You can have a pro's look. Whose?

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  1. Tenny

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    This is just for fun so don't throw a rock to me.

    We are all pro players and we are supposed to look like someone (face/body). It's not about playing skill or power or anything (especially ranking or accomplishment). Just appearance. Don't even think about their playing style.

    Mine : Patrick Rafter with pony tail. He is a big, athletic, handsome nice guy but not a pretty boy.
     
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  2. Boy Wonder

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    Rafael Nadal, my model, probably with the shorter hair he had when he was younger, but the long hair would suffice. He is not bulky, but extremely slim with muscles, and has the athleticism of a soccer player. Rafa is pretty shy off court, but he always manages to stay humble, and seems to enjoy all that he does. I like the simplicity about him.
     
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  3. Frodo Baggins

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    I would wanna look like Moya..Why well he's shy sensitive an doesn't take crap from anybody..weather on court or off.. gonna edit when I think of more..brb..
     
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  4. tennissavy

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    Definitely Gaston Gaudio. Perfect 10.
     
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  5. MegacedU

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    Maria Sharapova. I don't care how "over rated" she is, I think she's beautiful.
     
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  6. ambro

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    Richard Gasquet, because I already look like him! I don't wanna change anything. Otherwise I'd choose Roddick cause all the girls think he's god.
     
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  7. subtleskeptics

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    Ivo Karlovic's body, Roger Federer's face...how intimidating would that be?!?!
     
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    Funny thread.

    At 39, I still wear a Samari pony tail to pay homage to my hero, Patrick Rafter, circa 1997.

    (I know my co-workers have to wonder, "What's that guy's damage?) :p :p :p
     
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  10. sedwickdotcom

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    Pete, haha, he looked kinda like a monkey with the body hair to match
     
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  11. spinbalz

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    I'd like to look like Lappenti because he banged Kournikova...
     
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    Ivo "Holy ****" Karlovic
     
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  13. nViATi

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    pete sampras is just.. AWESOME in every way
     
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    I would have chosen Maria definitely... but I'm a guy so... hmm. I don't know which male pro actually looks exceptionally great... hmmmmmm....

    Bah! I'm happy with my own looks. Make it Andy Roddick if I really have to choose.
     
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  15. sedwickdotcom

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    Carlos Moya is one sexy beat!
     
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  16. Frodo Baggins

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    hmm I don't think Moya looks very Appealing as a veggie lol.. ;) Unless you plan on cooking him... ;)
     
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  17. RiosTheGenius

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    I guess you couldn't go wrong with that look.
     
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  18. RiosTheGenius

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    yeah... I'd go *** for Moya, he's hot dude.
     
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    safin, he gets who ever he wants
     
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    Tommy Haas
     
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  21. randommacuser

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    How has no one said Feliciano Lopez yet?
     
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  22. newnuse

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    Probably Daniela Hantuchova.... so I could grope myself all day.
     
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    Escude - just to show I'm not g a y. (Although some of my best friends...)
     
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  24. raftermania

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    I can tell you who I don't want to look like: Hrbaty in that nightmare pink, cut-out back disaster he wore a few fortnights back!!!
     
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  25. 127mph

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    marat safin, hes 6'4, best physic, he is the ideal person to be like
     
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  26. jukka1970

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    ooh a fun topic. Well I'd say would love to look like Nadal, at his age right now, the long wet hair. Or Stefan Edberg from any age of 19 to 30.
     
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    Federer's face/lack of charisma/smugness combined with the body of Fat B a s ****.
     
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    Err, I knew this would come ... ^^

    BTW, migjam, agree wiht you. Tommy looks very cool.
     
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  29. FedererUberAlles

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    Early Moya, possibly Feliciano.
     
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  30. antontd

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    Anyone who wants to look like Nadal is pretty desperate.
     
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    boris becker
     
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  32. Craig Sheppard

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    Marat Safin... with the babes he's been seen with, how could you do any better? Hmm...although JCF might not be a bad choice if he's actuallying schtooping Shairheadapova, nah Safin...

    On second thought...Felciano Lopez could probably be in GQ...
     
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    Safin, Moyà, Feliciano López I think.

    The "Tommys": Haas and Robredo would be ok too. Robredo for some reason is very appreciated by many women.
     
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  34. TOPSPIN23

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    Well you cant really go wrong with Lappenti or Roddick so one of them.
     
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  35. Tenny

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    Huh? His physique was great but he was not that handsome.
     
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    OK TENNY JUST COME OUT ALREADY. What the hell kind of a question is this?
     
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  38. RockyMaivia

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    I'd say Federer. The only reason girls don't go crazy over him is because he isn't some nutcase wannabe bad boy (which makes girls like you apparently). And he isn't super hyped by the american media which also apparently makes the girls like you.

    Safin looks like a musketeer with his goatee and bad moustache and long hair. Back before when he was clean shaven and had a haircut he was better.

    Andy roddick looks like a cross eyed monkey at times.

    Nadal looks like the dog faced boy.
     
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  39. sinatra161

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    Maria Sharapova,Same reason!I wouldn't leave the house!
     
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  40. LordRaceR

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    Marat or Scud
     
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  41. aj_m2009

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    Either Nadal, Coria, or Jenkins.
     
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  42. magic_game

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    Coria, I would barely have to change anything. I'm baby-faced, boyish look already, and I got Spanish and Chinese blood. (Chinese meaning the small eyes that Coria has.) I'll stick with the shorter hair that Coria has; that long hair or mullet-like look as some call it, is pretty uncomfortable. I'm around 5 foot 5 right now at 15 years of age, so I'll probably grow to around 5'9" since my dad is 5'10" and my mom is around 5'2" I guess.
     
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  43. CoASH

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    shows where the ***s are this thread
     
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  44. CoASH

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    g-a-y-s are
    why is that even censored
     
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  45. Jack the Hack

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    I'd wanna' be Safin also!

    Funny story about him...

    I used to give tennis lessons to this VERY conservative young woman back in 2000, and I got to know her pretty well. She was religious, but also very career focused (medical school) and came from a prominent family. She had a cute face and a killer athletic body, and many guys asked her out... but she always pushed them away. She had a personal policy of no romance or boyfriends until her career was underway and she was ready to get married. However, after a lesson one day, we happened to be watching a Safin match in the club lounge as he was working his way toward winning the US Open that year. We were kind of chatting, but I kept noticing that her side of the conversation would drift off. I finally noticed that it coincided with whenever they were showing a close up of Safin on the screen. Anyway, there was a change-over or something and Safin stripped off his shirt to put on a new one. When this happened, I heard a soft *gasp* which caused me to look over at this gal... OMG, she had the biggest look of lust on her face that I have ever seen!!! I said something to the effect of "I guess you're a Safin fan", and she wistfully replied "If he were here in the room right now, I'm not sure what I would do with myself!"

    (It's one thing to attract "hoes", but another thing entirely to make wholesome, highly educated, mature young women want to drop to their knees just by removing your shirt... Man, I'd like to be Safin!!!)

    :)
     
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  46. Tenny

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    Sigh...I already said this is just for fun. Most sane people know how to have simple and innocent little fun while some get too imaginative.

    serving. Please be considerate.
    coash. you ARE in this thread.
     
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