OK, I'm bored. I'm over the disappointment of Serena losing and the roller coaster ride of a slam without the top 3. Nothing happening in women's tennis now except 2 low tier red clay tournaments. :???: So why not stir up a troll's nest? I've included fan favorite excuses and a little bit of troll food for both sides. Note there is no option for Sabine outplaying Serena because this thread, like everything in the universe, revolves around the heavenly host, Serena.