What would happen if Fed grew a third arm and develop the "Fedforebackservesmash"?

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Alafter, Aug 9, 2007.

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What would happen if Fed grew a third arm and develop the "Fedforebackservesmash"?

Poll closed Aug 10, 2007.
  1. Then OP would be a moron.

    54.2%
  2. Then OP would be an inbred.

    25.0%
  3. Then if only I knew the OP's real identity, I'd break his face with a baseball bat.

    29.2%
  4. Then I pity the OP because I am above his level.

    29.2%
  5. Then I'd show him where the trolls hang under the bridge downtown.

    29.2%
  6. Die. Just die. Please. OP degrades this board.

    37.5%
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  1. Alafter

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    What would happen if Fed grew a third arm and develop the "Fedforebackservesmash"?

    PLease vote
     
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  2. Alafter

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    50% of the result of this poll goes to whoever came up with the idea.
     
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  3. my_forehand

    my_forehand Professional

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    just wondering, what's the OP?
     
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  4. Andres

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    Finally a good thread!!!!!!

    I believe his backhand and forehand would get worse (the third arm hinders his movility), but body servers would be a piece a cake, and right into his strike zone ;)
     
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  5. ivan987

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    OP - Original Poster
     
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  6. tricky

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    Yeah, I have that shot. It lets me to triple hit the ball upon contact, thereby creating quantumpulse. I have video clips demonstrating this concept, but I'm not allowed to post footage from Prince of Tennis.
     
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  7. AM28143

    AM28143 Semi-Pro

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    This might be the greatest thread ever created.
     
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  8. Wimbledon2004

    Wimbledon2004 New User

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    then Nike would seriously have to make some new clothes for him
     
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  9. Challenger

    Challenger Semi-Pro

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    Wow, someone doesn't seem to think very highly of himself.

    And if Fed had a third arm, I think there'd be bigger issues to worry about than how he plays tennis...
     
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  10. Gantz

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    pfft. third arm. please. the real question should be: what would happen if nadal grew a third leg?
     
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  11. BigServer1

    BigServer1 Legend

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    rotflmao. Great post.
     
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  12. Challenger

    Challenger Semi-Pro

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    Then he'd have an extra crack to pick.
     
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  13. tennispro11

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    Dude didn't CanadianChic come up with this or no?
     
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  14. isuk@tennis

    isuk@tennis Rookie

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    roflmao :grin:
     
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  15. Warriorroger

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    Mirka would be even more lucky. Rumor has it that he's not well endowed so a third arm would be welcome.
     
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  16. Alafter

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    Read the second post in this thread and think about it ;)
     
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  17. Alafter

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    Dude, i am imagining things that associates
    -Mirka
    -Satisfaction
    -Mirka's size
    -Satisfaction in relation to size
    -Size of an arm versus size of something else

    and it;s not a pretty message
     
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