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  1. Mike Bulgakov

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    It is difficult to play tennis after too much Chopin Polish vodka...
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    the posttextualist doctrine of the umbrella approach to vodka as a viable alternative to absolution for dissolute persons
     
  3. Mike Bulgakov

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    Forgot my umbrella and walked into a post, which was barely visible due to the rain, while texting doctrines to dissolute persons, and drinking Stolichnaya, the absolute best vodka...
     
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    My posts are often not viable due to brain cramps that impair my texting after a night of drinking.

    As to vodka, I recently discovered that Moldova is a source of excellent wheat-distilled vodka. The brand imbibed was Esti Exclusiv.
     
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  5. Mike Bulgakov

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    Estonian vodka...
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    The Lithuanian Lion, Vitas Gerulaitis...
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    That 8 ball hit the lines.

    Rest in peace Vitas.
     
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    The Latvian Lothario has South Beach talents commute nightly to Delray Beach...
     
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    Should the US DOT install a Latvian Lothario lane on I-95? After all, he has mastered this commute on his way to his first ATP title and now this week all the way to the Sunday final!
     
  12. Mike Bulgakov

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    Maybe some Marat supporters can cheer for Ernests in the final...
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    The one in the middle could be Mirka's sister. The one on the right could induce immediate retirement from a match/career!
     
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    Dasha Zhukova in the box...
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    If Ovechkin gets called to "the box" for "hooking" will Kirilenko's penalty for him be more than the standard two minutes???
     
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    "Don't say it, Bulgakov! Don't say it!"
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    Maria practicing her stacked pad save position, rejecting Alexei's best shot from the net!
     
  18. Mike Bulgakov

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    BLUE BALLS...
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    A hockey hooligan gets on the ice...
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    Streaking at Wimbledon...
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    Chicks dig Yonex sticks, no?
     
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    Maria digs the stick...
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    Kirilenko digs Ovechkin's stickwork!
     
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    Jack-o'-Vechkin

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    The Hingis-Kirelenko curse? Ovi is in a major slump!
     
  26. Mike Bulgakov

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    Igor Andreev went down with Maria as well; she seems to have taken his mojo.
     
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    Hingis and Thibault, her French equestrian show jumper...
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    Craig Ferguson gets better treatment from his horse, Secretariat, on the Late Late Show.
     
  29. Mike Bulgakov

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    And Hingis does not throw frisbees at Thibault...
     
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    Throwing frisbees and streakers on the same threadpage...I'm back in my college days on Landis Green in the middle of FSU's campus!
     
  31. Mike Bulgakov

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    An anonymous FSU student after having too much fun in Tallahassee...
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    His mojo wasn't rising yet as he searched his way to the next whiskey bar...oh, don't ask why!
     
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    Mojo rising and whiskey bottle draining in Morrison's room #32 at the Alta Cienega Motel...oh, don't ask why...
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    Mojo setting in Paris at age 27...was the final setting really a reenactment of "The Death of Marat" in a bathtub in the City of Light???
    Rumors swirl he really died in a whiskey bar toilet and was moved to his bathtub several miles away. Oh, don't ask why...if I tell you, we must die!
     
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    "The Death of Marat"
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    "The Death of Marat's Racquet"
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    17 Rue Beautreillis, Paris

    Pamela Courson's heroin...
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    PCH (Pacific Coast Highway)...
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    Was Pamela the "LA Woman" famously sung about or did the Lizard King just "Love Her Madly"???
     
  39. Mike Bulgakov

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    Both, I was told. The first two lines below refer to her red hair:

    "I see your hair is burning,
    Hills are filled with fire.
    If they say I never loved you,
    You know they are a liar."
     
  40. Mike Bulgakov

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    Shirley Manson...
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    Herlock Sholmes
    Holmlock Shears
     
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    "Let me introduce to you, the one and only Billy Shears!
     
  43. Mike Bulgakov

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    Asparagus spears...
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    Escargot ...
     
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    Q: What did the snail say from behind the wheel of his Saab roadster?

    A: Do you want to see my "S" car go???
     
  46. Mike Bulgakov

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    It is probably best for most animals to take a taxi instead of trying to drive.
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    I wonder if this taxi driver is aware his passenger is barely inside his back seat???
     
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    Are these bears that keep cropping up in your posts, references to Russia ? :)
     
  49. Mike Bulgakov

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    No, and they also don't refer to Oski.
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    Those lasses could bare a little more ;)
     

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