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  1. Vcore89

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    Nefarious attack of AYCE buffet causes uncontrollable emissions.
     
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    Stringertom is at Golden Corral AYCE buffet and in between plate 1 and plate 2 of turkey for Thanksgiving. I wish they had turducken.
     
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    Nicole Vaidisova once chose Radek over her own tennis.
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    Stephanek sure had his ways with WTA beauties.
     
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    Sureshs is tennis.
     
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    Sureshs' gif inspired the SABR-toothed veteran Swiss.
     
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    Swiss Maestro makes periodic pilgrimage to San Diego to see Guru Sureshs.
     
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    Sureshs has impeccable timing, almost as perfect as any of the best Swiss chronometers.
     
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    Swiss chronometres are some of the articles found latched onto the wrists of Div III girls.
     
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    San Diego Bageler uses a Swiss chronometer to time the proper baking of his round little delicacies.
     
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    Scots bring home the Davis Cup for the British Isles.
     
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    Swiss chronos to synchronize guru sureshs' patented serving [in super slow] motion while simultaneously baking rounded delicacies.
     
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    Samosas are eaten in the thousands as a morning snack by Sureshs, before he goes on one of his bageling rampages.
     
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    San Diego is where I first met Maria Sharapova in 2004, back when it was safe to ride in golf carts.
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    Safety in the locker room used to be an accepted norm for WTAers but when 4S hit the floor this September in Flushing young Genie went head over heels.:eek:
     
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    Smørrebrød can help build strong bodies.
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    Sureshsian spray helps build supersonic speed serves!:p
     
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    Sureshs gets 'tickled by erection engineers' I refer him to Stringer Tom's bump in his pantaloonies. :p
     
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    Stringertom will create an alternate methodology when servicing sureshs' Gamma Razr racquets.

    #NewWorldRecordFastestServe
     
  20. Vcore89

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    Suction, erect and spray are some of the words to describe sureshs.
     
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    Some might say that Lucie is good at tracking balls with her eyes.
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    Safarova says "See the ball, hit the ball". sureshs says "See my bagels, eat my bagels.":p
     
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    sureshs, unlike safarova--tracking the ball with her tantalizing eyes--tracks the ball with his man boobs.
     
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    Sliding about on the court with Sureshs - fun times.
     
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    sureshs needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder manbra to avoid a landslide when he releases those curry-flavored puppies.
     
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    sureshs in his infinite slime green shirt precipitate an insoluble greenish gelatinous gluey gas.:D
     
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    Smart props staff members at Nickelodeon's You Can't Do That On Television created the slime green precursor to 4S while sureshs was a young man in his twenties.

    BTW, by all accounts their first batch was indeed very odiferous!:D
     
  28. Mike Bulgakov

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    Some might say Maria Kirilenko looked better in green tops.
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    Soaking Ana in 4S.
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    Soylent Green, the sci fi film with Charlton Heston, featured an eponymous drink that was made from human remains.
     
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    Sureshs Green has been assigned its own number in the PMS color matching system used in lithographic printing systems.

    Rumor has it the number is 6030.:p
     
  32. Mike Bulgakov

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    Safin will father Maria Sharapova's first child while they are both Japan Warriors?
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    Surely, that's a pair made in tennis haven! Their would be offspring should surely break Federer and Court's all time record for the most number of slams! Better than the Graf-Agassi combo, yes!
     
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    Safinpova offspring would test even Freud and his Interpretation Of Dreams.:p
     
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    Safin's current forehand form would have made Tolstoy blush and want to quit tennis.
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    Sureshs' form would make Tolstoy blush, as well as any of a number of other great novelists.:p
     
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    Sureshs & Tolstoy should stir Bartelby to ponder that, if Sureshs had not eaten all the food, maybe the serfs could have played tennis.
     
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    Sureshs and Richard Simmons should produce a weight loss video and call it Serving To The Oldies.:p
     
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    Sharapova dreams of the Carlsbad Casanova giving her a ride when she trains.
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    Stretching out with FedZero left Sugarpova unfulfilled so she moved on to the Poobapotamus.:p
     
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    Sharapova is dating Sureshs not only for cuddly times in front of the telly; her hidden motive is to garner some tennis tips.
     
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    Sharpie sipping lemon and lime with sureshs while being cuddled by sureshs sounds like good times, yes?
     
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    Safin's sense of entitlement and petulant outbursts are no longer endearing these days.
     
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    Sugarpova, under her new supercouch from San Diego, will end her long losing streak to the younger Williams.:p
     
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    Sweden's Åsa Svensson (previously Carlsson) liked to play with her Völkls.
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    Savory smorgasbord settings would not survive scavenger sureshs' sorties through Scandanavian AYCE buffets.:p
     
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    Surströmming should never be served at a smörgåsbord. This is something all Swedish tennis players agree upon. In fact, it would clear an entire ship docked in Stockholm, not to mention the rest of the docks.
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    Sweden's Enquist served many aces.
     
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    Stefan Edberg served just as many aces.
     
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    Surstromming is a lethal WOMD when served to Sureshs.:eek:
     

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