Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve?

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Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve?

  1. Ferrari

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    38.2%
  2. Federer serve

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    61.8%
  1. Prisoner of Birth

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    Just checking.
     
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  2. pvaudio

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    Irrelevant, since Ferraris require Federer's sweat to use as engine lubricant. Three drops is equivalent to 8 quarts of perfect synthetic, but gives you 50 free HP and 20lb-ft.
     
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  3. tricky

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    This is a blatant falsehood, as everybody knows Federer does not sweat! He merely glistens
     
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  4. The Meat

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    Wait so a Federer is not a sports car? Whoops :oops:
     
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  5. Sim

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    Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure. :)
     
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  6. Tenez101

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    Federer would eat the Ferari alive on grass. On clay it's close.
     
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  7. Sim

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    However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.
     
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  8. Tenez101

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    This thead is about Federer vs a Ferari. Please stick to the discussion topic.
     
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  9. dangalak

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    You mean Lamborghini, right? :)
     
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  10. Sim

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    Indeed! :twisted:
     
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  11. pvaudio

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    And hence why Ferrari charges so much. An industry secret I've just divulged here, hopefully they never find this post :shock:
     
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  12. RF20Lennon

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    LOL!!! See I was right!!! :twisted:
     
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  13. Jackuar

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    This. Epic WIN.

    100 Federers :twisted:
     
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  14. RF20Lennon

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    Thank you for proving me right!!! :)
     
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  15. W.P. Mayhew

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    Top Gear needs to answer this.

    (I sense this is going the way of the thread about the music playing at the last US Open.)
     
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  16. RF20Lennon

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    Lol didn't think my post would've spurred a thread who knew??
     
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  17. KineticChain

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    Vague question. Ferrari Enzo top speed is about 220 mph whereas federer's fastest serves are in the 130s. Obviously the acceleration from rest will be faster with Fed's serve. But then again, your average weekend warrior's serve has higher acceleration from rest than a Ferrari as well. Pretty much a useless poll.
     
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  18. RF20Lennon

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    On the fed vs tsonga thread I made a comment saying fed wins every poll here even you compare a Ferrari with his serve hence this theead
     
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  20. RF20Lennon

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    Federer slowed it down as to not make his Sponsers product look bad :twisted:
     
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  21. KineticChain

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    Ok now I'm pretty sure you're trolling...

    You do realize this thread is called Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve? , right ?
     
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  22. Vcore89

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    Federer is on a Merc commercial, naturally he has to be compared to an McLaren MP4 instead of the prancing horse!
     
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  23. LuckyR

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    Any knucklehead on this or any thread can hit a tennis ball from 0 - 100 mph faster than a six figure sports car.

    However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve acceleration? Not so much.
     
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  24. Mick

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    hehe. but there's a video on YouTube showing the Bugatti completely destroyed the high end Lamborghini :)

    Bugatti's symbol is an elephant.
    Elephant > Bull > Horse
     
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    If filling the gas tank every 10 minutes after a drag race is cool then by all means go for the Bugatti. I'd settle for the Batman car, er Lambo Reventon.:cool:
     
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    You can tell it's "silly season" time.
     
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  27. movdqa

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    > However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve
    > acceleration? Not so much.

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  28. Vcore89

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    That is how the void is filled after the USO, will have to wait for the WTF to make sense.:lol:
     
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  29. okdude1992

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    voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)
     
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  30. RF20Lennon

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    LOL thats what I said on the other thread and prisonerbybirth decided to test out my hypothesis and made a thread and I was right!!! :D
     
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  31. RF20Lennon

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    LOL go read that thread! federer vs tsonga page 1
     
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    Wow, you are so perceptive! I am sure everyone who voted in this thread felt the need to dignify this thread with a serious response. Good on you, sir.
     
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  33. Prisoner of Birth

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    Prisoner of Birth.
     
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  34. Sentinel

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    I can't believe you guys are comparing Federer's serve to Ferrer's ? No disrespect to Dahveed, I assure you.
     
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