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The Grand Slam 01-09-2007 07:09 AM

STEFFi WILL YOU MARRY ME
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=au1oB2tkEr0

HAHAHA lmfao, a must watch

bribeiro 01-09-2007 07:51 AM

what does she say to him?

justineheninhoogenbandfan 01-09-2007 08:03 AM

I think I remember that, didnt she ask "how much money do you make." That was funny.

lorenza 01-09-2007 08:08 AM

hahaha. i love her response :D

jmsx521 01-09-2007 08:41 AM

That was great!

baseliner 01-09-2007 08:47 AM

Saw that live and wondered what her response said about her.

The Grand Slam 01-09-2007 09:12 AM

I'm SURE it was a joke. :s

Grimjack 01-09-2007 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baseliner (Post 1159052)
Saw that live and wondered what her response said about her.

She certainly lived up to it later on.

Why a woman with such huge career earnings still felt the need to act out the role of golddigger is beyond me. I guess evolutionary psychology dies hard.

Condoleezza 01-09-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimjack (Post 1159276)
She certainly lived up to it later on.

Why a woman with such huge career earnings still felt the need to act out the role of golddigger is beyond me. I guess evolutionary psychology dies hard.

They don't call you Dumbjack for no reason .... :D

Condi

tennis_nerd22 01-09-2007 11:21 AM

haha nice.

thanks for posting that Grand Slam :)

Condoleezza 01-09-2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Slam (Post 1158889)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=au1oB2tkEr0

HAHAHA lmfao, a must watch


The funniest and wittiest response ever of a professional tennis player to a remark from the stands.
Steffi Graf!

Is there one important record this woman doesn't hold?

Condi

The Grand Slam 01-09-2007 11:24 AM

Sexiest Woman In The World? :P

Condoleezza 01-09-2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Slam (Post 1159297)
Sexiest Woman In The World? :P

Pestova and Elsa Benitez are sexier. Maybe even peak Schiffer.
And Marilyn Monroe is SOAT ...

Condi

edmondsm 01-09-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimjack (Post 1159276)
She certainly lived up to it later on.

Why a woman with such huge career earnings still felt the need to act out the role of golddigger is beyond me. I guess evolutionary psychology dies hard.

I can't tell if your comment is racist or sexist. Please illuminate. I do know I'd love to see what you site as an example of Steffi Graf goldigging. I hope it's not just because she married a rich guy.

Dedans Penthouse 01-09-2007 01:20 PM

The "Pithy" Proboscis, Steffi Graf: an objective analysis
 
to the rest of you : this is just a personal "tweak-fest" between my homie Condi and I; you need not bother reading into this.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Condoleezza (Post 1159286)
The funniest and wittiest response ever of a professional tennis player to a remark from the stands.
Steffi Graf
!

Steffi Graf (to spectator): "How much money do you make?"

Analysis: Steffi Graf's reprehensible inquisitiveness of monetary accquisitiveness does not remotely suggest to the 'humorously honed' ear, a sense that her 'funny bone' is in tune with the "socially evolved." Her quip couldn't even be tagged as worthy of, a Joan Rivers, for example. Whatever fraternal traits Ms. Graf shares with the heavily plasticized and botoxed Ms. Rivers, they clearly are not based on an inherent ability to combine clever conception with facetious expression as is often the case with Ms. Rivers. No, Ms. Graf's gauche, impotent attempt at pithy repartee, more to the points, suggests that the only "fraternal" traits she shares with Ms. Rivers is the socially tasteless, run-of-the-mill AVARICE commonly found among the nouveau riche.

Conclusion: "So....how much money do you make?" ???
Clearly, not exactly a George Bernard Shaw-type "come-back."


To help further illustrate the "witty" (not) point: here are two other examples that are clearly out of the one-track-mind-$ "golddigger" Graf's league:

1. After (McEnroe) walks towards the chair to argue a call in the begining of a match....
Spectator: "Come on Mac! Already now?!"
McEnroe (to spectator): "What's your problem? You got a f*cking appointment you've got to get to?"
Analysis: Crude, but infinitely more inventive than Graf.

2. Another time, McEnroe (to heckling spectator): "What other problems do you have apart from being unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
Analysis: Churlish, but again, infinitely more inventive than Graf.

Kind of like their respective games.
Graf: one dimensional
McEnroe: incendiary at times, yet infinitely more inventive

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Condoleezza
Is there one important record this woman doesn't hold?-Condi

A couple. Here's two:

I. Most times stabbed by a Steffi Graf fan while trying to play a tennis match......in Germany.

II. Most times stabbed by a Steffi Graf fan while trying to play a tennis match....anywhere.

(or do they not qualify as "important?")

Heil Steffi! Happy New Year, Condi :-)

The Grand Slam 01-09-2007 01:36 PM

Please, oh God, don't bring up Monica Seles or the stabbing in this thread. The last thing I want is a hijacked thread. This was just supposed to be a bit of a laugh, don't make it into a huge argument. -_-

Condoleezza 01-09-2007 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse (Post 1159556)
to the rest of you : this is just a personal "tweak-fest" between my homie Condi and I; you need not bother reading into this.....

Steffi Graf (to spectator): "How much money do you make?"

Analysis: Steffi Graf's reprehensible inquisitiveness of monetary accquisitiveness does not remotely suggest to the 'humorously honed' ear, a sense that her 'funny bone' is in tune with the "socially evolved." Her quip couldn't even be tagged as worthy of, a Joan Rivers, for example. Whatever fraternal traits Ms. Graf shares with the heavily plasticized and botoxed Ms. Rivers, they clearly are not based on an inherent ability to combine clever conception with facetious expression as is often the case with Ms. Rivers. No, Ms. Graf's gauche, impotent attempt at pithy repartee, more to the points, suggests that the only "fraternal" traits she shares with Ms. Rivers is the socially tasteless, run-of-the-mill AVARICE commonly found among the nouveau riche.

Conclusion: "So....how much money do you make?" ???
Clearly, not exactly a George Bernard Shaw-type "come-back."


To help further illustrate the "witty" (not) point: here are two other examples that are clearly out of the one-track-mind-$ "golddigger" Graf's league:


<embarrassing low-life McEnroe rants mercifully del>

<Penthouse on records>
A couple. Here's two:

I. Most times stabbed by a Steffi Graf fan while trying to play a tennis match......in Germany.

II. Most times stabbed by a Steffi Graf fan while trying to play a tennis match....anywhere. ....

Not important.


BTW, who is Miss Rivers?

Condi

PS: Graf never said "How much money to you make?"
So your conclusions are wrong from the start.

As almost always, Penthouse ....


Condi

Condoleezza 01-09-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Slam (Post 1159598)
Please, oh God, don't bring up Monica Seles or the stabbing in this thread. The last thing I want is a hijacked thread. This was just supposed to be a bit of a laugh, don't make it into a huge argument. -_-

Thanks, I almost overlook that.

IMO, the stabbing didn't alter the course of tennis history as certain patriotic circles among U.S. tennis fans want it to make us believe.
Seles was injured for about 4 weeks and had some motivational problems afterwards. But Graf - coming out of her horrible slump - was rising to her former peak again in summer of 1993 and would have become #1 anyway.
We must not forget that even #1 Seles lost 5 of 7 matches against Graf.
Which is more than 70 %. A fact those U.S. Seles fans always try to avoid ...

Condi









:D :p

Yours!05 01-09-2007 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Slam (Post 1159598)
Please, oh God, don't bring up Monica Seles or the stabbing in this thread. The last thing I want is a hijacked thread. This was just supposed to be a bit of a laugh, don't make it into a huge argument. -_-

What were you thinking??:D

The Grand Slam 01-10-2007 12:58 AM

-__- My god... I'm sick of this.


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