What happens after we die?

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  1. quest01

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    What really happens after we die? There are many people that have had near death experiences that have had feelings of peace and joy, time speeded up, heightened senses, lost awareness of body, seeing a bright light, entering another world, encountering a mystical being and coming to "a point of no return".

    What do you people think?
     
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  2. shrakkie

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    woah deep question here.my answer is all the good players go to heaven and all the bad ones go to...well u know :)
     
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  3. tennis-n-sc

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    WEll, the bad ones to the big group clinic for additional work on backhands and overheads.:)
     
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  4. Court_Jester

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    We become worm food! :mrgreen:
     
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  5. rommil

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    ...and volleys for Roddick.
     
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  6. oscar_2424

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    i'll answer when my turn comes
     
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  7. alienhamster

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    We live out a soulless life responding to threads like this in the Odds & Ends section of Tennis Warehouse.
     
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  8. chroix

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    I like to think that when we die, bugs eat our rotting corpses.
     
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  9. 007

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    since you'll be DEAD, nothing happens because you are NOT ALIVE to exprience anything.
     
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  10. BreakPoint

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    I'm so glad we don't have to deal with any "heavy topics" here on our lighthearted tennis forum. :rolleyes:
     
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  11. DragonNeedSpank

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    wen we die we do become bug food :) !! and eternal sleep? wut if life is a dream? FULL OF DREAMS? after u die u sleep and dream about another LIFE?!

    hehe happi death to u all!!
     
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  12. nickybol

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    Your cells die, you die. The world turns on, without you.

    By the way, the near death experiences can be explained. If you trigger a certain part of the brain, you get exactly the same result. This also happens when you take a certain kind of drug.
     
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  13. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    Either heaven or hell.
     
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  14. Kaptain Karl

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    My heavenly body will be at least 2.5 inches taller ... have hair on its head ... be four steps quicker than it was in my college days ... and if I meet Dave ______, my HS nemisis, I'll be able to take him in straight sets.

    Oh yeah. I'll no longer be allergic to corn and black beans. And I won't have to eat lima beans or collard greens ever again!

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  15. zhan

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    u rot in hell...
    duh...
     
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  16. Bagumbawalla

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    We may die, but life goes on.

    Now isnt' that the pits.

    B
     
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  17. Breaker

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    Sweet Berries are waiting for two ghosts are no different than you
    Ghosts are now waiting for you are you?
    Sweet berries are waiting for two ghosts are no different than you
    Ghosts are now waiting for you are you?
    Dreaming! The night!
    Dreaming, all right?
    Do we?
    Do we go?
    When we fly?
    Do we?
    Do we go?
    When we die?

    ~SOAD: Question
     
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  18. 35ft6

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    Life goes on for the living. So make the most of THIS life.
     
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  20. Grigollif1

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    So out of the whole Universe that interact with you every moment. You think that you are limited only, to your body? I know, it hard for us to see that ultimately, we are one with the Universe. Our minds fragments us, into thinking that we are completely separate from everything else....
     
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  21. FuriousYellow

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    I've had visions of hell.

    It looked a lot like going to [​IMG] on the weekends.
     
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  22. Breaker

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    *drum plays* ba dum cha
     
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  23. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    target,huh?


    You think thats hell???

    Wait until you see Kmart.
     
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  25. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    I love your avatar jonny. :)

    It makes me happy.
     
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  26. Mick

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    Q- what happens after we die ?

    A- there will be some sort of religious ceremony and then shortly afterward, they will bury or cremate us [​IMG]
     
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  27. Tennis_Monk

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    Right after one dies, Soul moves onto another body. Once again Start learning Playing tennis.....with a fresh body.
     
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  28. DragonNeedSpank

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    this time ill enter a girls BODY!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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  29. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    Me too! So I can touch myself.
     
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  30. DragonNeedSpank

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    i was thinking abotu the same thought.... imagine.... maybe thats y girls r lesbians?
     
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  31. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    yeah! Thats true!
     
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  32. hgb765

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    wow you guys are cooooooool
     
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  33. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    I try, baby.
     
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  34. Phil

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    I believe he meant "You guys" as in, everyone on this thread BUT you.
     
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  35. Rickson

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    You either go to Heaven or Hell. Most wind up in Hell so be careful out there.
     
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  36. rommil

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    If you have been bad in your life, you will be punished in the after life with an obligation to read and respond posts by Aykhan Mammadov.
     
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  37. Mick

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    me, I want to meet the 72 virgins that the press talks so much about [​IMG]
     
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  38. TrueAce

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    Whats it like when your sleeping and your not aware of it? That's how it is when you die. All your family and friends will know your dead but you've just gone to sleep for the last time and won't reawaken to know that your dead...
     
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  39. BaseLineBash

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    Good question. I think you'll find this very interesting, enjoy.
    http://www.leaderu.com/truth/1truth28.html
     
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  40. equinox

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    You become a spirit. I know because i saw a ghost/spirit apparition when i was a young child.
     
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  41. nickybol

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    You did smoke too much stuff? You are epileptic? You did drink a bit too much?
     
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  42. bluegrasser

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    Wow Nickyboy, you seem to know all the answers, maybe I'll make you my Guru - BTW, how old are you ?
     
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  43. Supernatural_Serve

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    the good ones go to a tennis court that is the greenest grass court as far as the eyes can see,

    1: where every point played ends in a huge winner for you,
    2: the net lowers itself magically when necessary,
    3: balls going one inch out suddenly spin more and go in
    4: where bad service tosses simply find themselves in perfect position
    5: and hot chicks are everywhere waiting to pleasure you for your fine performance

    and your opponent, on the other side of the net,

    he's in hell, he doesn't see green grass at all, he has to field all your balls on a severe sloping molten iron court with winds rain and burning fires in his eyes, weilding a lead racket with broken steel strings, and he can't leave until he wins a point, but you are in heaven and so by rule 1: above, he never scores a point.
     
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  44. equinox

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    No.
    No.
    No.
     
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    I don't know Mick. Maybe there IS a reason why they are still virgins.
     
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  46. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    Like said heaven or hell.
     
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  47. Discovery660

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    Nothing much happens after we die, in my opinion. Energy can change forms, but that is about it. So I think the energy in our body just changes forms. If you consider that an afterlife, so be it. :)
     
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  48. HellBunni

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    it's hell. Remember one comedian saying "there are at least 2 religion that saids, 'you are going to hell if you do not believe in it', thus we are all going to hell"
     
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  49. Phillip=Tennis guy

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    I think it's heaven.

    Screw that comedian.

    And look who's talkin Hellbunni. lol
     
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  50. Tikiman53

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    Man, this stuff is getting me scared. I mean, I haven't killed anyone or tried to, so I'm not an evil, extremely bad person. But I've still done lots of pretty bad things. I've thrown a light bulb out the window once, and some other pretty bad stuff. Oh well. :).
     
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