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  1. Sentinel

    Sentinel Bionic Poster

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    The AYCE buffets stood no chance anyway, with suresh's yearly visits. One year's worth of groceries destroyed in one visit.

    I believe they take out a "Suresh Insurance" in parts of USA, like Double Indemnity. But according to new laws, restaurants with AYCE's cannot claim the "sureshurance" if he visits.
     
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    AYCE buffet owners must secure lines of credit at Ace Hardware to make necessary modifications to accommodate Poobs and his entourage...wider doors and aisles for His Royal Tummyescence and extra space in the kitchen to prepare twice or more volumes of their standard fare.:eek:
     
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    Just wheelbarrow the food alright!
     
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    Sometimes a whole convoy of wheelbarrows is necessary to tansport all the food to Sureshs who is invariably seated at the top table. When the Sureshs entourage arrives at an AYCE buffet the Maitre'd is often to be seen quaking in his boots at the prospect of vast quantities of food being consumed not leaving enough for the other guests. It is also customary at such establishments that the staff are fed the left overs, but it is common knowledge that when Sureshs come to dine that the staff go hungry for weeks and that food supplies have to be rationed for citizens in the state.
     
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    John Deere has made a line of electric-assist wheel barrows specially modified for AYCE buffet owners within the sureshsian vortex. Nothing runs like a Deere wheel barrow full of sureshsized portions.:D
     
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    Not to mention the upgrades to their Waste Treatment Plants and restrooms.

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