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  1. Dedans Penthouse

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    "Mama, just killed a ham, put the bread inside my head, took a bite 'n now I'm dead"


    "Mama"....just killed a 'ham'....
    put the bread inside my head, took a bite and now I'm dead..."

    Make Love, not ham sandwiches


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    ^^^ You mean like how "Scrambled Eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs" became "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away" for a couple of Liverpool lads!
     
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    Making love with a woman from Nottingham in Sandwich Bay, a mama & papa to be...
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    Pick-up Lines To Avoid

    "I would like the scrambled eggs, and, oh my baby, how I love your legs!"
     
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    Hen-pecked husband's response after being slapped by his wife for ogling a passing beauty..."Just because I've ordered doesn't mean I can't keep looking at the menu!"
     
  6. Mike Bulgakov

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    "Are there other women in this restaurant? I didn't notice..."
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    noxious beast
     
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    the beast-> lord of the flies
     
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    Sentinel Talk Tennis Guru

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    The Ex-Files...an apt description for the paperwork of Miles Massey, the divorce attorney played by George Clooney in the Coen Brothers' Intolerable Cruelty.

    This movie is still one of my ROFLMAO top 10's...great cast (Clooney, Zeta Jones, Billy Bob, Geoffrey Rush, Cedric the Entertainer, Edward Herrmann, Julia Duffy), clever writing and Coen-style witty cynicism. One of my favorite lines in any film:

    Gus Petch (private investigator): You want tact, hire a tactician. You want an a** nailed, come see Gus Petch!
     
  11. Mike Bulgakov

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    Listening to Azarenka and Sharapova howl from courtside seats...
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    a sitting duck
     
  13. Dedans Penthouse

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    Sitting Bull - 56

    Custer High - 0
     
  14. Mike Bulgakov

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    Sitting on a bull eating crème brûlée (custard) on a lazy afternoon...
     
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    Sitting 10 rows from stage @ London's Rainbow Theatre as Ray launched almost full cans of beer into the audience! Very good show!!!
     
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    Flink Poyd at London Albert Hall

    Wish I could go back in time!
     
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    Do we really know how many holes it takes to fill Albert Hall? What if the holes are smaller than the ones in Blackbourne Lancashire???
     
  19. Mike Bulgakov

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    A whole lot of Black Bush...
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    (Also: young Madonna)
     
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    ^^^Never tried this Bushmill's...is it true that once you go Black (Bush) you never go back???
     
  21. Mike Bulgakov

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    Yes, if you like most Russian blondes, or the majority of Scandinavian blondes.
    Millennium Bush
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    (I was once given twelve of these. I gave most of the bottles away, but really enjoyed the ones I kept.)
     
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    Tullamore Dew
    England swings like a pendulum do
    Tippacannoe and Tyler too
     
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    In the early 1990s, it was not a good idea to order a Bushmills in a Donegal pub.
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    As sure as I'm Father Emmett
    I've a King Dong down me Semmett
    As any girl will tell you
    From Cavan down to Clare
    Back in sweet Virginia
    In the toilet with Lavinia
    I nearly ****ed her brains out
    And tore her party dress
    A ****, a shave, a shower
    And half a pint of
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    Then off again to get on board
    The Donegal Express

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    "90 percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I'll probably waste!"...Tug McGraw (I still believe, bud! RIP)
     
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    Bailey's Irish Cream
     
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    Cream...the Clapton/Bruce/Baker version...see the "Power Trio" thread!
     
  27. Mike Bulgakov

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    Sour cream...
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    You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream! I like B&J's Colbert!
     
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    Cookie Crumble

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    I hate to see low-level organized crime informants fighting with each other...

    Bookie rumble...
     
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    Had she been at home on the boardwalk when Sandy struck the Jersey shore, would we have seen a "Snooki Tumble"???
     
  33. Mike Bulgakov

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    Stumbled into a snooker table at the pub...
     
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    Drunken stagger
     
  35. Mike Bulgakov

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    Staggering dunk...
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    ^^^High on Coke...rehydrate on Gatorade.
     
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    ^^^
    Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better, watch your speed.
     
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    #23, a shooting guard from North Carolina: "I don't always dunk but when I do I celebrate the smokin' hot ones with a Winston!"
     
  39. Mike Bulgakov

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    What are you smoking, Natalia?
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  40. Mike Bulgakov

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    Cherry Garcia...
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    Four more Cherry Blossom springs in DC for BHO44! Congrats!
     
  42. Mike Bulgakov

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    Eating herring while drinking Cherry Heering in Hjørring...

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    In 1819 Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles landed in Singapore and purchased a plot of land from the Sultan of Johor where he created a trading post for the British East Asian Trading Company. A hundred years later, in the lobby bar of the infamous Raffles Hotel, legendary bartender Mr. Ngami Tong Boon concocted the very first cocktail to achieve global fame.

    The Original Singapore Sling - Cherry Heering

    Ingredients:
    1 part(s) Cherry Heering Liqueur
    2 part(s) Gin
    8 part(s) Pineapple Juice
    1 part(s) Lime Juice
    1/2 part(s) Cointreau
    1/2 part(s) Benedictine
    1/2 part(s) Grenadine
    dash(es) Angostura Bitters

    Combine ingredients in a mixing glass. Add ice and shake. Strain over fresh ice into a sling glass. Garnish with fresh pineapple and a cherry.

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    "...whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...": W.S., Hamlet!
     
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    Kronborg Castle

    Hamlet's castle in Helsingør...
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    "Castles Made Of Sand" by The Lefthanded Master of the Stratocaster!

    I feel fortunate to have witnessed his genius live (alas just once from very afar among a crowd of 1/2MM)...playing "The Star Spangled Banner" as the 3rd of July became the Fourth. Two months later he was dead. Such a huge loss, only to be followed so soon by Janis & Jim. Janis was to play Homecoming at FSU that year so a scramble was made to replace her on short notice...we got Ike & Tina! Baritone Ike singing "Left a good job in the city", Tina promising they "never do anything nice and easy; we do it nice and rough", Ikeette legs kicking to the sky...these are all sounds and images I pull from my mind like the "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune".
     
  46. Mike Bulgakov

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    Don't Give Marat Safin Any Ideas

    Code violation: abuse of equipment...
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    Don't give Marat any ideas!
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    ^^^"Wild Thing"!
     
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    Wild Hingis...
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    Wild man drinking Wild Turkey...
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    Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova, the Honorary Master of Sports
     
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    ^^^Anna Kournikova...probably wouldn't pay her the time of day when she becomes AK47. Looks fade; a nice firearm, if well maintained, on the other hand..
     

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