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Leelord337 11-21-2007 09:58 AM

Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..
 
I recently saw a thread about how many threads does it take to change a lightbulb, so this gave me this idea...made me think of the joke: how many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. one to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the ladder. also another aggie joke: why can't aggies make bbq beans? they keep falling through the grill.

ok: some yo mama jokes: yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...yo mama is so poor i went over to her house and 2 mice tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

also i heard this joke yesterday in my finite math class: a prof walked in and asked: do any of your students text message during class? if so...they should practice safe text.

well...just wondering what kinda jokes you guys can come up with.

10s talk 11-22-2007 08:14 AM

what do you call a deer with no eyes ?



no idea........ or no eye deer



What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs ?



STILL no eye deer

Feña14 11-23-2007 09:47 PM

What do you call an angry French insect?

A cross-ant!!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? ….. Because he was outstanding in his field!

I’ve got a sponge front door, hey, don’t knock it!

Leelord337 11-23-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feña14 (Post 1899168)
What do you call an angry French insect?

A cross-ant!!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? ….. Because he was outstanding in his field!

I’ve got a sponge front door, hey, don’t knock it!

the first 2 are funny..but what does the 3rd one mean?

tbini87 11-24-2007 03:28 PM

a woman walks into a grocery store to do her shopping for the week. she buys foods that are typical of a single lady such as: yogurt, frozen pizzas, tv dinners, bagels, etc. she gets into the checkout line, and a cute guy walks up behind her. the man says "excuse me miss, but do you happen to be single?"
she replies "why yes, how did you know?"

























he says "because you are ugly"...

hoons 11-24-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10s talk (Post 1896167)
what do you call a deer with no eyes ?





no idea........ or no eye deer

classic.

Why are women like lava lamps?

Because they're fun to look at but not very bright

....surprisingly i'm not single

35ft6 11-24-2007 04:56 PM

Yo mamma is so fat she has trouble finding affordable clothes that fit her properly.

Loco4Tennis 11-24-2007 06:43 PM

your mama's so fat: when she sits down in a crowded room she's sitting next to EVERYBODY!

Federer's pet goat Leanne 11-24-2007 06:52 PM

what time is it, when an elephant sits on your watch?

Loco4Tennis 11-25-2007 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Federer's pet goat Leanne (Post 1900653)
what time is it, when an elephant sits on your watch?

well, if my calculations are correct, its time to get anew watch :-)

Loco4Tennis 11-25-2007 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35ft6 (Post 1900492)
Yo mamma is so fat she has trouble finding affordable clothes that fit her properly.

umm, i just got to tell you, i wouldn't roll into the apollo-theater with this joke, yu might just get the booot,, just saying :shock:

35201 11-25-2007 07:12 AM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

35ft6 11-25-2007 08:24 AM

Yo mamma is such a good cook that whenever she throws a dinner party there's always a good turnout.

35201 11-25-2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35ft6 (Post 1901388)
Yo mamma is such a good cook that whenever she throws a dinner party there's always a good turnout.

Ha-ha, these really made me giggle.

35201 11-25-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35201 (Post 1901632)
Ha-ha, this really made me giggle.

Lol, mistyped.

Punisha 11-25-2007 02:50 PM

a dog walks into a bar... ouch

35ft6 11-25-2007 05:47 PM

Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

StealthGnome 11-25-2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35ft6 (Post 1902282)
Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

Good one!!

Leelord337 11-26-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35ft6 (Post 1902282)
Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

lol, i think u should change yale to harvard as George Bush was accepted into Yale

Punisha 11-27-2007 02:19 AM

a polar bear walks into a bar... he says to the bar tender

"Ill have a rum............................................... .................................................. ......................................... and cola"

To this the bar tender replies

"Why the big pause?"

and the polar bear says

"I was born with them"


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