Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by sp00q, Oct 31, 2009.
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i know what wouldn't be:
My cardio strength was not that good. I see Federer and that guy does not even breathe hard after a long rally. I was thinking, "God how am i supposed to beat him"?
Uncle Tony told me to take as much time as possible to get myself back. He told me that no one in ATP will dare call on it. No referee will have the balls to call on it.
Nadal picks his butt because he gets wedgies
That he used to pick his butt and rub his nose all in one motion. But ever since he went on tour he had to stop it and appear professional, so in order to alleviate the habit he still picks his butt but before bringing it to his nose he had to divert the motion and fix his hair instead.
LOL I'm just kidding.
Could Nadal be fluid? Maybe interested in both boys and girls? I have a suspicion and if so, it will make me love him all the more!
That he did cheat with Caroline Wozniacki.
Ah ha, he still does that watch carefully!! :mrgreen:
That he was with Shakira all along.
I would like that!
Xisca would not! How do you think she would feel!?
she'll be alright. She cheats on him when he's away. A woman has needs too, aside from the man's money.
How can you be soo sure? Have been secretly stalking her on weekends? LOL
No worries, i won't blow your cover.
That he has a weave and a bicep implant:shock:
I am Gay.........
That he's federer's half brother
That he hated Fed from the time he first came on tour.
once, ONCE, rafa nadal stayed up....
You're going to be disappointed.
That he banged Ivanovic,Shakira and Beyonce.
I think he would be getting high 5's for confessing that.
I agree,it would also help with sales.Hopefully he describes it thoroughly and doesn't leave anything out.
That Nadal and Feliciano Lopez are the same person, depending on whether he uses top spin or slice on the backhand.
That he was with me all along
Spaniards stay up much later than than, at least 1am.
That would definitely be a surprise!
Yep, next scoop in MY autobiography:"my secret weapon to drive Rafa Nadal wild with desire and why Xisca could not compete". The pre-sales are going strong already
Why would I be disappointed? I don't care if he likes him or not. My response was in the spirit of the thread. I actually thought it was a fun thread, meant not to be taken so seriously.
HE IS ACTUALLY LEFT HANDED and has been fooling tennis fans for years. Uncle Toni dreamed up this publicity stunt years ago.
Rafa's most surprising confession would be that one time he stood up to uncle Toni got himself a salad instead of fries with his burger. :lol:
Good for you.
After reading all these responses, I doubt I'd ever pick up an autobio from Rafa Nadal (hah)!
oh god aha. xD
i think it'll be
sampras trained nadal to never let federer win the french. too bad.
haemorrhoids caused by his tight fitting nike pants kept him out of the French & WImbldeon finals.
tendinitis was merely a more respectable cover up excuse Nike cooked up to protect sales.
There you have it... embarrassing confession & a conspiracy theory to top it off!
Bestseller for sure.
Nadal has not lost his virginity yet. Stop spreading rediculous rumors around. Unbeleivable to me really how some people think he has lost his virginity to various women.
You do realize that this thread is pretty much just for laughs (mostly) right?...
Which means we are joking
don't believe the virginity thing, personally, though.
I personally do. Why would Nadal not be one. He has had a steady relationship with his girlfriend for a long time now.
seriously, the greatest two posts in the thread.
I can't believe Conquistador just said that, i am ROTFLMAO right now. i almost fell out of my chair at this
peli_kan, you sir, are a riot xD
(small edit, this post equals the year i was born, 1989. yeah, i'm too observant)
Nadal's confession will be that his left arm is bigger than his right because when he was a child, he had a windshield wiper surgically installed in his arm.
I actually think it's very plausible that Nadal is still a virgin...provided he hasn't already screwed his longtime GF.
When he's on the ATP tour the only women he'll meet would be the WTA girls & female fans.
Uncle Toni seems like the kind of guy who'll cocrk block Rafa from having sexy time with the few female fans he would have had as a young unknown player.
And as for those WTA girls, their handlers would probably corck block nadal.
Safin had a different girl in his players box every game, but that's only because its Safin...he probably hits the town, chill out at the hotel bar.. We all know Rafa sits in his suite playing computer games.
The fail is strong in this one.
He never had a 13 year old school girl type crush on Roger Federer.
He always hated Moya & Lopez.
He loves the Sod.
Rafa is actually perfectly fluent and eloquent in English. He reads Henry James and Keats for recreation. His apparently bumbling English in interviews is just an elaborate act intended to endear him to fans.
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