What if Mirka has the child during Wimbledon?

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  1. boojay

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    Say Roge finds out Mirka's giving birth right in the middle of one of his matches and decides to forfeit in order to be with his wife and first child. Obviously, no one would blame him. In fact, I think the world would gain an even greater amount of respect for him--to put family first above all else.

    Personally, I hope he plays through it, or at least, he and Mirka have discussed the matter and whoever the informant is, will let Fed know AFTER he's done his match, but imagine the headlines if he pulls out for the aforementioned reasons.
     
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  2. downthewall

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    how old are you? 6?
     
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  3. EPaps

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    What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?
     
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    Nothing, they'll just name the kid Rafael.
     
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    WHILE eating strawberries and cream WHILE breathing WHILE someone is next to her?
     
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  6. FlamEnemY

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    If he wins this match I'd crown him the 'mentally toughest player ever' without a shadow of doubt.
     
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  7. angharad

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    Then the kid would be getting a jumpstart on his career?
     
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  8. MajinX

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    finishes the match with no more points lost so he can rush to the hospital obviously.
     
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    I thought she still had two months to go anyway.
     
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  10. ShooterMcMarco

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    If Mirka's water broke at centre court, that means the grounds crew will have to roll out the tarp.
     
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    i just texted mirka. she says she categorically refuses to have the baby during the fortnight.

    there . . . feel better?
     
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  12. Turning Pro

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    It means they'll have to get a crane and airlift the endangered mammal out of the premises.
     
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  13. boojay

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    best answer
     
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  14. FedFan_2009

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    Thread fail!!!!
     
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  15. TBobLP

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    i say if its during the final and he wins, they give him the trophy with the baby inside
     
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    What a kid he/she will be.... A mixture of money grub and arrogance. Gotta love it.

    I bet he/she will be the next Donald Trump or Anna Nicole Smith
     
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  17. TBobLP

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    looks like GameSampras is back...and still sour about Fed

    wonderful
     
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  18. tennismsands

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    LMAO!! If it was Rafa then he would probaly bite the baby instead of the trophy....
     
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  19. FedFan_2009

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    Still bitter about Sampy 0 Roland Garros titles?
     
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  20. Roger would make Radek Stepanek go with Mirka to the hospital.
     
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  21. timnz

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    Thread legitimate

    I think this is a legitimate thread. Because even if she doesn't have the baby during Wimbledon, then if she is due in around 2 months - then she could be having it during the US Open.

    Either way it must be on Roger and Mirka's minds....ie the possibility of the baby coming during one his his tournaments.
     
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    Best post so far!
     
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  23. FedFan_2009

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    No, he'll have Steps stay behind and do "the worm" to keep the crowd entertained until he gets back to resume the match - the AELTC will suspend the match for King Fed.
     
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    Baby's coming in early August - inside sources.
     
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  25. +1


    Good one!
     
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  26. roysid

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    Rumor is that baby is due on August.
    Canada Masters: 10-16 August
    Cincinnati: 17-23 August
    Us Open: Starts on 31st August.

    Fed would probably miss Canada/Cincinnati.
     
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  27. tennis_hand

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    look. Fed planned his child's birthday to be in the same month as his, August.
    maybe also Aug 8th.
     
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    What an arrogant *******!
     
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  29. madmanfool

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    Hey, carefull there. My dad did the same. Just missed by two days :)
     
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    rofl @ responses
     
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    Then they could name it Wimby.
     
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    he can have the kid in america so it will help his chances of getting a green card and leeching off of our welfare system
     
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    +1

    10 char minimum
     
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  34. Tempest344

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    he'll ask Rafa to be mid wife[​IMG]
     
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  35. tahiti

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    Roger will ask Rafa to take care of Mirka and win Wimbledon.
     
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  36. mandy01

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    Well,Roger will be with her but if its her wish that he plays he might to do so as well.She's already told him that whenever she's due , if he has tennis committments,he can join her later but Roger's saying he wants to be with her.
     
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  37. NamRanger

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    Yes because he obviously needs to do that.
     
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