Weapon of Choice?

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  1. RogerRacket111

    RogerRacket111 Semi-Pro

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    I mean literally. Sometimes I sleep with my racket by my side as a weapon if an intruder every happens to threaten my family. I know this sounds crazy but when you have a baby and and hear strange sounds my racquet give me comfort.

    Which brings me to my point. Would you trust your racket if you were in a situation where you have to deal with a hostile person without a gun of course. I would guess even a tweener racquet could do major damage.

    My PS 6.1 BLX 90 could do major harm if I ever had to defend myself. All this is just in theory I'm not a nut or anything and would never harm anyone. Let me hear some fun responses.
     
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  2. klementine

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    That job is usually reserved for the kwan dao underneath the bed... but I guess I could get creative with the K88 I have that's 13.1oz. stock.
     
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  4. syke

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    My weapon of choice is a Bettinardi precision milled soft carbon steel golf putter. It has a D5 swingweight, great for puncturing human skulls.

    I have it in the boot of my car at all times, and I never have to worry about being questioned by the cops.
     
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  5. Magic of tennis

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    You guys are so funny.
    All you need is prayer and German shephard dog
     
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  6. sansaephanh

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    I have George Michael sleeping in my trunk at all times. I never get qeustioned by the cops. He just pops out when i hit the hazard lights cause i rewired it to tazer him awake and sing "Faith." No one wil lever give George a ticket for having faith.:)
     
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