Weird ways to past a drug test.

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  1. SMASHER

    SMASHER Rookie

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    Throughout my years I have heard many crazy remedies that helps you pass a drug test, but I believe this one takes the cake. " Drink some bleach & water" I guess the bleach will kill you and you will not have to take the test. If you have heard of any weird or effective ways please post. Just for kicks!
     
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  2. Porsche CGT

    Porsche CGT New User

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    Actually the bleach won't kill you. Here in the hurricane state (I see you live in it too) when we have a hurricane and can't drink the water, they say you can add bleach and let it sit and that makes it safe to drink. Not sure what it does for drug tests, though...
     
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  3. dmastous

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    You must get the Whizzinator. That's right Whizzinator. It's a bladder filled with documented non-doped urine attached to a rubber.... member that is guarrenteed to pass a **** test.
    There was an (American) football player, I think it was a Minnisota Viking player, who was caught with one at an airport.
     
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  4. Exile

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    I think the key words here are:
    "Ways to pass a drug test"
    Someone touching things they aren't supposed to??

    ;)
     
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  5. joe1987

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    Just stay away from drugs. they kill you.
     
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  6. SMASHER

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    Not the case at all. I believe anyone can find a way to pass a drug test if they really needed. It's such a demand that GNC has a section just for that from shampoos, pills and potions. So, I'm not submitting this to find ways out to beat the system. The good thing about this board is that people from all over can chime in on subjects. Just wanted to hear other experiences. Peace!
     
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  7. norcal

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    or better yet you can do like joe said and not do drugs and perhaps live past the age of 30
     
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  9. norcal

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    so if you do drugs you don't live past thirty? I'll send that memo to my long dead corpse.
     
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  10. cantstopme

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    niacin pills will turn you beet red for about an hour but will have you peeing every 5 minutes and bad vibes and substances will leave your system. This is an over the counter pill and all GTC's and pharmacys will have it.
     
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  11. Young Pete

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    drink a lot of milk prior to the exam.
     
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