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stringertom 09-03-2012 08:33 AM

I Always LOL When...
 
Inspired to start this thread when my boss (fat white 40's guy) showed up this AM in a purple Vikings Randy Moss jersey...the "8" was so stretched out over his gut, it looked more like an infinity symbol...LOL!

West Coast Ace 09-03-2012 10:31 AM

LOL! Did he braid his hair too? :)

PS - sorry you have to work today.

stringertom 09-03-2012 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by West Coast Ace (Post 6860624)
LOL! Did he braid his hair too? :)

PS - sorry you have to work today.

Not a problem...I'm already home and he showed up 2 hours late with a hangover and a fight brewing with his girlfriend. He has to stay til midnight! LOL

OK, let's try this again:

I always LOL when...I imagine Cesc Fabergas teaching a (sic) English grammar class!

Is that a good enough example to inspire all Odds&Ends-ers to share what tickles their funny bones?

El Diablo 09-03-2012 03:56 PM

Working Labor Day? Do you work in a Burger King? (Turnabout is fair play -- you laugh at your boss, we laugh at you).

mikeler 09-03-2012 04:25 PM

I always LOL when I see any adult wearing a $50 jersey of their sports hero. I'd laugh even harder if I was collecting the money.

r2473 09-03-2012 04:26 PM

My BFF makes me LOL. SRS.

Disgruntled Worker 09-03-2012 04:49 PM

Is there any point to this thread?

dParis 09-03-2012 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Disgruntled Worker (Post 6861829)
Is there any point to this thread?

Make the OP feel better about himself, and working on Labor Day?? Idk.

I had a good laugh today as I spent the morning leisurely picking apples with my family at one of those U-pick orchards. Thought of a marketing slogan for the farm while waiting for my baskets:

Jonamac Orchard is... Pick-***!

Sentinel 09-03-2012 07:35 PM

I LOL when people don't get the point to threads.


;)

stringertom 09-04-2012 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by El Diablo (Post 6861551)
Working Labor Day? Do you work in a Burger King? (Turnabout is fair play -- you laugh at your boss, we laugh at you).

In Orlando, we will have 56 million visit our city in 2012...Labor Day is a holiday that attracts in-state visitors for the long weekend. When you work in tourism, you look forward to holiday shifts if you are commission-based, as I am. I LOL at 9to5'ers clinging to their precious 10 days a year of paid off-days. I really LOL when I'm home with a chilled adult beverage listening to raindrops on the roof while 9to5ers are grinding through rush hour commutes with all the other lemmings.

As to the point of the thread, it's supposed to be a way to share humurous or ironic moments we each encounter.

Sentinel 09-04-2012 06:40 AM

I always LOL when reading Colin's or Joel's poasts.

stringertom 09-04-2012 06:56 AM

I always LOL when my dawg chases lizards...his tail wags like a windshield wiper but he has yet caught one. Speaking of windshield wipers, he hasn't caught one of those either despite his best effort to catch it thru the glass!

hollywood9826 09-04-2012 11:45 AM

I Lol'd when i was boweling in a tournament and bowled a 278 and lost.

I also lol'd when you just completly pimped slapped that dude busting on you for working in burger king.

stringertom 09-04-2012 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hollywood9826 (Post 6864063)
I Lol'd when i was boweling in a tournament and bowled a 278 and lost.

I also lol'd when you just completly pimped slapped that dude busting on you for working in burger king.

The visual I'm imagining of you "boweling" on the lanes makes me ROFL! Did you mount the toilet on casters and "roll" your way to the 278??? Nice score BTW! When was your 8-count? I got to the 10th frame perfect five times before I got my one and only 300! When I shot a 769 series (personal best) I had a ringing 8-pin in Game 2 and a stone 9-pin in Game 3 that cost me an 800 series!

hollywood9826 09-04-2012 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stringertom (Post 6864136)
The visual I'm imagining of you "boweling" on the lanes makes me ROFL! Did you mount the toilet on casters and "roll" your way to the 278??? Nice score BTW! When was your 8-count? I got to the 10th frame perfect five times before I got my one and only 300! When I shot a 769 series (personal best) I had a ringing 8-pin in Game 2 and a stone 9-pin in Game 3 that cost me an 800 series!

I had front 9 then 9 spare 9 for the 78. Other guy went front 8 9 spare struck out for 279. I could only laugh like Raonic last night.

But that 278 is my highest game, and gives me hope I can one day throw a 300.

Those 9 pins are the worst. You throw a great shot and it almost bites too hard and complety misses the 9

stringertom 09-04-2012 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by hollywood9826 (Post 6864176)
I had front 9 then 9 spare 9 for the 78. Other guy went front 8 9 spare struck out for 279. I could only laugh like Raonic last night.

But that 278 is my highest game, and gives me hope I can one day throw a 300.

Those 9 pins are the worst. You throw a great shot and it almost bites too hard and complety misses the 9

If you bowl enough, you'll get there! Anyone that can get the front nine is good enough to finish it with skill and the "residue of hard work"...i.e. lady luck. My last strike on my 300 was yanked BAD but I was so pumped I threw it 2 or 3 MPH faster...the result was a clean Brooklyn with all ten flying like a pocket hit. The first eleven? Nailed!

Dedans Penthouse 09-04-2012 01:14 PM

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I lol VERY HARD every time I pee in my pants



oops, that should be the other way around ....



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stringertom 09-04-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse (Post 6864341)
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I lol VERY HARD every time I pee in my pants



oops, that should be the other way around ....



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Lucky me...I had just whizzed b4 reading your poast!

Your type of accident is much easier to handle than a "shart". Thankfully, I gave up jalapeņos years ago!

Sentinel 09-05-2012 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse (Post 6864341)
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I lol VERY HARD every time I pee in my pants



oops, that should be the other way around ....



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You mean you pee VERY HARD every time you LOL in your pants :confused:

:)

stringertom 09-05-2012 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel (Post 6865875)
You mean you pee VERY HARD every time you LOL in your pants :confused:

:)

This would explain why the ancient Scots started kilting!


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