Whats so sexy about Sharapova?

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  1. Lee James

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    After seeing several things said to the effect of Maria being sexy, and Serena being ugly, I'm very much so interested in knowing whats so friggin sexy about her? She looks like a pencil...Both her and Harkleroad have cute faces and what not, but besides that they look like little girls. I'd much rather spend a night out with Serena who is sexy and veluptuous....I even have a poster of her on my wall with various Jet beauties..lol...Yea I'm african american, but I've always wondered what was so sexy about pencil thin women with no curves in the proper areas??? Whats not to like about Serena's body? :?:
     
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    I'm with you on this one Lee, I'll take Serena's curves over Sharapova's anorexia any day, and I'm a white guy. :wink:
     
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    Ask MaSha, he seems to of found something.

    I think that most women players today are too thin.

    Dementieva outside of tennis is nice though.

    -Liam
     
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    I think she's hot. I also think her curves wouldn't be too bad at all with nothing on. Nothing against Serena, but she has thighs and an ass like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.
     
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    I don't like women that look like 12 year old girls.
     
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    Well Maria has the body to be a model ( cuz she is slim and tall) but her face is to dull to consider HOT. I, too have been wondering why people think she is hot. I dont get it how come she got a modeling contract.

    Its the media that make her seem hot. They seem as though they know the public when they say that people think she is good looking.
    You know how the media is, they are always trying to cause DRAMA. First trying to compare Maria to Anna, and this and that.

    Wimbledon is just around the corner, so get ready for more rumors and drama.
     
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  9. Nas Eclipse

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    im half african american to i dont think sharapova is that great lookin i like serena she has plenty of curves but i think i would have to take Kournikova out of any of the womens tennis players!!!!
     
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    I don't find Serena attractive at all, because although I like curves, she looks too much like a body builder to me. Her thighs, just her whole body, it just looks too muscular for my tastes, not feminine enough. It's like Chyna from the old WWF I guess. Some people found her really hot, but I found her absolutely the biggest turn off...to me there's no bigger turn off than a muscular looking woman.

    Curves, however, are alright. Trish Status = curvy. Torrie Wilson = curvy. Yet, the thing is, there's a fine line for me between curvy and muscular.

    As far as the wafer thin model look, a la Stacy Kiebler, Tamyra Gray, Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, et. all; that's all good too. Ever hear of Audrey Hepburn, Liz Hurley, etc.? Such elegance and sophistication, that's a very real turn on as well.

    For me, however, there is no happy medium without Natalie Wood, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Williams body types. Like getting the best of both worlds, the sleek, elegant lines with just a hint of curves. Not overdone in either direction.

    As you can see, I'm not an easy man to displease...except when it comes to muscular chicks. eww...shivers...for me there's nothing more disturbing. But that's just me, to each his own.

    I think Serena has a love it or hate it look, but I would much prefer the softer and to me more femine curves of Chanda Rubin if given the choice.

    Does that sound reasonable?
     
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  12. Pushmaster

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    Well, Kournikova is really pretty and everything, but I think she could use a little bit of Serena's @$$ because she's kinda flat "back" there. :wink:
     
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    If you're scared just say it. :wink:
     
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    Yeah, but did you ever take a good look at her face? Yikes!!
     
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    Modeling contract? I thought she didn't want to be "the babe of tennis"???

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    Well, there's no arguing with you guys... everyone's got their own tastes. Maria is definitely not "hot." She's more on the cute side. What upsets me is the whole hype machine that tries to create "the next Kournikova." The same was said about Hantuchova... pretty soon they'll be saying the same thing about Kirilenko. These girls are attractive, but trying to make them into sex symbols is just wrong (especially since they're underage, and have the face and body to proove it).
     
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    First of all, Sharapova is a kid. Adult males who find teenagers 'sexy' - and who must express this unfortunate circumstance in a public forum - need to have their balls tied off with coarse string.

    Secondly, this Kournikova chick is not a tennis player, and therefore does not qualify to be a participant in this juvenile game.

    Thirdly, I have never before seen - nor do I believe I ever will again see - the names of both Trish Stratus and Audrey Hepburn mentioned within the same body of writing...
     
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  18. James Brown

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    maria has legs...thats about it. give me a girl with legs like that, nice face and a normal body, im in heaven
     
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    all of u guys are just jealous of her look, she is so hot, she would be hotter if she had serenas boobs,,, can u imagine sharapova with serena's boobs??
     
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    Hewittfan, go visit L.A. if you wanna see that... plenty of skinny girls with gigantic fake boobs. She's fine the way she is... very cute.
     
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    If talking about Russians Kirlienko is nicer than Sharapova. Give her 3 years and you will see :)
     
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    lol, Sharapova with Serena's boobs.

    It would be like bamby on ice with all the times she would fall over!

    Thats what you call Head Heavy!

    -Liam
     
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    Kournikova not a tennis player? I have watched her play many times and in person and I am confident I would take her tennis abilities as a partner over anyone posting on this board. She is hot, hot. I thought she was hot at 14. And I do have my balls tied off with a course string. Can't help it. She thought she was hot at 14, also. Kerlienko is hot, Serena is not. Sharapova is not. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
     
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  24. JohnThomas1

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    Yeah she'd beat me. I'm flat out beating the number 5 woman in my state lol
     
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    WOW....... I'm not even gonna comment on the fact that some of you called Serena hotter than Maria (actually I will). I mean wow. I'm seriously in a state of disbelief. You call this 300 pound tank of fat and muscle with an A-S-S the size of my house hotter than Maria Sharapova?

    Since a picture is worth 500 words of whatever
    I will bless you fools with some pics to set you on the right path:
    http://www.mariaworld.net/modelling7.jpg
    http://www.mariaworld.net/modelling8.jpg
    http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/player.html?ccode=SHARAPOVA

    And here's your beloved Serena:
    http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/imagepages/2004-05-29/200405291085848002971.html
    http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/imagepages/2004-05-29/200405291085835105149.html


    If you still think Serena's hot, you're either gay, or you smoke WAY too much marijuana in your rooms at night...
    GET IT RIGHT, SHARAPOVA'S HOT, SERENA'S NOT!!
     
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  26. GyroFry

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    Kirilenko >> Sharapova >> Venus >> Serena
     
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  27. Sharapova: Average to okay looking Stick Girl. Absolutely nothing special. Commentators and Tennis powers just want to draw out some interest in the woman's game.

    Serena: An arse like two Volkswagon Bug's parked side by side. One year after retiring it will become bigger and BIGGER AND EVEN BIGGER....
     
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  28. Lee James

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    it's all about what you like

    The thing that I love about serena is the curves....I mean that behind of hers is incredible and those thighs...I mean The grace of God was good to her...lol Maria is "cute" though, stick figures just don't do it for me....Now I'll tell you whom is really sexy outside of the realm of tennis, Halle Berry, followed by Beyonce
     
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    That's just it, some males like jail bait. In Japan, Sharpova would be a modelling star. Daniella Hantuchokova, or whatever her name is, already is on the cover of every tennis magazine there-the so-called MEN like little girls...

    Considering that some of the males slobbering over Sharpova on this Board ARE 12-year olds, like young Masha, I guesss that makes sense, and it's legal, too! However, when I was 12 I liked curves. And in "my day" the stick figure Kate Moss heroin-addict look had not become the look of the day yet-Christie Brinkley and Cindy Crawford, real women with women's bodies, were promoted as the ideal female. Serena, I think, is a screamer-even off the court. I'd hit it.

    Apologies to the ladies of the board for the "objectification of women" post, but you can see, there are also serious socio-cultural and psychological aspects to this thread and post. You buy that, don't you?
     
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  30. James Brown

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    lee stop stating obvious things..halle berry is probably the hottest woman on the planet..beyonce is probably a close second.
     
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  31. SB

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    Suuuuuuuure. :wink:

    The thing about Serena and her outfits is indeed her out-and-out sexiness. Hantuchova can wear the same thing, and so what. She's cute, and attractive in many ways, but hot pants on her don't exactly have the same effect. She isn't built much differently than my 6-year-old daughter.

    Serena, on the other hand, is built like a fertility goddess. That's why I find her catsuit etc. fairly embarrassing. It's just so ... blatant.
     
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    The fertility goddess thing had me thinking you would finish the sentence with "fetching" and not "blatant." :wink:

    What could Serena wear that isn't revealing? Put Pamela Anderson in any bathing suit and she looks "blatant." I guess I don't see the problem with Serena's outfits. They couldn't be much better and they sure can't get much worse.
     
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  33. SB

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    Sure she could wear more modest outfits; she has done so in the past. http://www.photoworld2.freeserve.co.uk/Serena2001pics.htm Steffi Graf probably has a bod to put Kournikova's to shame, but we wouldn't know, because she keeps it that way. (Well, she did pose for Vogue a while back, didn't she -- so we barely know about it.)

    I'm not really that concerned about it myself, except that I do find it somewhat distracting from the actual tennis. (When Serena wears the smaller outfits, that is.) It's hard to keep your eyes off her, which of course is the entire point.
     
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  34. voltman

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    She's 16. Give her time.

    I think Serena' would be alot better looking with fashion assistance.
     
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    Halle Berry is my baby momma.
     
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    And neither looks anything like Serena.
     
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    Beyonce has thick legs and a big butt like Serena.
     
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  38. The Franchise

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    On Serena, who's saying they wouldn't hit it? If so, you're lying.
     
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    look, serena looks like a man with fun bags attached. she is a beast and doesnt even have a pretty face... :?
    i wouldnt hit her with your johnson...
     
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    Russian girls are generally quite sexy, with Ana K being the outstanding one.... now that AK is almost out of the tennis picture, the tour really does NOT have a good replacement babe for her.

    If AK is a 10, then the rest of them are 7's at best..... and may I add, the Williams are just awful ugly.
     
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    If you ever visit central or eastern europe you'll see an abundance of prettier girls than any of these mentioned, but being a pro tennis player bumbs them up a couple levels. Everyone has something, none have everything. This one's got a pretty face, but a pencil body. That one's got the curves, but no face. And if it's the case that if someone does have all the physical goods, he/she usually lacks in personality, vice versa. Than there are some, like Kournikova, and this is just my opinion, who has neither face, body, or game (don't know about personality). But has a nice tan, and is thin, and blonde, and good enough to play pro tennis, enough to get a modeling deal. I would only take her out to play tennis (and maybe win a game or two?). That's just one opinion from a central european guy.
     
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    Dementieva is the best looking tennis player,

    Now thats a woman :wink:

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    Anna K is not only lovely and a solid tennis player who's potential was never unlocked, but she is also very shy and sweet and very much misunderstood.

    Now about the comments by some of you preferring Serena over some of these lovely Russian ladies, all I got say is "ewwwwwwwwwww".
     
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