment

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    Yes Sentinel, but it is also an allegory ... an oblique reference to the human soul. And also the economy. And also one's outlook on compromise, running a corporation (or a small business), teaching others and learning from them.

    At first, I was like, "incredibly insightful, really?!? It's a cool fact-oid, but how is that INCREDIBLY INSIGHTFUL??" Then, later, I got it. Thanks, ilc.

    Way too insightful for this thread.

    Now how about something truly useless?

    My dog's breath smells like dog food.
     
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  29. RoddickAce

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    Sam in "i am legend" is cool.
     
  30. Sentinel

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    A gorilla can fart ten times louder than a human being

    30 Strange animal habits


    yes, slice. The raisin keeps trying and trying, and never gives up. A great example for us all.
     
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  31. wyutani

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    Uranus is BIGGER than earth itself.
     
  32. Sentinel

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    How rude. So is ... *takes deep breath* Neptune, Saturn and Jupiter.
     
  33. my_forehand

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    It was so sad in "I Am Legend," when the died died.:(
     
  34. Andres

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    I know YOURS is :mrgreen:

    Purumpum PSHHHHH! :D
     
  35. my_forehand

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    Dude, it's Bah-Dum-PSHHH! :lol: :mrgreen:

    ..or is that what you were trying to say? :oops:
     
  36. the_flying_wallaby

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    use your imagination, and be sure to throw pants a
    That is amazing.........wow:-?
     
  37. wyutani

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    nah, hes doing the portuguese version. he's acting in one movie too in portuguese, called, "I AM PORTUGUESE"
     
  38. Andres

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    You see, my_forehand? This is a failed attempt of a 'comeback'.
    Maybe he was trying to be funny?

    Uhmmm.
     
  39. ilovecarlos

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    I need to lose 10 lbs. I'm leaving to visit my brother tomorrow and will be spending the next 5 days in the sun and surf....eating oysters, shrimp and drinking lot's of alcohol...guess I won't be losing those 10 lbs any time soon:oops:
     
  40. Andres

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    Bah Dum Pshh = Snare - Tum1 - Crash
    Purumpum Pshh = Tum1 - Tum2 - Tum3 - Crash

    :D
     
  41. Sentinel

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    ^^^ And all this while I thought the slim figure in the bar with hands on hip, tapping foot was YOU !
     
  42. ilovecarlos

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    :oops:It was me that you saw, when I turned full on...you otherwise wouldn't have seen me sideways since I'm just a little slip of a thing...that needs to lose 10lbs:oops:
     
  43. Sentinel

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    No No....ilc, this Earth would be the poorer off with ten pounds less of you. We like you as you are. I am sure Mr ILC and lil Pugsley would agree :)

    edit: praps I should go around the Bistro getting people to sign a petition against losing 10 lbs of you ;-)
     
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  44. yodudedudeyo

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    while pooping, if you hear plopping ("plop plop plop"), that mean's you're constipated and you need more fiber in your diet. a nice healthy poop should leave your butt and enter into the water with a nice swoosh, like a cliff diver diving into the ocean.
     
  45. Sentinel

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    What if i hear whistling and squeaking sounds, punctuated with volcanic explosions ?
    Too much Thai food ?
     
  46. my_forehand

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    haha.HA!
    He was trying to be funny. He did make me laugh. Not with him though.

    :mrgreen:

    You didn't just say too much Thai food, Sentinel. Oh no you didn't. :evil:
     
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    私はより多くの私の中心が立つことができるかどの位知らない。それはようである私が再度始めることができる前に自由に置かれなければならないことを。

    anyone who understands this can empathize. For the record, I love and hate women :(
     
  48. Sentinel

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    ^^^ Looks like greek to me!
     
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    so much trouble, so much stress... jiyuu ni sureba...;)
     
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    It's Japanese

    じゆう に すれば? ちょうっと わからないけど。ごめん。
     

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