What would Uncle Toni say to Roger Federer?

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  1. Imagine Uncle Toni was Roger Federers coach...What would he tell him? (Hater-free) ...as if anyone cares...:|
     
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  2. tata

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    Make the poor man run...even if you lose it doesnt matter. As long as nadal puts more mileage then its all worth it in the long run.
     
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  3. Sentinel

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    He'd keep telling Roger that he's not the greatest, and he totally sucks on clay. This would spur Roger on and he might win a FO one day and equals Pete's 14.

    And that would make Roger the GOAT.
     
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  4. theroleoftheunderdog

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    he would tell him even though you have won 15 grand slams, you are the underdog
     
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  5. Are you on drugs?
     
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  6. rommil

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    Uncle Toni:" Roger, they have recently changed th rule in tennis. You are to hit the ball outside the singles lines".
     
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  7. FedFan_2009

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    Yeah because 2009 FO win is IDEFIX.
     
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  8. ~ZoSo~

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    Take off that stupid jacket
     
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  9. VivalaVida

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    what he would say? The usual butt kissing "Roger you are the greatest" "You are the best" " I clean your house,no?"
     
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  10. Lol, eh what??:)
     
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  11. "TheMagicianOfPrecision"
     
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  12. "The Serendipitous of ?????????? college (sorry,couldnt remember the name,forgive me:))
     
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  13. VivalaVida

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    Skidmore college. It is a fine institution for hopeless cases. :D
     
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  14. Skidmore........:shock::shock::shock:
     
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  15. Don't remind me. :evil:
     
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  16. Oh really?:) Are u also from the NY-area?
     
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  17. dennis10is

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    Uncle Toni would say "Hey Rogi, where can I score me that delicious man-bag of yours? I'm easy. Do these jeans make me look fat?"
     
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  18. VivalaVida

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    No, I live in Delaware. About 2 and a half hours from NYC.
     
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  19. nfor304

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    are you a time traveler from the past?
     
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  20. Serve_Ace

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    Run till bust knee, no?
     
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  21. jonnythan

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    Skidmore? I live about half an hour south of there!
     
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  22. VivalaVida

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    Brilliant! You should visit Serendipitous :D
     
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  23. mental midget

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    he'd steal the keys to his mclaren mercedes and force him to move back in with his parents.
     
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  24. Lol, thats a good one
     
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  25. tintin

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    how do you beat Robin like that?;););)
     
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